Goodbye to all, and to all a good Trek
Justin Randolph Timberland
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"Life is like a dick, sometimes you just wanna f**k it"
-Yun Zhu
USS Vanderbilt NCC-73121, Vanderbilt Class Starship
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"Remeber, if there is a nuclear explosion, be sure to close your windows as the massive heat could cause objects within your home to catch fire".
Wise, wise words.
Have fun!
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But the dead only quickly decay. They don't go about being born and reborn and rising and falling like souffle. The dead only quickly decay.
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Gothic Archies
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! For the love of God, Montressor!
Why? You're going to UC Berkley, right? That means you'll be able to find net access in the computer rooms, libraries, friend's computers, etc.
And don't say that you'll be too busy studying that you won't be able to come here. Trust me, you'll be back. Real soon. Sooner than you think.
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"
James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."
The World is Not Enough
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June is National Accordion Awareness Month.
"People are buried however they choose to be, apparently. Unless you've never written your will, in which case your body is shipped to Meltakron V and reanimated to serve as a robot in their yttrium mines." - Simon Sizer
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"One more day before the storm
At the barricades of freedom!
When our ranks begin to form
Will you take your place with me?"
--Enjolras, "One Day More," Les Miserables
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
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