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Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :

Stephen Hawking, gangsta rapper. Oh my! http://www.mchawking.com/

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Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

ROTFLMAO

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

*LOL!!!*

"F* Tha Creationists!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Slightly off topic, anyone know where I can a speech synthesizer that sounds like Hawking? I know there are programs out there, just can't find them.

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Pfeh, last I heard his synthesizer, it sounded like the old Commodore-64 SAM.

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

A brilliant site.

I think most every Mac comes with such a program.

*hides*

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Hawking does in fact seem to use a speech synthesiser similar to Apple's software.

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

He should be given an Irish voicebox!!
"Mmm-what's the ruddy matter with THIS thing? Mmm-blimey!"

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Posted by Alpha Centauri (Member # 338) on :

HAWKING IS MY HERO!!!

How is it possible that people are so sarcastic about Hawking ????!!!! *cries*

joking

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Well, Steve IS one of the three people living who I'll readily admit is smarter than I am.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Well, that's Hawking and me... Who's the third?

j/k ;-)

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

P2 from Bananas in Pajamas, quite obviously.

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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Nimrod: What?? I've never said "blimey" in my life. Oh bugger, I've just typed it.
Ah well, something to add to alt.binaries.stereotypes.com.

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Actually, the other two are:
Cheryl Carter Kern (a friend, you don't know her)
and Greg Morris (one of my college professors)

And what's got UM in such a snit? Or is his humor always that... acidic?

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

In person it would've been much clearer. It wasn't meant to be insulting or 'acidic', but just kind of stupid.

Damn the lack of any intonation on the internet. There's something Mr-Smarypants-Hawking should work on.

Understanding the universe? Pah. Figuring out a way for his little box (and through modifications) messageboards to have emotional conversational skills, that's the future my friend.

Besides, P2 is the smart one. He brought an umbrella in that one episode when it rained. P1 got wet, that silly moron.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Well, UM, if it makes you feel better, I understood the joke from the start... *L*

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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

P1, the silly moron!

Arf!

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