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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Hi! I'm writing a novel about some Norse gods who build a giant spacecraft and go sailing around the outer solar system for several centuries, only to be found by explorers from Earth. I need your help researching it. Have you ever met someone claiming to be Thor, Freya, or any of the others? Preferably in the Kuiper Belt region. THANKS!!

(Some of this message is absolutely serious.)

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

I smell airplanes.

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

I got drunk with Thor and Loki once, that cheap ass Loki skipped out on the bill, the shit.

(None of this is serious......unless I've had too much too drink..... )

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

I had too much to drink. I don't remember much, but I gave some godess my jacket ... dammit!!!! She better bring it to work tommorow

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Once, I woke up the morning after some dental work feeling rather Thor.

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Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

*rimshot*

That's SOOOOOO funny! *rolls eyes* Yeesh...... I think it's bed time...............

~LOA

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

I told Baldur he was just a flimsy retelling of the Christ legend to allow for easier infiltration of the Germanic peoples by Christianity, which irked him.

Loki, during those times he manages to get away from beneath the Midgard Serpent, is a ball of laughs.

Hugin and Munin tell great stories, IF you speak Raven.

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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

You forgot the URL deleated part Sol...pther than that, just more of the brilliance I've come to expect from you.

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Odin and I play pool every Saturday night at the Triangle, however, he can be a big sore loser.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

*smacks Vogon Poet for telling the worst joke, ever. Including TSN and Frank's jokes*

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

That's one of my favorite jokes, too.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Yeah, Liam, keep your comments restrained to Frank. Even I could tell that Vogon's joke was bad... :-)

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

*sigh* Irony just doesn't transmit in this format, does it?

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Luke Ford: "What's it like having a dick in your ass?"

Zoe: "Imagine taking your bottom lip and pulling it over the top of your head. You get used to it but it does hurt."

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Why? I thought it was pretty conductive!
BWAHAHAHA

What? It makes sense. Trust me.

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

I guess the threads got too close........
LOL

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