Sorry dude. I didn't know you didn't like people e-mailing you.....hope ur not too mad or anything...
(Also, Forsaken, that's a cool little rotating picture you've got there. But it tends to hog bandwidth, especially if you were to be really active in a single thread.)
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"If Picard was set loose on a Monopoly board, he'd try and establish peaceable diplomatic relations with Marvin Gardens and give St. James Place wide berth so that its culture could develop without interference."
--
L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Because I'm the passenger, and I ride and I ride.
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"More beer, more beer, more beer, more beer! ARSE!"
- Ode to God.
Ugh, I sorta wish new registrations were off again...
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"Guess what? I got Marina Sirtis to sign my butt!"
-- Fooker, GPF
[This message has been edited by Charles Capps (edited August 10, 2000).]
Or maybe he did e-mail Andy Capp, and got a narky response. It's bee known to happen.
Hoi! (how do you spell that sound that Zorak makes anyhoo?)
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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy
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Or maybe he did e-mail Andy Capp, and got a narky response.
LOL, funny when you say Andy Capp that I think of Andy Griffin. And next comes that infernal whistling.
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-Small Computer Systems Interface "Scuzzy" Emperor
Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.
Operator of Cargill Conglomerate Publications, http://www.cargillconglomerate.com
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Posted by Capps:Who are you and what the hell are you talking about?
Ugh, I sorta wish new registrations were off again...
Oh, how kinda of you to greet new members like that!
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My Favorite Quotes:
In a movie, no matter what window you look out in Paris, the Eiffel Tower is always right there." ~~~ "'I think my mask of sanity is about to slip' -American Psycho ~~~ "Everytime I think I've hit the bottom, someone lends me a shovel." ~~~ "Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and recorded every day like those of a baseball player." ~~~ "'Remember there's no I in team' ... (but there is a M and an E)"
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e-mails people who have the memory span of a particulary silly duck
Wabbit season!
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Oh, how kinda of you to greet new members like that!
That's Chuck for ya.
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Sailing the Slipstream
[This message has been edited by Kosh (edited August 10, 2000).]
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"Me, Grimlock, not 'nice dino'! Me, Grimlock, bash brains!"
-Grimlock, Transformers: The Movie
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"More beer, more beer, more beer, more beer! ARSE!"
- Ode to God.
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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy
I'm in a computer at U-of-T right now, and it appears that the strange "s" symbol, combined with the "a" has been changed to a chinese character.
Looks like somebody left the encoding on.
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
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"Me, Grimlock, not 'nice dino'! Me, Grimlock, bash brains!"
-Grimlock, Transformers: The Movie
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Napeleon
You insult the emperor with bad spelling? I think its time for my Bonapartist quote, for the unlearned ones ...
"I thought you were young men. Where is your enthusiasm then? and what do you with it? whom do you admire, if you do not admire the emperor? and what more must you have? He was everything. He had in his brain the cube of human faculties. He made codes like Justinian, he dictated like Caesar, his conversation joined the lightning of Pascal to the thunderbolt of Tacitus, he made history and he wrote it, his bulletins are Illiads, he combined the figures of Newton with the metaphors of Mahomet. And all at once, startled Europe listened ... standing erect in the horizon with a flame in his hands, unfolding the thunder of his two wings, the Grand Army and the Old Guard, and he was the archangel of war!"
-Marius, Les Miserables.
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-Small Computer Systems Interface "Scuzzy" Emperor
Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.
Operator of Cargill Conglomerate Publications, http://www.cargillconglomerate.com
A scene that was cut from last season's "Rock" episode, Tsumkatse:
Rock: Do ya smell what the Rock's cookin'?
Janeway: Mr. Rock, was that you?
Tuvok: An intriguing smell ...
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Hey! You said you were a typical ungly american! That was totally out of character!
Not so. Criticizing the English is acting perfectly inside the French mindset. So in this case, the Ugly American is the Beautiful Frenchman.
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-Small Computer Systems Interface "Scuzzy" Emperor
Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.
Operator of Cargill Conglomerate Publications, http://www.cargillconglomerate.com
A scene that was cut from last season's "Rock" episode, Tsumkatse:
Rock: Do ya smell what the Rock's cookin'?
Janeway: Mr. Rock, was that you?
Tuvok: An intriguing smell ...
