Flare Sci-Fi Forums: I'm baaaaaack!

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Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on December 21, 2000 03:42 AM:

Okay... so we got moved in to our new place, we have a phone line, I just got paid today, and by golly, we even have groceries!

It was an ordeal, but i got my computer fixed... somewhat.... anyway, it's definately time to get a new one... but THAT will be solved in time.

Anyway though, I just wanted to say that I'm back, and I missed you all... Horny monkeys! Sometimes puppies just die.... Oh, sex with chickens!

~LOA

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"The purple elephants have conquered my pants! Weasels to the rescue!!!" ~TSN, Oct. 23, 2000

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on December 21, 2000 04:42 AM:

Lizzie!

*HUG*

Glad you're back, babe. And speaking of back, how's yours?

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-Thomas Jefferson

Posted by Teelie (Member # 280) on December 22, 2000 08:26 PM:

I won't ask about the "Sex with chickens" comment.

Ok, I will, WTF is that supposed to mean???

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(2) Have you had sex with any high-risk partners in the past six months?
(3) Which one is your mouth?

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on December 23, 2000 10:29 AM:

The same thing as "Horny monkeys!" and "Sometimes puppies just die....". Namely, that Liz is insane, and we like her that way. *L*

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Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on December 23, 2000 05:07 PM:

Turtles have threesomes.

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"The purple elephants have conquered my pants! Weasels to the rescue!!!" ~TSN, Oct. 23, 2000

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on December 24, 2000 04:58 AM:

With tortoises and terrapins, presumably.

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on December 24, 2000 06:40 AM:

Well, the rabbit was too cocky.....

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Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on December 24, 2000 01:05 PM:

I'm all for threesomes.

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Re: Russia in WWII

"Hey, we butchered Poles! Thats OK."
- DT.

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on December 24, 2000 01:13 PM:

******$$$$$$$******

Bad humor follows

******$$$$$$$******

What would that make, a slow terrabit

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