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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

I've got the 'flu. Had it since Friday, in fact. Put a complete downer on my Crimbo, I can tell you. Hope all yours were better.

I suppose there was an upside. Getting out of helping to clear up after all those huge meals for one thing. And I still got to drink alcohol, which felt very strange when you're already half-delirious. Reminded me of cocaine for some reason.

Actually, I feel a lot better now I've got that off my chest (I suppose I'll feel even better once I get the two kilos of mucus OUT of my chest, boom boom). Maybe there's something to this whole grievance-airing deal.

Either that or the Lemsip is finally starting to work.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Lemsip: The choice of a flu generation.

BOOM BOOM.

What? Oh, shut up.

I always prefered calpol myself. Or that lovely banana medicine. Mmm.

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

I had the flu over Christmas, once. I could have done without the hallucinations.

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

Only chemically induced, please.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

I thought writers craved hallucinations.

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"I am in one of those rare periods of life where I am convinced I am a sexy devil."- Simon "Sol System" Sizer

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Hallucinations+vomit+muscle spasms < fun.

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20th century, go to sleep.
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Read chapters one and two of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Show no patience, tolerance, or restraint.

[This message has been edited by Sol System (edited December 28, 2000).]

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

I tend to tell people true things during my fever hallucinations.

What a mess THAT can be.

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Well, in the pub last night a friend of mine blurted out she'd had a threesome once. . . I knew already, and managed to divert everyone's attention before they actually processed what she'd just said. It's not the kind of thing you tell just anyone, I thought it should stay between her and me (and, one day I hope, another of her friends!).

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Luke Ford: "What's it like having a dick in your ass?"

Zoe: "Imagine taking your bottom lip and pulling it over the top of your head. You get used to it but it does hurt."

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

Well, at least you put your pants on the right way

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