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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

George Dubya was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."

George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One".

The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."

George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them"!

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!"

Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are handicapped."The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!

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An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has far too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.

George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He bugs Gore

Dormitory: When you rearrange the letters: Dirty Room

Evangelist: When you rearrange the letters: Evil's Agent

Slot Machines: When you rearrange the letters: Cash lost in 'em

Animosity: When you rearrange the letters: Is No Amity

Mother-in-law: When you rearrange the letters: Woman Hitler

Snooze Alarms: When you rearrange the letters: Alas! No More Z's

A Decimal Point: When you rearrange the letters: I'm a Dot in Place

Eleven plus two: When you rearrange the letters: Twelve plus one

And for the grand finale:

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
It can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and using each letter only once) into: TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

And Dick Cavett noted in the early 70s that if your rearranged "SPIRO AGNEW," you got "GROW A PENIS."

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

WOW spelled backwards is WOW.

THEY MEAN SIMILAR THINGS!

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

DOG spelled backwards is GOD. How profound is that?

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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

"Did you ever notice that "love" spelled backwards is "evil"? Well, not exactly, but it's still pretty scary."
-Anonymous

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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Race car. Race car!

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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Was it a rat I saw?

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :

I got a kicker for you all. This guy I knew had an anagram in his name. Guess what it spelled? HIS NAME!

No seriously, his name:
Ken Allan Ek
...can be spelled backwards, perfectly. I didn't make this one up, either. If you doubt the truth of a man with a last name of Ek, I can't help you. I only knew that it was damn funny.

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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

That's not an anagram, it's a palindrome. And it doesn't spell "Notlob," either.

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"Gee, the public whipping didn't quite convey their fascist culture, I need something more straightforward. Ah, leather hats!" --Nimrod, on National Socialism fashion design.

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

I love Notlob! Everytime Michael or the city in England comes into conversation I say it. Damn Pythons!!!

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His turnip not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

You laugh anytime Notlob, er, Bolton is said? You'd better avoid looking at the terminating station of the Picadilly line on the London Underground then. It might kill you. And it doesn't even need to be reversed (how's that for service?).

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PS. I said Bolton. Not Bristol. Honestly. Shoo.

[This message has been edited by PsyLiam (edited March 07, 2001).]

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Everytime Bolton is mentioned I think of notlob, not Bristol.

End of Piccadilly line: Bockfotter!!! Well almost, that's good shit!

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Here lies a toppled god,
His turnip not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

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Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :

Those anagrams are more than slighty amusing

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Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

You guys are having a little too much fun with this

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