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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Shakespeare apparently knew about Star Trek before Roddenberry!
http://www.acsu.buffalo.edu/~bgrada/trekjoke.jpg

its 191k, so not too bad for slow modem people

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Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :

Now that is funny!

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[Bart's looking for his dog.]
Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Heh.

Pretty much says it all, don't it? :-)

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(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner

Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

There are a few good status lines in there, methinks

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*Kenshiro gets off bed made from solid stone*
*Bed made from solid stone explodes*
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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Not bad, not bad.

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Not to be a bugger, but isn't your signature pushing it a little, Ben?

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

I changed it again. Is that better?

Besides, I thought that disclaimer ruled.

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"Oh please. I'm wet, I'm naked. And you think this is some plot to take over the world as a wet monkey in my BIRTHDAY SUIT!"

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

My quotes better.

Although I feel that they need Mojo and Bubbles' wonderful voices to bring them to life.

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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles