Bobby (kittens name) proceeded to pounce on my shirt and attempt to grab the string hanging from the camera.
I managed to grab the following three pics before Bobby decided to climb up my leg and attack my hand for the nth time.
Ain't they CUTE!?
(The second one (Blake) is less... er, adventurous in terms of climbing up people. He perfers climbing up things like the central heater...)
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"Uh, Cody, what has the Mullah of Cappistan been smoking?"
"MILKSHAKES. I HAVE BEEN SMOKING MILKSHAKES!"
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"What he did to that walrus gentle-man was inexcusable."
-T. Herman Zweibel on "Mr. Woodrow Wood-pecker", The Onion, 7-Nov-2000
I have two myself. They're licking each other in my laundry hamper as I type.
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"When they come, kill them. We're not here to make friends." -- Connor
"But you're my friend." -- Duncan
"Count yourself lucky." -- Connor
Highlander: The Element of Fire
I think Charles has become pussy-whooped.
and
"The problem with kittens is that
Eventually, they grow to be a cat."
-Shel Silverstein
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"I'm not like George Bush. If Bush loses, his life goes on. I will do anything to get elected." - Al Gore, 1999
Hey, Charles, if I e-mailed you pictures of my cat/kitten, could you post them?
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"When they come, kill them. We're not here to make friends." -- Connor
"But you're my friend." -- Duncan
"Count yourself lucky." -- Connor
Highlander: The Element of Fire
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"Uh, Cody, what has the Mullah of Cappistan been smoking?"
"MILKSHAKES. I HAVE BEEN SMOKING MILKSHAKES!"
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"When they come, kill them. We're not here to make friends." -- Connor
"But you're my friend." -- Duncan
"Count yourself lucky." -- Connor
Highlander: The Element of Fire
I'm considering moving my own site to its own domain...if I can subdomain it, I can always set y'up on a more permanent basis.
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"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much."
By the way, if you think you have it bad, at least you're not allergic to them.
ACHOO!
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Kang/Kodos in '04!
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The wheel, it turneth. But the hamster, it hath demised.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.
Jube: he may like the kitty, but he'll always LOVe the pussy.
:::runs like hell:::
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"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much."
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Frank's Home Page
"Gardening for Dummies is too intense." - Rick
Can't you give those cats some privacy? Sheeesh!
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"When they come, kill them. We're not here to make friends." -- Connor
"But you're my friend." -- Duncan
"Count yourself lucky." -- Connor
Highlander: The Element of Fire
Isn't that right, boss?
*MEOW.*
There you have it, folks.
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
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Hunt: "You cheated!"
Rhade: "It's only cheating if you get caught."
-Andromeda, "Double Helix"
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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
quite a disputed defintion.
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I am going to buy Japanese cars from now on, because the auto workers got the day off to vote and the state went to Gore, so I want to see how many we can get unemployed.
From The Port Huron Times-Herald talk back section.
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"When they come, kill them. We're not here to make friends." -- Connor
"But you're my friend." -- Duncan
"Count yourself lucky." -- Connor
Highlander: The Element of Fire
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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"
(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)
Mustang Class Starship Development Project
Don't have him anymore though.... when I got disowned, the family kept him. Last I heard, he was incredibly fat and VERY cranky.... Well, my family will do that to you, I suppose... Pleh.
~LOA
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"The purple elephants have conquered my pants! Weasels to the rescue!!!" ~TSN, Oct. 23, 2000
Me think they hungry.
Oh, me sure now ... they're biting my ankle ... ow!
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Continuing to boldly go ...
*SMITES him*
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The wheel, it turneth. But the hamster, it hath demised.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.
Heh...& do the words "threefold rule" mean anything, Miz Witchy?? :{�
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"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much."
Interesting pic though- where the legs meet, you have the crotch and there is a pussy. Hmm.
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"I do prefer the arse, but you can't dismiss the leg. They're joined at the hip, so to speak."
