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"Incest! A game the whole family can play!"
-Jonah Rapp
I guess that's what I get for being lazy, and waiting until Grade 12.
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"What happens if a big asteroid hits the Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad."
- Dave Barry
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-Small Computer Systems Interface "Scuzzy" Emperor
Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.
Operator of Cargill Conglomerate Publications, http://www.cargillconglomerate.com
"Woman is deprived of rights from lack of education, and the lack of education results from the absence of rights. We must not forget that the subjection of women is so complete, and dates from such distant ages, that we are often unwilling to recognize the gulf that separates them from us."
Tolstoy, on a more objective note.
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"Incest! A game the whole family can play!"
-Jonah Rapp
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"Poetic souls delight in prose insane."
--Lord Byron
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Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
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Ambrose Bierce
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! It's useless to struggle.
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It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.
Drivers ed sucks big time, lucky you. hehehehe
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"Life sucks, then you die"
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000
If you get rid of the Mac keyboard, the Mac mouse, MacOS, and the goofy look, iMacs run fairly well... :-)
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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
Yes, my dear Ziyal USC woman...you sure can.
Down on the bottom right of the browser window is what Mac calls the window shade thingie. Not to technical I know. But just click-hold-and drag that sucker and you can resize the browswer to whatever size you want!!
As far as the double mouse thingie goes, you can get Mac mice / mouses / meeses with multiple buttons. I rather prefer multiple buttons...but lacking any on you Mac, just hold that mouse button down for a bit and that serves to do generally what the second Generic IBM PC clone button would do. I.e. for saving a picture to your disk from a browswer, click and hold and you get a nifty pull down!
Sure, you may have asked some Trojan computer person for help but they ain't very nice unless you tip them. Besides UCLA is a better. Costs less too.
Oh, the Mac is such a good machine.
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Oh, fiddle faddle, everyone knows that our mutants have flippers. Oops, I've said too much.....
~C. Montgomery Burns
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Where's the bathroom on this ship?
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"Incest! A game the whole family can play!"
-Jonah Rapp
BTW, that was a year ago. I drive much better now, so I'm not as much of a menace to society as you may think. Not in that context, anyway...
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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
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"Incest! A game the whole family can play!"
-Jonah Rapp
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"More beer, more beer, more beer, more beer! ARSE!"
- Ode to God.
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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
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"Incest! A game the whole family can play!"
-Jonah Rapp
So, I'm not the only person in the history of the world who hasn't gotten a liscense by 17? Well, that's a pseudo-relief, now I don't feel so loser-ish.
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It's like a really bad form of prostitution. Without the sex. But still with a lot of red faces and heavy breathing. And a little embarrassment too.
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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy
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"Poetic souls delight in prose insane."
--Lord Byron
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It's like a really bad form of prostitution. Without the sex. But still with a lot of red faces and heavy breathing. And a little embarrassment too.
LOL.
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Today we saw a film that made the whole class cry. 'Cept me, iron nerve me. It was about the sickest thing I've ever seen too.
At the beginning of the film, a man comes on in an office saying "we're going to scare you into becoming a better driver. Not only will you see death, and those dying on the pavement after an auto accident, you will hear it. The moaning and groaning of pain."
To say the very least, it wasn't ketchup everywhere either.
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-Small Computer Systems Interface "Scuzzy" Emperor
Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.
Operator of Cargill Conglomerate Publications, http://www.cargillconglomerate.com
"Woman is deprived of rights from lack of education, and the lack of education results from the absence of rights. We must not forget that the subjection of women is so complete, and dates from such distant ages, that we are often unwilling to recognize the gulf that separates them from us."
Tolstoy, on a more objective note.
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"What happens if a big asteroid hits the Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad."
- Dave Barry
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It's like a really bad form of prostitution. Without the sex. But still with a lot of red faces and heavy breathing. And a little embarrassment too.
They still fuck you over though and make you pay for it. 
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Where's the bathroom on this ship?
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It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.
as the saying goes "Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Trojans."
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Oh, fiddle faddle, everyone knows that our mutants have flippers. Oops, I've said too much.....
~C. Montgomery Burns
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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy
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Oh, fiddle faddle, everyone knows that our mutants have flippers. Oops, I've said too much.....
~C. Montgomery Burns
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"Life sucks, then you die"
Kids today CAN NOT DRIVE. A rule to the guy today on 695: a solid object (your new Honda) cannot pass through another solid object (my Jeep). Another rule to this guy: Above rule is especially bad (for you) and good (for me) when you attempt it in front of two State Troopers. I hope you got a big ticket.
I had my learners for about 6 months before I got my license (I got my learners in Oct. 95, and the license in March '96.)
I have been in one (minor) accident -- it was my fault, I admit, although the snow and ice contributed to it. Luckily, no damage was done to the other aside for some minor needed repairs to a bumper, I also have recieved no tickets for traffic violations.
Driving is fun. Learn to drive stick, though. Its a requirement
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This guy drinks poison, lights himself on fire, ties a noose around his neck, jumps off a cliff and shoots a gun at himself. Bullet misses him, hits rope, he falls into water, extinguishing the fire and vomiting the poison. He's saved by a fisherman and rushed to a hospital ... where he dies of pneumonia ...
I have the amazing ability to only crash into stationary objects. Not bad, eh?
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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy
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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"
(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)
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You wouldn't understand ... it's a Jeep thing
Anyways, I finished driver's ed with an overall mark of 91%.
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"Incest! A game the whole family can play!"
-Jonah Rapp
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You wouldn't understand ... it's a Jeep thing
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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"
(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)
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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
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"What happens if a big asteroid hits the Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad."
- Dave Barry
I could've made a downpayment with that money, argh... tip, never loan family money. It ain't loaning, it's giving it away.
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Where's the bathroom on this ship?
Sheesh, do you lot have no idea what "independence" is? You want a car? Get a job and buy one. In fact, buy one over here, where they cost roughly 9 million times as much as they do in the US.
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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy
I'd be happy with a cheap one if it worked, expensive ones are hard to maintain anyhow.
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Where's the bathroom on this ship?
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"Incest! A game the whole family can play!"
-Jonah Rapp
Still, most people I know have had to buy their own (crappy) cars. With their own money. That they've worked for. Then they outfit them with ridiculous sound systems. Tsk, the youth of today, eh?
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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy
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Where's the bathroom on this ship?
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"More beer, more beer, more beer, more beer! ARSE!"
- Ode to God.
He runs a red light. Barely avoids getting his POS Geo Metro torn in two by my Wrangler, and then he has the AUDACITY to give ME a dirty look?
Where's my gun? No ... no ... where's my spoon?
"Why a spoon, Cousin?"
"Because it'll HURT more, you twit!"
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HowsaboutdemO's?
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Boy oh boy, do we need some autobahns over here.
The German government is about to institute a toll system for the autobahn(s) as well as more posted speed limits, like the rest of the European Union.
At least acording to reports from Deutsche Welle. I don't know if it is by mistake or otherwise, but my public access is full of German television. It's quite interesting, really.
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-Small Computer Systems Interface "Scuzzy" Emperor
Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.
Operator of Cargill Conglomerate Publications, http://www.cargillconglomerate.com
"Woman is deprived of rights from lack of education, and the lack of education results from the absence of rights. We must not forget that the subjection of women is so complete, and dates from such distant ages, that we are often unwilling to recognize the gulf that separates them from us."
Tolstoy, on a more objective note.