Go Australia!
Andrew
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"I threw bitter tears at the ocean
But all that came back was the tide..." 'I Will Not Forget You' Sarah McLachlan
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"More beer, more beer, more beer, more beer! ARSE!"
- Ode to God.
Or should that be "gone Australia" now? Never mind. We were shite. But slightly less shite than we usually are. And at least we've found our niche. We can row! Yes. Only another 9 million events to crack now and we'll be unstopable.
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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy
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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"
(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)
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Re: Russia in WWII
"Hey, we butchered Poles! Thats OK."
- DT.
~Bart vs. Australia
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This is a place of business, not a peewee flopphouse!
~C. Montgomery Burns
[This message has been edited by AndrewR (edited October 02, 2000).]
They'll disembark the plane to cheers and shouts, get the red carpet over to their government-supplied limos, which will then blow up.
That's how we do things here.
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Remember December '59
The howling wind and the driving rain,
Remember the gallant men who drowned
On the lifeboat, Mona was her name.
No, the 2008 games will go to TORONTO!!!!!
That is, if City Hall could get its damned act together.
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
Hey, we ARE in the middle of constructing two new stadiums...
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
So...... *THHHHHPPPPPTTTTT!!!!!!*
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
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Sailing the Slipstream
I'm wondering if anyone saw it overseas... I've seen a few foreign media talking about them... It was the highlight of the Olympics... they completely took the piss out of everything and everyone... (i.e. payed out or made fun of if you don't know what 'take the piss' means ;o) )
The did some comentary for the Male Gymnastics, the Judo and the funniest, of them all, them doing their own commentary for the Greco-Roman wrestling! LOL! They called when one has to get on the mat on all fours... 'The Dog' and they had their own names for all those gymnastic moves, like 'the battered sav' (when they drop to the mat with the whole body) and 'hello boys' well when they did a move where you basically get a face full of their 'boys' (see Kramer from Seinfeld's definition of 'boys' ;o) or the 'dutch wink' (when they did a leg split)
You really had to see it I guess
Andrew
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"I threw bitter tears at the ocean
But all that came back was the tide..." 'I Will Not Forget You' Sarah McLachlan