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Posted by SCSImperium (Member # 397) on :

First of all I would like to say thanks to all of you for urging me to come and brighten your blue-shaded forum. I'm glad that all of you have seen the light of SCSI's brand of absolute dictatorship, which currently presides over several prominant Trek UBBs, and that .....

What? What is that you say? You've never heard of me? You've never heard of the SCSI Imperium. Well, either welcome me now or take a room at the goulag ...

{Violently pounds fist on the table}
{pause}
{looks puzzled}

Where was I? Oh, yes, this is my coronation, no? Where's my crown? My septer, my 20 pips to pin to my chest so I can declare absolute sovereignty over all of you. Ah yes, I will add Flare to my Empire, including TOP, FedHQ, and Legate Damar's UBB.

One of you mod or admin people, direct me to my throne ...

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-Small Computer Systems Interface "Scuzzy" Emperor

Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.

Operator of Cargill Conglomerate Publications, http://www.cargillconglomerate.com

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

*directs him to throne*

Have a seat.

*walks away*

*takes out remote control*

*presses button*

BOOOM!!!!

*puts remote control away*

*walks away whistling*

PS: I'm just an assassin. Just doing my job. Thank you very much. :-)

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited August 08, 2000).]

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

I use Firewire.

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Posted by SCSImperium (Member # 397) on :

{PA system comes on with a deep, Orson Wellsish voice}

"That was only a dummy. This is the real SCSI. He was trying to test to see if there was any *ahem* resistance still going on over on your neck of the woods. Apparently, hostile action appears necessary}

{PA system clicks off}
{Windows begin to vibrate, and within a few seconds, the whole building is shaking.}
{Our assasin assasin slowly turns around towards a large Bay Window, as dramatic music plays.}
{PA system comes back on}

"Now, Mr. Assasin, what you see outside is a SCannonSI. Aimed at you. Now, I'll give you a brief chance to start running. Your time, which we will not disclose for purposes of suspense, begins ... NOW"

{Cannon begins making a "whizzing" sound as it powers up}

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-Small Computer Systems Interface "Scuzzy" Emperor

Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.

Operator of Cargill Conglomerate Publications, http://www.cargillconglomerate.com

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Ah, the arrogance of the young...

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- George Bernard Shaw

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

I hate it when people roleplay to their Username. You don't see me popping up out of nowhere and yelling:

"Autobots! Decepticon Alert! Boo-yah! Sniggly-Wiggly"

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Posted by Mucus (Member # 24) on :

Bah! SCSI.....who has that kinda money? Give me my nice and affordable EIDI 7200 rpm Maxtor hard drive and I'm happy enough

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shades of grey whatsoever...and diplomacy is all shades of grey. - Star Trek: The Lost Years

A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbour�s throat without having his neighbour notice it. � Trygve Lie

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

UM: Probably a good thing too, otherwise everytime you got into a conversation you'd shout out "I can't deal with that now." And then act stupid for an hour.

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Yeah, good thing.

What the hell's a psyliam anyway? Think you're some kinda telepath?

"Ooh, look at me, I'm psychic? I'm Liam...put them together what do you get? PsyLiam...ooohhh."

Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

*raises eyebrow*

I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet you, sir, but you do need to know one thing... my name is LOA and I'm the almighty Queen of Pleh... yes, that's right... I'm the royalty around here, and the ONLY person that will ever occupy a throne. Except Charles. But even then, that's only if he asks

So anyway... nice to meet you, hope to see ya around, but stay out of my throne

~LOA

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Well, scuzzy man, you can have the throne over there if you want. But, be careful. If you don't jiggle the handle just right, it backs up when you flush...

Y'know, I would say that Liam's name is based off the Psyduck from Pokémon, but I thought Liam got into the Pokémon thing after picking that name...

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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Well, at least it's an entrance.

Welcome at any rate....

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Gee...wonder what kinda entrance you guys could come up with for my nick...

"Look at me. I am THE number. And it's not any particular number, it's the number 359! Yes! 359! Not 358 or 360, but 359! That makes me The359! That's why I'm special!"

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The 359 Webpage

Posted by Amadeus on :

Scsi, Scsi, Scsi.
Another omega project refugee. That thing better start up again...this place is pretty boring.

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

I am Become Dave, Accountant of Worlds.

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Also, since it seems to be the season of sweeping statements; I happen to know all three of the most entertaining people in the universe, and all of them post here. So ha ha ha and a double ha.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

"I am Become Dave, Accountant of Worlds."

Sol, you are a veritable fountain of quotes for my archive.

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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
- George Bernard Shaw

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

It did used to be LiamTNG. But then people thought taht stood for "The Next generation", for some strange reason.

Plus my dad' name is actually Terry, so it doesn't really work.

I do have a headache a lot of the time though, so the Psyduck thing will do. For now. Bwahahaha oh I can't be bothered.

And TSN, regarding your life, I'll see your "crap" and raise you a "shite".

Actually, that's a disturbing mental thought.

And isn't your name Simon anyway?

(That was a bit all over the place, wasn't it. I should probably tidy it up. But no. I won't. I don't believe in your notions of "order". I reject you, Syntax, and all your evil little minions.)

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

How do you know that the person you're aiming at is actually me? You don't know who I am, you don't know where I live, and ye don't know what I look like.

