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Posted by For�aken on :
 

Sorry dude. I didn't know you didn't like people e-mailing you.....hope ur not too mad or anything...

 


Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
I thought this thread was going to be about that delightful scamp, Andy Capp.

(Also, Forsaken, that's a cool little rotating picture you've got there. But it tends to hog bandwidth, especially if you were to be really active in a single thread.)

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Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :
 
Forsaken - I wouldn't worry about it.

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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
Who are you and what the hell are you talking about?

Ugh, I sorta wish new registrations were off again...

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[This message has been edited by Charles Capps (edited August 10, 2000).]
 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
He's For�aken. A rougish little imp who either e-mails people who have the memory span of a particulary silly duck, or else he e-mails them using some form of invisible text, and then imagines getting replies.

Or maybe he did e-mail Andy Capp, and got a narky response. It's bee known to happen.

Hoi! (how do you spell that sound that Zorak makes anyhoo?)

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Posted by SCSImperium (Member # 397) on :
 
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Or maybe he did e-mail Andy Capp, and got a narky response.

LOL, funny when you say Andy Capp that I think of Andy Griffin. And next comes that infernal whistling.

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Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.

Operator of Cargill Conglomerate Publications, http://www.cargillconglomerate.com


 


Posted by For�aken on :
 
quote:

Posted by Capps:

Who are you and what the hell are you talking about?
Ugh, I sorta wish new registrations were off again...


Oh, how kinda of you to greet new members like that!

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 
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e-mails people who have the memory span of a particulary silly duck

Wabbit season!

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Oh, how kinda of you to greet new members like that!

That's Chuck for ya.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Forssaken: You didn't answer his question, though. What the hell are you talking about? :-)

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Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :
 
Charles isn't a diplomat. He doesn't embrace other cultures. He conquers them. Well, that's during lunchtime anyway.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Yup. He's like a hairy Napeleon. With a silly beard.

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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy

 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Hmmm......

I'm in a computer at U-of-T right now, and it appears that the strange "s" symbol, combined with the "a" has been changed to a chinese character.

Looks like somebody left the encoding on.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
*LOL* If you switch the character set (in Netscape, anyway; I don't know about any others) to Simplified Chinese (GB2313), the section sign and 'a' become something that looks like a squared-off lowercase 'n'. "Fornken". Sounds like the Swedish Chef from the Muppets. *LOL* Fornken-fornken-fornken!

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Posted by SCSImperium (Member # 397) on :
 
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Napeleon

You insult the emperor with bad spelling? I think its time for my Bonapartist quote, for the unlearned ones ...

"I thought you were young men. Where is your enthusiasm then? and what do you with it? whom do you admire, if you do not admire the emperor? and what more must you have? He was everything. He had in his brain the cube of human faculties. He made codes like Justinian, he dictated like Caesar, his conversation joined the lightning of Pascal to the thunderbolt of Tacitus, he made history and he wrote it, his bulletins are Illiads, he combined the figures of Newton with the metaphors of Mahomet. And all at once, startled Europe listened ... standing erect in the horizon with a flame in his hands, unfolding the thunder of his two wings, the Grand Army and the Old Guard, and he was the archangel of war!"

-Marius, Les Miserables.


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Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.

Operator of Cargill Conglomerate Publications, http://www.cargillconglomerate.com

A scene that was cut from last season's "Rock" episode, Tsumkatse:
Rock: Do ya smell what the Rock's cookin'?
Janeway: Mr. Rock, was that you?
Tuvok: An intriguing smell ...


 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Hey! You said you were a typical ungly american! That was totally out of character! I'm calling my agent before they come to take you away, haha, hohoo, heehee to the funnyfarm where life is beautiful all the time!
 
Posted by SCSImperium (Member # 397) on :
 
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Hey! You said you were a typical ungly american! That was totally out of character!

Not so. Criticizing the English is acting perfectly inside the French mindset. So in this case, the Ugly American is the Beautiful Frenchman.

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-Small Computer Systems Interface "Scuzzy" Emperor

Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.

Operator of Cargill Conglomerate Publications, http://www.cargillconglomerate.com

A scene that was cut from last season's "Rock" episode, Tsumkatse:
Rock: Do ya smell what the Rock's cookin'?
Janeway: Mr. Rock, was that you?
Tuvok: An intriguing smell ...



 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Well, it's actually spelled "Napoléon", anyway...

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"Me, Grimlock, not 'nice dino'! Me, Grimlock, bash brains!"
-Grimlock, Transformers: The Movie
 


Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
No, no, no, it's Neopolitan!

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
MMMmmmmm...... Neopolitan..... mmmmmmMMMMM........

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

 


Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
 
Neopolitan!?!? Ick! The strawberry ice cream always contaminates the chocolate ice cream!

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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
Butterscotch ripple all the way!

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
That reminds me of the Simpsons. Homer searches for some ice cream. Opens a pack of Neopolitan. Chocolate part all gone. Opens another pack of Neopolitan. Same problem there as well. Strawberry and Vanilla remain untouched

"Marge, we're all out of *looks at cover* Neopolitan Ice Cream!!!"

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
Damn.... I took a quick look at that and thought I saw "Mange" instead of Marge! My eyes must be messed up or something.

