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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Greetings, all...

Doing rework on my site, specifically on the "me" section....I'm leaving the "interview" intact, but I'd also like a sort of "Prime Minister's Question Time" thing.

Bearing that in mind, I posit this: If you didn't know me as well as y'do (well, actually..none of y'all except Se�or Kardde really KNOW me)...& you had the chance to ask me a SINGLE QUESTION...what would it be?

I await your answers.

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"My dear, I used to think that I was serving humanity... and I pleasured in the thought. Then I discovered that humanity does not want to be served; on the contrary it resents any attempt to serve it. So now I do what pleases Jubal Harshaw." ---Jubal Harshaw, Stranger In A Strange Land

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Given that the progression of the visible universe through time is a constant, and holding superstring and M theories as fact, if the planets of the Solar system were increased in size by exactly 15%, what color would my pants be?

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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

WHAT... is your quest?

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Why do you know so many famous people?

Or, in some cases, the progeny of famous people?

I spent a day with the local news personalities once, but it hardly compares.

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

On your website, you speak of such activites known as 'getting laid' or 'getting a piece'.

Yet, you are a Star Trek fan, who even builds models of the starships.

Now, to me, this shakes my very belief system, in which I hold dear the fact that 'Sex' & 'Trekker' are never to be within close proximity to each other, except, of course in discussions about Pon Farr.

What is your secret, oh great Shik-san?

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"...you know, Omega, there's a phrase you might want to look up. It goes something like "paranoid arrogant fuckwit who has more chance of ejaculating to the moon than he has of ever convincing a girl that he's a viable prospect for marriage." -PsyLiam, September 16, 2000 10:23 PM.

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

:::scribbles furiously::: Not bad so far...this'll be a fun page.

Oh, & UM? I found a perfect new sigline for you from your namesake: "I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy--okay, give me the bomb."

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

I had that one when I first joined these here forums.

I may consider using it again, but I like my current one quite a bit.

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

"Prime Minister's Question", huh. Power-hungry, are we?

Ok, I'm game. *clears throat* What is YOUR definition of sex?

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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

What colour would I be if I smelled black?

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Shik, if you were an Immortal, what kind of sword would you carry?

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Since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball. From Soho down to Dryton, I must have played them all.

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

My favorite: If you were God, who would you smite first?

My second: Who would you cast in a modern day remake of The Wizard of Oz?

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What Star Trek castmembers/characters (all together, or from each show) would you cast as who in said remake?

Fr'instance: Voyager/Oz: Naomi Wildmon as Dorothy? Neelix as Toto? The Doctor as the Tin Man?

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Do them all together and have Spot play Toto. Hell, it's already changed breed and gender. Why not species? :-)

Or maybe one of those dog-things from... er... "The Enemy Within"? The TOS ep where the transporter split Kirk into good Kirk and bad Kirk...

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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Well, thanks for the input, gents...the Q&A's up--have a ball.

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"Deviance is not tailored suits or computer geeks/Pierced tongues or sex freaks/love for hire under dirty sheets/I have lived and breathed you...." --Vanessa Daou, "Deviate"

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

A Bit late, but here's my Question:

Why?

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