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Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :

Just curious... ...so I have something to look forward to.

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Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :

When you've made at least 250 posts. You've still got around 200 to go. And editing posts don't count.

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Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!

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Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :

*wonders how many she has to go....* I should read less and reply more obviously.

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Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :

[Now useless remark]
Funny, I was about to ask the same thing. I assumed it depended on how long one had been registered... oh well.
[/Now useless remark]

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"Cry havoc and let's slip the dogs of Evil"

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Failing that, you could sleep with one of the people in power here. That did it for me.

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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Did it for you in what way - Sexual satisfaction or just being able to change your status line? Either way, Simon must have left you sore for ages after....

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Of course I'll fucking beat Tyson 'arry! - Frank Bruno

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

This should not be taken as a confirmation, but I want to say, for the record, that I am a careful and gracious lover. That is all. As UM might say, I'm not a big fan of the man train, but it's flattering just to be nominated.

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Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :

Liam, are you classed as an important person yet? I wanted to sleep with CC to get a decent tag line, but Jubes beat me to it....

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never rub another man's rhubarb!

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

I think the most "important" people here would be CC, Daryus, Frank, and I. CC and I are taken, and I don't know about Daryus... But I'm sure Frank will take you up on it, if you offer! :-)

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Bah!

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Posted by Teelie (Member # 280) on :

I'm slowly (very slowly) becoming an important person around here... that or my medication is wearing off and my imagination's running loose again.

Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :

Sleeping with C.C. eh? Hmm... well... it's tempting, but... must... resist... urge... to... aaaaaarrrgh!

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"Cry havoc and let's slip the dogs of Evil"

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Evil Lord: For fucks sake, not on the forums, Please!. The cleaners are going to have a job getting rid of that tonight.

Simon: That sounded like an advert for your services.

'Careful and gracious lover with HUGE penis seeks partner. Not a big fan of the man train, but will not say no outright.'

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Of course I'll fucking beat Tyson 'arry! - Frank Bruno

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Frank does seem the most likely candidate. If only he hadn't disappeared. (Then again, maybe he disappeared because all those newbies were outside his house pestering him with sexual advances. He's no Simon Sizer, y'know.)

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Yerr pu'ing me of me food, laddie!!!

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

*Picardspeak* Mr Nimrod, I hearby relieve you of duty and order you to attend a meeting with the counselor. It has become clear to me that you have lost complete control of your faculties as that last statement clearly shows. When the counselor gives you a clean bill of health, you'll be allowed to return to your post.

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #5

I thought I could smell some fucking petrol! - Nikki Lauda

Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

I'm a long way to go, but then again I don't know what I'd put in my tagline anyways. "The beggining of the end." is my top choice so far.
Or perhaps: "There is no spoon"
Then there is always: "Power hungry Java addict"
I gotta check and see how many posts i have.

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Go to my site ST Infinity or you'll cause the release of another Olsen Twins movie. Do you want that on your conscience?

Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

You could put down tan(90), or 1/0, or something like that. If you wanted to be a nerd.

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

So far, I'm only really important on the Flameboard. I would be important at Designs and Creativity, except that I'm too poor to buy a scanner and too cad-illiterate to turn my drawings into diagrams an' jpegs.

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Orion: I'll have ya swinging from the yardarm, boy.

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

*returns from a rather lengthy (And no, I ain't talkin' about Simon either!) - absence.*

Good God.

And wasn't it JeffK tryin' to hook me up with Liam? WTF?

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(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

No, No, No - JeffK was enquiring about whether Liam had a boyfriend because he wanted Liam all to himself.

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #5

I thought I could smell some fucking petrol! - Nikki Lauda

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Oh.

How charming for them both.

Cheque please!

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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner

Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

so this is what people do in their spare time, gossip about other board member's private lives

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Go to my site ST Infinity or you'll cause the release of another Olsen Twins movie. Do you want that on your conscience?

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

No, we make jokes about the length of Simon's Condutor's stick.

THEN we make fun of/make up other board member's private lives. Which involves JeffK trying to chat up anything that's free apparently. And that includes me. Yes. *Ahem*

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

I don't come cheap either.

*suddenly regrets what he just said...*

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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

I wouldn't worry. Most women don't come cheap eiher.

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Oh, you just need to know the right spots. . . oh, come CHEAP!

That's right, Infinychops, best go back to Starships. It's safe there.

You think! Nyahahahahahahahahahaaah!

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Ross: This is not good for my rage. *takes another pill*

Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :

Would you consider a new tag line cheap?

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never rub another man's rhubarb!

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

*does the Joey leer* How YOU doin'? B)

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Ross: This is not good for my rage. *takes another pill*

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Oh...my...GOD!!! VoggiePopps is regressing into a Junior Member!!! GET THE FIRE HOSE!!!!

*buttheadSpeak* "Huhuh, you said 'member'!!!"

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

this would be sad if it wasn't so funny

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Go to my site ST Infinity or you'll cause the release of another Olsen Twins movie. Do you want that on your conscience?

Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :

You people are scaring me...

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

I'll show you scary!

*reveals a photo album full of LIAM'S BABY PICTURES!*

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...........!

