Brannon Braga, anti-Christ to some, just another creative writer to others, has publically released a short he made when he was a wee little nipper studying film ten years ago. Written, directed by, and starring the man, no less.

BRAGA EATS HIMSELF
Sorry if I gave away the plot, but there's no way that the true extent of how disturbing this film is could be realized without watching it...

In a shocking turn of events, however, the sheer concept of the film immediately made me think of someone else on this forum of ours.

So I present my new theory: Simon Sizer aka Sol System is merely a pseudonym of Voyager's former executive producer. Forget the boonies of Washington State--Simon, or rather, Brannon, is an ex-pat Montanan. When he isn't getting it on with Jeri Ryan, he writes the episodes that were so weird that even Berman wouldn't let him do 'em into utterly bizarre short stories, which are summarily marketed via ICQ.

Dastardly, isn't it...

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"...I was just up in Canada, Toronto actually. You know, they really hate you guys [Americans] up there? The funny thing is, they think you hate them back, when in fact, you just couldn't be bothered to care. Now in Ireland, it's a different story. At least we had the common decency to wait until the English invaded before we started hating them. I guess the Canadians are hating you in advance..."
-Irish Comic Ed Byrne on Canada-US relations

*turns green*

*retches again*

*SPLLUUUUURRRGE!!!*

Interesting though.

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"Unleash the armageddon,
So all the children go to heaven"

"Blue Skies Bring Tears"-The Smashing Pumpkins.

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So, how's that Survivor-contest coming along, Newt?
-Well not very well at the MOMENT, everyone seems to have died.
-Gee, that's bad. Those Aliens bugging you yet?
-Not really, they mostly come at night mostly...