Go ahead. Try me. I'm better than you. Admit it.

Amadeus: You haven't been here long enough. That's why.

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited August 09, 2000).]

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

*sighs* Ok... Um...here goes..."Beware, SCSImperium!!! For I am NIMROD!!! The ultimate hu-" No, I refuse to go on with this!! It is silly! Besides...I, um, wasn't prepared with little goodies and verbal snowballs.

Hello, self-declared dictator. It will be interesting to hear your views about what-have-you and whatnot. (?)

Except for the bailiffs. BLAST! Ay forgot aboot the bailiffs! Arr... (Will that do?)

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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...

�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Oh, and Tahna? You should use chaumurky instead. More subtle.

Posted by SCSImperium (Member # 397) on :

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Another omega project refugee. That thing better start up again...this place is pretty boring.

Dawg and Slock have been literally gone the past few days. Not on ICQ, or at Legate's. Slock said on the weekend it was supposed to be up on Monday. {Sigh}

I still wonder who rooted the site and deleted everything. I still can't believe it. 763 posts gone. {Sigh}

quote:
Ah, the arrogance of the young...

I'm glad you're enjoying it. Actually, I wouldn't so call it arrogance as "the-enlightened-despot-had-an-epiphany-and-came-to-spread-his-goodwill" attitude.

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I hate it when people roleplay to their Username.

Actually, I don't really roleplay. SCSI is who ay'am. In fact, I went to get the mail this morning and the neighbor, who was retiling his pool, said "Hey, Scuzzy! How's the Imperium coming along? Anymore guests at the goulag?" and I replied "Things are fine, Mr. Hierd. Just keep spreading around the literature."

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-Small Computer Systems Interface "Scuzzy" Emperor

Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.

Operator of Cargill Conglomerate Publications, http://www.cargillconglomerate.com

[This message has been edited by SCSImperium (edited August 09, 2000).]

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Maybe he's afraid you'll axe-murder him if he says anything else every morning.

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Perhaps Tahna hasn't read the Assassin's Handbook yet.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

What is this darned Omega Project? I'm beginning to worry.

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- George Bernard Shaw

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

Its a leftist femmo-commo-lesbian-nazi-whale-loving weed-smoking-conspiracy to take over the world by sitting in a circle and building a universal wall of love which will make all ones enemies fall to their knees and beg forgiveness.

Nah..

It's a really a democratic conspiracy to silence you.

If the new chap is a dictator, does he know he has to pay homage to the Church?

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

*looks up from reading a book on how to make Chunky Omega Stew and Omega Beef Platter*

I have no idea what you're talking about

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

I hope you've brought more than 27 borg-vessels if you want to pound that omega-beef real good 'n tender.

And any assassin with self-respect should read the Nude Chronicles. ("Nude", "Nude Messiah", "Nude Children", "God, Nude Emperor", "Nude Heretics" and "Chapterhouse: Nude")

�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Juvenile Alpha-Male posturing is irrelevant.
Assimilation is inevitable.

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Posted by SCSImperium (Member # 397) on :

I gathered all the pages from it in my cache the day after TOP was rooted, and uploaded them as a memorial.

http://www.cargillconglomerate.com/top

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-Small Computer Systems Interface "Scuzzy" Emperor

Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.

Operator of Cargill Conglomerate Publications, http://www.cargillconglomerate.com

[This message has been edited by SCSImperium (edited August 10, 2000).]

Posted by Mucus (Member # 24) on :

In other words..."The Omega Project" is a website dedicated to games that deal with Star Trek (which means about one good game

)
It also had a reasonably popular forum...although it was only marginally more mature than average.

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Posted by SCSImperium (Member # 397) on :

It seems like more than that when you spent a good deal of your last year on it. About a month before it went down I finally got into the Senior Officer's Lounge. That was a special moment for me. You had to wait for the board to vote you in, which took forever, and it had been my goal since January (Commander or above with majority approval). You were one of the special 31 out of 1067 once in.

Now TOP is gone. It lies in .... oblivion. Besides those pages, nothing left exists.

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-Small Computer Systems Interface "Scuzzy" Emperor

Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.

Operator of Cargill Conglomerate Publications, http://www.cargillconglomerate.com

A scene that was cut from last season's "Rock" episode, Tsumkatse:
Rock: Do ya smell what the Rock's cookin'?
Janeway: Mr. Rock, was that you?
Tuvok: An intriguing smell ...

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

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My God, that's a big forum.

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

If you're looking for a big forum to join with, try http://trekbbs.com

They're a good bunch over there as well.

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Yeah, they're big. They're so big that I don't go there anymore. Too much to follow...

Posted by SCSImperium (Member # 397) on :

So big that they have that ugly UGO thing. Looks as though they ripped it of the a Chinese propaganda poster. Seems like if you're successful enough, that place will incorporate your site.

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-Small Computer Systems Interface "Scuzzy" Emperor

Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.

Operator of Cargill Conglomerate Publications, http://www.cargillconglomerate.com

A scene that was cut from last season's "Rock" episode, Tsumkatse:
Rock: Do ya smell what the Rock's cookin'?
Janeway: Mr. Rock, was that you?
Tuvok: An intriguing smell ...

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Well, wherever you go, I go, Hugo.