Anyways, I know why Charles was being so grouchy that day, 'cause I was there.... He was kinda in a hurry, see....but I ain't gonna tell you all of it. *grin*

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You say you'd never let me fall, from hopes so high.
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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Tahna: You forgot the best part. Every time he picks one up and opens it, he says "Mmm... Chocolate... D'oh!" :-)

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"Me, Grimlock, not 'nice dino'! Me, Grimlock, bash brains!"
-Grimlock, Transformers: The Movie
 


Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :
 
*Ponders a curry flavoured ice cream*.

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
 
Your not thinking, D mate... mango chutney flavor!!!!!!
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
Chocolate Chutney! Ew!?!

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
-Kiwi-Cherry.
-Kiwi-Cherry.

-Yuck!

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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...

�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"

 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
{ahem}...

Vegemite Ripple.

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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
I prefer sorbets. Anyone ever had blueberry-peach? Or maybe raspberry, with a lot of Sprite thrown in?

It's hard to believe (well, around here, not really) that we've had this thread going over thirty posts, and I'm still not sure what the heck we were talking about when we started...

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
We should call this the thread without any point whatsoever.

Some store was selling an Ice Cream Flavor called "Chumbawamba". Of course, this was before the band with the same name was formed. Browm, Blue, and Green Ice cream. Pukey.

But then, they're all supposed to taste good. But how can something taste so good when it looks like it tastes so BAD???!??!?

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
You have to learn to love some things, despite how they look.

Ignore the fact that the food looks bad. Ignore the fact that his beard doesn't make him look older and more mature. Ignore the fact that it just makes him look a bit like a dirty old bloke. Just love the food, and him, for what they are. Hairy bits and all.

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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy

 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
*LOL*

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"Me, Grimlock, not 'nice dino'! Me, Grimlock, bash brains!"
-Grimlock, Transformers: The Movie
 


Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
.............................. :-P

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Ever had grey-blue algae-juice? Looks like something from "The Exorcist" but tastes terrific! Rene Russo has it in "Thomas Crown".

Heh. Before I posted this, both For�aken's topics were at 33.
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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...

�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"

[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited August 16, 2000).]
 


Posted by Teelie (Member # 280) on :
 
In reply to the above post- yuck!

And I hate it when I get food in my beard.. wait I don't have a beard... unless I forget to shave for a week.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
So, pretty much the same way most people grow beards then.

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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy

 


Posted by Teelie (Member # 280) on :
 
Yes, but I don't want a beard!
I think shaving on a more regular basis is called for.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Yup. That should do it.

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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy

 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
But intermittant shaving allows for that sexy half-beard that Charlie had in 'Party Of Five'.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
True. However, a complete abscence of shaving leads to the horrible wirey/messy/bum-fluffy beard that Charles had in, er, his life. At the moment.

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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy

 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
I think I'll start a small thin dego-mustache that I can twirl if I come up with a good plan.

I wonder if For�aken is still with us?

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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...

�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"


 


Posted by SCSImperium (Member # 397) on :
 
He probably started running when he met Charles. And no, not the Friends character.

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Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.

Operator of Cargill Conglomerate Publications, http://www.cargillconglomerate.com

"Woman is deprived of rights from lack of education, and the lack of education results from the absence of rights. We must not forget that the subjection of women is so complete, and dates from such distant ages, that we are often unwilling to recognize the gulf that separates them from us."

Tolstoy, on a more objective note.

 


Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
 
Huh? What Friends character?

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[Bart's looking for his dog.]
Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!
 


Posted by Teelie (Member # 280) on :
 
I haven't seen him post in a while...

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
He prolly just registered to see if he knew anyone here, like he said in his first-ever post.

SCSI: Do you mean Chandler?
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
He last posted three weeks ago, on August 10.

I wonder if people realize that you can see when a person's last post was by looking at their profile...?

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Chandler's beard did make him look like Satan. It didn't help that he looked like he weighed about 7 stone.

What is it with that guy? He's like a weight Yo-Yo. At the end of season 6, he'd gotten porky again. And his hair looked stupid. (Personally, I think he's a fat vampire. That'd explain why he's balooned, and why Courtney Cox now can't stand up in a medium wind).

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Ha-ha!

Well, my hair is a fairly dark blonde, but my moustache comes in very light blonde, and my beard comes in a scraggly red jawline fringe with ocasional patches missing. So most of the time when I TRY to grow it, it looks like my face is grimy, and I look like I have MANGE when I succeed.

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Posted by Teelie (Member # 280) on :
 
Ah, hmm time to shave again.

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Posted by SCSImperium (Member # 397) on :
 
The Friends character Charlie. Charles, Charlie, Carolina, what is all the difference? All these Inglishe names.

The thing with a blonde beard, like mine, is that no one could notice. You can go weeks unshaven and no one will know.

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-Small Computer Systems Interface "Scuzzy" Emperor

Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.

Operator of Cargill Conglomerate Publications, http://www.cargillconglomerate.com

"Woman is deprived of rights from lack of education, and the lack of education results from the absence of rights. We must not forget that the subjection of women is so complete, and dates from such distant ages, that we are often unwilling to recognize the gulf that separates them from us."

Tolstoy, on a more objective note.

 




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