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Jay the Obscure
Member # 19
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"Unlike sports fans in places like Bangkok, Istanbul, and Pensacola, the average American rarely gets a chance to witness a stripper wrestling a midget. However, one such opportunity arose in Oxford, Mississippi in mid-April."Hard to beat that build up!! Midget Chaos! Suddenly I feel like Sol searching the net... ------------------ Oh, fiddle faddle, everyone knows that our mutants have flippers. Oops, I've said too much..... ~C. Montgomery Burns [This message has been edited by Jay (edited August 25, 2000).]
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Sol System
Member # 30
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I know of a film made in the Philippines about a very tiny secret agent and his enemy, Mr. Big. It would fit in with this thread quite nicely, if I could only remember the name.------------------ Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others. -- Ambrose Bierce **** Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! It's useless to struggle.
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Hobbes
Member # 138
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Pensacola, Florida? I lived there for 3 years and I don't recall fighting midgets and strippers fighting.------------------ Daniel: "Senator, we have reason to believe the Goa'uld are about to attack." Kinsey: "Then I think they'll regret taking on the United States military!" Daniel: "Oh, you're right. We'll just upload a virus into the mother ship." This post sponsered in part by the Federation Starship Datalink
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Kosh
Member # 167
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Damn!------------------ Sailing the Slipstream
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PsyLiam
Member # 73
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You obviously never went to the right bars, Hobbes. ------------------ "Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy
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USS Vanguard
Member # 130
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midgets, eh? i don't know, they've sort of creeped me out. Oh wait, no, i was thinking of jockies.------------------ "Life sucks, then you die"
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Teelie
Member # 280
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I lived in P-Cola too and never heard of that stuff happening, and I knew of a few clubs! ------------------ Where's the bathroom on this ship?
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Jay the Obscure
Member # 19
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Well, the actual match took place in Oxford, Mississippi.------------------ Oh, fiddle faddle, everyone knows that our mutants have flippers. Oops, I've said too much..... ~C. Montgomery Burns
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Teelie
Member # 280
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Too bad I'm not there still or I could've seen it. ------------------ Where's the bathroom on this ship?
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LOA
Member # 49
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Are you implying that I'm short? ~LOA ------------------ No, you CAN'T see my picture!
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Teelie
Member # 280
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It depends, how tall are you? ------------------ Where's the bathroom on this ship?
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