How cute.

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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Judging by Liam's picture in his profile, he must have been the pimp of the playground at his nursery school. Awww... Baby Liam Kavanaugh wearing a purple leisure suit driving the battery-powered Cadillac Go-Go-Cart and pimping his ladies for lollipops and pacifiers.

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Nic: She's not a practicing lesbian. We need PRACTICING lesbians!
Me: I have a camcorder.
Nic: But no lesbians.
Me: Ahhh... no.
Nic: DAMN IT MAN! WE NEED LESBIANS! LOTS AND LOTS OF LESBIANS!

ICQ Conversation From January 23, 2001.

Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

Maybe you guys could pitch in and we can buy him this shirt I saw, it says: "Pimpin' XXL" on it.

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Go to my site ST Infinity or you'll cause the release of another Olsen Twins movie. Do you want that on your conscience?

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Liam IS tha' Mack Daddy.

*giggle*

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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

True.

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Wassup!!!!

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

I could have gone all day without hearing that.

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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Yeah, that "Wassup" thing pisses me off too. It's so brainless. Bring back the frogs! (And those, er, camelions, or whatever they were.) They were funny.

Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :

WAAAAAA
AAAAAAA
AAAZZZZ
ZZZZZZZ
ZZAAAAA
AAAAAAA
AAAAAAP?!?!

Ok, did I just annoy someone?

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

True.

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Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

i never realized my old username was so annoying

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Go to my site ST Infinity or you'll cause the release of another Olsen Twins movie. Do you want that on your conscience?

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Well, you've annoyed me, because I now have to scoll the page across to read it. Bastard.

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Now you don't, AND the joke's preserved. I am the king!

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Pfah!

I'm the KING and don't you bloody forget it!

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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

I think I'm honour bound to do this one. . . I thought you were the queen? 8)

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Not hardly.

See, this is a COMMON misconception of some gay people. Not all gay guys are flamers or effiminate swishers. I'm definetly butch. *L*

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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner

Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

And besides... I'M the only queen around here. My name is LOA, Almighty queen of Pleh, and don't you EVER forget it!

~LOA

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"Apprently, "pooty" involves deities and pretty girls in compromising positions..." ~TSN Jan. 18th, 2001

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Yeah, J, just kidding. And of course now you got "Definitely Butch" as a potential future tagline. 8)

Uh-oh, I've incurred the wrath of the almighty Queen of Pleh. I don't mind telling you that Liz terrifies me, you got all that wholesome American thing, toothy grins etc. . . *shudder*

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"I never saw the TAS, there actually was sex on the bridge?"

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

To say nothing of Liz and her almighty magic wand of Pleh. (Read that into what you may)

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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Oh you!

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

I'm a naughty, naughty boy, aren't I?

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Plus, Liz has access to the wrath of Yahweh and Jesus and whatever other Christian deities whose anger you care to incur. All I can say is, watch out for brimstone... :-)

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Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

Okay, a couple of things here... first of all, don't think that because I've got God on my side that makes me special in any way.... it doesn't

Anyone that wants Him there can have Him... it's not that complicated.... second, don't go thinking that because you piss me off I can have anyone (aside from a hired hitman) come after you and punish. I'm good, but not ANYTHING like that

Lastly, PLEASE.... I don't try to push my religion onto any of you, so don't make it sound like I do.... anyone that WANTS to know where I stand, I'm more than glad to tell... but I'm not going to force it into anyone... everyone was given the choice to believe and accept as they please, and I don't intend to try to take that choice away.

Oh... and all that aside, you still do need to bow down to my almighty Pleh-ness

~LOA

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"Apprently, "pooty" involves deities and pretty girls in compromising positions..." ~TSN Jan. 18th, 2001

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

See, this is why we just LOVE LIZ!

As opposed to that other person who shall remain nameless.

As for bowing...well, it's not in my Flare Forums Contract (TM) to bow.

Unless i'm doing "unspeakables" LOL!

Bye now!

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Omega has a name. Joke.

Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

Nonsense. What on earth are you people doing worshipping people just cuz they claim to have god on their side. I, His Royal Majesty am terribly displeased. You have not proven to be loyal subjects to the Kingdom of Infinity, and for that you shall be punished.

It is not to late for anyone to pledge allegiance to the Kingdom of Infinity and save themselves a lot of trouble.

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

[action]chops Infinity's head off with sword[/action]

Punish that!

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Actionchops? Didn't know we had a member whose name included the word 'action. . .' 8)

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Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

All your base belong to the Kingdom of Infinity!

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Trust me, kid, if you get into a fight with Liz, you have no chance to survive make your time.

And as for my religious beliefs, I only bring them up when they're challenged or I'm asked.

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Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

I was just kidding, but thanks for the tip.

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001

Posted by Teelie (Member # 280) on :

I wouldn't challenge LOA at all, even though I've barely seen any of her power or influence around here.

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Why do ya think I call her "Lizard" for? *L*

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

Pooty!

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"Apprently, "pooty" involves deities and pretty girls in compromising positions..." ~TSN Jan. 18th, 2001