- Liam Kavanagh
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***...***...***
But my landlord won't allow it, damn.
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
I also know that in self defense, it's YOUR three-fold coming back to yah. So shaddup.
*watches as a huge shoe falls down from the sky and smites her*
HEY!
*grin*
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The wheel, it turneth. But the hamster, it hath demised.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.
D'OH!!!!
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Continuing to boldly go ...
My sister-in-law�s cat: http://www.geocities.com/phoenixentrick/terrapintribute.html
'Course, there are some who would argue that humans are a cancer, but that's something else entirely... :-)
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"What he did to that walrus gentle-man was inexcusable."
-T. Herman Zweibel on "Mr. Woodrow Wood-pecker", The Onion, 7-Nov-2000
ARGH! Help, please
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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I wouln't say that anyone who has ceased to post every time you rant has "realized that they couldn't win" Omega. It's more like "oh, great he comes Mr. conservative frontal lobotomy boy who only hits one note over and over and over and over..."
-Jay, July 15, 2000
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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
-Nimrod 16/4/2001
:-)
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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!
The files are there. I've seen them. Nice kittens btw.
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[Bart's looking for his dog.]
Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!
Now the cat is almost 19 years old. My friend's ex once told me that he may not be able to get another cat for a very long time.
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"In a completely unrelated news story, I have a date tomorrow night."
- Omega, in trying to explain why pigs are now flying, why Microsoft products are now working perfectly, hell freezing over, and George W Bush giving a flawless speech. 04/06/01, 12:17AM
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Signature for sale! For a mere price of $20 per letter you get this wonderful little space to say your own things. Get it now while there's still space!
-All you base belong to infinity. -infinity11
Yes, I have it as a WAV.
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"For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid
quote:
"Kittens give Morbo gas..!"
Yes, I have it as a WAV.
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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
-Nimrod 16/4/2001
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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
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"Cry havoc and let's slip the dogs of Evil"
I've seen some odd things in my lifetime, but this pretty much takes the cake. I beleive that you would look very interesting if I shoved you into a little glass box with a feeding tube in it. This is not a mean-spirited comment, this is art, and I don't see how you could possibly object to this seeing as though it is a part of my culture.
If you beleive that it is unfair to subject humans to this kind of treatment, please explain to my how it is fair to subject cats to the same, and please no evolution stuff, because I know a lot of humans that are less evolved than a cat, yourself included.
If you fail to provide an adequate anwser, I demand that you let me put you in a glass box, because I want to experiment with my artistic spirit and you have no right to stop me.
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This is the exact email I submitted to their guestbook, I based the arguments in it on what the creators of the site had said before.
Everytime someone accused them of cruelty to animals, they put it off as art, so I decided to use it against them.
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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
-Nimrod 16/4/2001
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It's a "Futurama" reference, Finster. Morbo is this alien thing that coanchors the New New York local nightly news with a cute blonde. I believe the interaction went something like this:
Blonde: "And on the lighter side....kittens!! Aren't they adorable,.Morbo?"
Morbo: "Kittens give Morbo gas..!"
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"For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
-Nimrod 16/4/2001
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
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"I'm beginning to think that there'll be NO forced mating at ALL!" --Professor Hubert T. Farnsworth
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"Cry havoc and let's slip the dogs of Evil"
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
-Nimrod 16/4/2001
It isn't real.
Thank you.
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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
-Nimrod 16/4/2001
You can do wonderful things in photoshop, you know.
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
There's been a cat in my family since before I was born and even though they sleep all the time, meow all the bloody time for food (when they're not sleeping), always want a cuddle when you're having your dinner, etc, etc, I'd still have one. They are sooooo cute and funny.
My current one, Silky, is a right head case. She dances across the room sideways, roles on her back and shows her tummy whenever you tell her off - looks sooo cute and innocent!
It has also been scientifically proven that cats help us humans. They help people fight asthma as such things! So there! They are cute and health friendly (to most people).
