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"Businesses used to be like Christianity; if you were faithful and obedient, you could obtain bliss in the afterlife of retirement. Now it's more of a reincarnation model. If the worker learns enough in his current job, he can progress to a higher level of employment elsewhere."
- Dogbert
Though I still like better the Basselope from "Bloom County"... :-)
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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 6.83 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux
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"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier ... just as long as I'm the dictator." - George "Dubya" Bush, Dec 18, 2000
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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor
But while we're on the topic of odd pairings, how about a half rabbit-half cat? Call it a "cabbit", hmm? *L* And I happen to own one too.
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"Omae o korusu..." - Heero Yuy
I've acutally seen pictures of a cabbit.
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All along the watchtower, princes kept the view
While all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too.
Outside in the distance a wildcat did growl,
Two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl.
Bob Dylan
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
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"Reading snow is like listening to music. To describe what you've read is like explaining music in writing." ---Smilla Jaspersen
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"And smale foweles maken melodye,
That slepen al the nyght with open eye."
-Chaucer, Canterbury Tales
No, no one remembers that. No such show. No such time period ever existed in history. Never. No no no.
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20th century, go to sleep.
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R.E.M.
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Read chapters one and two of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Show no patience, tolerance, or restraint.
I'm sure the others consoled him over his lack of a Funny show. I'd be pissed off too.
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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.
Irony ensues.
Free <a href="http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/">Jeff K</a>.
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"The only good thing about this film is the edible chocolate roaches they gave out. Mmm, mmm... Wait a minute, edible roaches don't crawl. Edible roaches don't crawl!"
- Jay Sherman, The Critic.
Ah, yes, the jackabasselope. 64 lovely children of the basselope, whom have gone towards extinction because of their lust for pop-tarts covered in butter...
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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."
-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986
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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.
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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."
-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986
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"Businesses used to be like Christianity; if you were faithful and obedient, you could obtain bliss in the afterlife of retirement. Now it's more of a reincarnation model. If the worker learns enough in his current job, he can progress to a higher level of employment elsewhere."
- Dogbert