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"Me, Grimlock, not 'nice dino'! Me, Grimlock, bash brains!"
-Grimlock, Transformers: The Movie
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"Guess what? I got Marina Sirtis to sign my butt!"
-- Fooker, GPF
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
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"Oh my god... If I have to listen to Pokemon sing in Danish, I'm going to cry..."
- My sister, 7/7/00
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"The kingdom of God is inside you, and all around you; not in a building of stone or wood. Split a piece of wood, and I will be there. Lift a stone, and you will find me."
-The Gospel of Jesus, Stigmata
"Marge, we're all out of *looks at cover* Neopolitan Ice Cream!!!"
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
Anyways, I know why Charles was being so grouchy that day, 'cause I was there.... He was kinda in a hurry, see....but I ain't gonna tell you all of it. *grin*
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"You say don't fear your dreams, it's easier than it seems.
You say you'd never let me fall, from hopes so high.
But never is a promise, and you can't afford to lie." - Fiona Apple
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"Me, Grimlock, not 'nice dino'! Me, Grimlock, bash brains!"
-Grimlock, Transformers: The Movie
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"More beer, more beer, more beer, more beer! ARSE!"
- Ode to God.
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"Neil says hi by the way" - Tear In Your Hand, Tori Amos
-Yuck!
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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"
Vegemite Ripple.
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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
It's hard to believe (well, around here, not really) that we've had this thread going over thirty posts, and I'm still not sure what the heck we were talking about when we started...
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
- George Bernard Shaw
Some store was selling an Ice Cream Flavor called "Chumbawamba". Of course, this was before the band with the same name was formed. Browm, Blue, and Green Ice cream. Pukey.
But then, they're all supposed to taste good. But how can something taste so good when it looks like it tastes so BAD???!??!?
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
Ignore the fact that the food looks bad. Ignore the fact that his beard doesn't make him look older and more mature. Ignore the fact that it just makes him look a bit like a dirty old bloke. Just love the food, and him, for what they are. Hairy bits and all.
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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy
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"Me, Grimlock, not 'nice dino'! Me, Grimlock, bash brains!"
-Grimlock, Transformers: The Movie
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"Guess what? I got Marina Sirtis to sign my butt!"
-- Fooker, GPF
Heh. Before I posted this, both For�aken's topics were at 33.
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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"
[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited August 16, 2000).]
And I hate it when I get food in my beard.. wait I don't have a beard... unless I forget to shave for a week.
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Where's the bathroom on this ship?
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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy
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Where's the bathroom on this ship?
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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy
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"What happens if a big asteroid hits the Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad."
- Dave Barry
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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy
I wonder if For�aken is still with us?
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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"
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-Small Computer Systems Interface "Scuzzy" Emperor
Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.
Operator of Cargill Conglomerate Publications, http://www.cargillconglomerate.com
"Woman is deprived of rights from lack of education, and the lack of education results from the absence of rights. We must not forget that the subjection of women is so complete, and dates from such distant ages, that we are often unwilling to recognize the gulf that separates them from us."
Tolstoy, on a more objective note.
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[Bart's looking for his dog.]
Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!
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Where's the bathroom on this ship?
SCSI: Do you mean Chandler?
I wonder if people realize that you can see when a person's last post was by looking at their profile...?
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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
What is it with that guy? He's like a weight Yo-Yo. At the end of season 6, he'd gotten porky again. And his hair looked stupid. (Personally, I think he's a fat vampire. That'd explain why he's balooned, and why Courtney Cox now can't stand up in a medium wind).
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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy
Well, my hair is a fairly dark blonde, but my moustache comes in very light blonde, and my beard comes in a scraggly red jawline fringe with ocasional patches missing. So most of the time when I TRY to grow it, it looks like my face is grimy, and I look like I have MANGE when I succeed.
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
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Where's the bathroom on this ship?
The thing with a blonde beard, like mine, is that no one could notice. You can go weeks unshaven and no one will know.
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-Small Computer Systems Interface "Scuzzy" Emperor
Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.
Operator of Cargill Conglomerate Publications, http://www.cargillconglomerate.com
"Woman is deprived of rights from lack of education, and the lack of education results from the absence of rights. We must not forget that the subjection of women is so complete, and dates from such distant ages, that we are often unwilling to recognize the gulf that separates them from us."
Tolstoy, on a more objective note.