As for the cat pics in the glass jars - shoot the cruel bastards (sorry for the bad language). And Infinity11 is correct in saying "This is the exact type of people I talk about when I say that humanity has screwed up this planet." I'd have to agree with you 99999999999999999999.99%!
Cats are cute, funny, loving and rule!
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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
"Cats", on the other hand, is not flexible. When he says that all your base are belong to him, he means that all your base are belong to him. No exceptions.
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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
Still, I don't think he did stick any of their heads in a jar. He might have placed glass in front of their glasses.
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
-Nimrod 16/4/2001
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"Turn off every .sig!"
Somebody Set Up Us The Bulb.
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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she studied for a blood test.
There are those of you that might take this comment seriously and then try to make fun of me, please read this beforehand, I was joking.
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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
-Nimrod 16/4/2001
Awwww ... ain't they CUTE?
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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"I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
-Nimrod 16/4/2001
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I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she studied for a blood test.
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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
I suppose if you've seen The Holy Grail...
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
quote:
Tuesday in Washington, the Pentagon unveiled its long-delayed "weapon of the future." The Bionic Cat, which will cost $4.6 billion over the next four years to manufacture, will eventually replace the Marine Corps.
"You see, they look all cuddly and cute," explained Secretary of Defense Don Rumsfeld. "But if you corner one of these little nuclear bastards, they'll f*ck you up real good."Deployment of the Bionic Cat will not commence until late 2002, but Marine Corps layoffs have already begun.
In a related story, the Army announced that a shortage of flea collars could delay their Toxic Poodle program.
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
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"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing."
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Here's my obligatory picture...
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You know, you really should keep a personal log. Why bore others needlessly?
The Gigantic Collection of Star Trek Minutiae
Cat in the Middle: "I'm Beautiful! I love you!"
Cat on the Right: "...zzzzzzzzz."
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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"I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
Haven't these people ever heard of a cat basket - you know, the ones that are used when transporting cats on planes and boats?
If my cat caught even a glimpse of that carrier - we'd never see her again!
I can't believe someone has actually come up with such a torture device! Were's my shotgun - damn! Don't have guns in the UK. Say, any of you in the USA mind lending me one?
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"I can be creative when I have a good idea. That just happens way too rarely."
-Omega, April 6
If you saw it on a website, It MUST be true.
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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
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You know, you really should keep a personal log. Why bore others needlessly?
The Gigantic Collection of Star Trek Minutiae
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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
HAHA! ON FIRE!
And, with that, Master of the Pun slips into the shadows.
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"...he got a mind control car from a great menace named Euri and they began conquest! THE RED MENANCE~ so yuo have too fight back and destroy teh RED TIDE before it destroys the AMERICAN!!! PS: The russiens also took over Texas and thats good becuase Texans need to have robots with missales shoved up there butts anyways (texans are the worst evar)."
-JEFF K.
*sees Tim's bonsai kitten link*
*feels decidedly less cool*
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"I can be creative when I have a good idea. That just happens way too rarely."
-Omega, April 6
No, TSN, that one was a dud.
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
I don't care whether it be a joke or not - it's cruel and gives people ideas as to how they can harm animals - it is wrong!
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OH NO< THE OLD MAN WALKS HIS GREEN DOG THAT SHOTS PINBALLS!~!!!
--
Jeff K
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" and nothing at all will happen.
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
(I would just like to state that I do not think that smashing people's heads with a sledgehammer is art - I was extracting the urine).
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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This, on the other hand, might be art. I'm not sure.
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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
Or you've shocked them all into going to their rooms and locking the doors for a few minutes.
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
BTW, that's not MY catcarrier, it's just something I saw on dailyradar and decided to post as it was relevant. I myself, like every other person who deserves to live, am completely against any kind of cruelty to animals.
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"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing."
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
There. Now you have a choice of what to trip on. Leave my attitude alone. :-)
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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!