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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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"Twentieth century go and sleep.
Really deep. We won't blink
Your eyes are burning holes through me.
I'm not scared I'm outta here.
I'm not scared. I'm outta here.
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R.E.M.
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Please?
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It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.
He wants it to be in a lazy sort of run down kinda way. You know, where 17 people listen as he reads his poems....4 actually like them and snap their fingers....5 get physically ill and make a dash for the restrooms....and 1 cute girl comes up to talk to him when he's done.
It all starts there for our Sol System. The non-famous fame. The fame where he doesn't have to do anything other than let the world simply recognize his extraordinary intellectual and creative powers.
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Oh, goody, the Sea Monkeys I ordered have arrived. Heh heh heh, look at them cavort and caper.
~C. Montgomery Burns
And be sure to visit The Field Marshal project http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net/
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"Remeber, if there is a nuclear explosion, be sure to close your windows as the massive heat could cause objects within your home to catch fire".
Wise, wise words.
(Actually, I did chat up a rather engagingly pretty girl at the last poetry reading I was at, but I wasn't reading, I was handing out copies of our book. Plus, I had the power to offer cake and sugered punch, which helps. I did spend a great deal of time with another strikingly attractive girl, but I don't think it counts as I knew her from grade school. We just ran into each other at the event. Which reminds me, I should plug the online version of it sometime...)
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"Twentieth century go and sleep.
Really deep. We won't blink
Your eyes are burning holes through me.
I'm not scared I'm outta here.
I'm not scared. I'm outta here.
--
R.E.M.
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Please?
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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
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"Twentieth century go and sleep.
Really deep. We won't blink
Your eyes are burning holes through me.
I'm not scared I'm outta here.
I'm not scared. I'm outta here.
--
R.E.M.
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Please?