And no, he will not take "Get a Mac" for an answer.
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"Or maybe he was a real quack who got sick and tired of pissing people off, and decided to get a life and masterbate for the next 10 years."
- Me to Antagonist on Red Quacker, 03/08/01 20:15
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"Let's make sure history never forgets the name... Enterprise"
- Alternate Picard, "Yesterday's Enterprise"
Just make sure you move the stuff you want to keep from the two being merged to the one that you want to keep...
Someone else probably has a better explanation.
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"The Guide says that there is an art to flying...or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Life, the Universe and Everything
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"Or maybe he was a real quack who got sick and tired of pissing people off, and decided to get a life and masterbate for the next 10 years."
- Me to Antagonist on Red Quacker, 03/08/01 20:15
[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited March 22, 2001).]
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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
-Nimrod 16/4/2001
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"Or maybe he was a real quack who got sick and tired of pissing people off, and decided to get a life and masterbate for the next 10 years."
- Me to Antagonist on Red Quacker, 03/08/01 20:15
Linux can be removed by getting rid of the filesystem (I'm assuming a UMSDOS bigass file) and the bootup files.
But if he's managed to get Win2k and Win98 on the same partition without destroying each other, he's either two bales short of a haystack or a genius.
Either way, there's no hope for that one. Repartition and reformat time.
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"Babies are squirmy, ugly, dirty, smelly, and noisy. They'd offend all five of my senses if I had any reason to lick one..."
-- TSN, 2001.01.11 23:27, PhoenixChat
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You know, you really should keep a personal log. Why bore others needlessly?
The Gigantic Collection of Star Trek Minutiae
In other words: hopeless case.
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"Cry havoc and let's slip the dogs of Evil"
As for the (probably proto-sentient) mix of Operating Systems, nuke the bastard!
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"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing."
*$&)%*$#)@
THIS IS NOT IT. EVERYTHING IS FINE. PLEASE REMAIN AT YOUR TERMINAL AND AWAIT FURTHER ORDERS
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
Arnold is THE CHEESE MASTER!!!! WOHOOOO!! HE IS WIN!
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
Actually, that's about as much work. I'd go for the dumping off all software to CD or another hard disk. Windows will run faster too. Besides, how often does he actually use all that "hard-to-get" software anyway? If it's big full price stuff, then he should have the CD's still around. If it's shareware, then the internet's the place to be. And he can transfer his porn, er, sorry, mp3 collection to CD easily. And if it's pirated stuff, he should have his hands slapped.
I suppose he could try waiting for Whistler, but that's crazy. And probably wouldn't work anyway. Still, why's he need 2000? Is he running a network?
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
Here is a separate problem: suppose that my Win98 does not start up, and I decide to reinstall the OS. The HD has a ton of programs, all of course attached to the system registry. I put in a Windows boot disk, and start setup using DOS. Would this wipe out the existing registry, requiring the re-installation of all registered programs?
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"Or maybe he was a real quack who got sick and tired of pissing people off, and decided to get a life and masterbate for the next 10 years."
- Me to Antagonist on Red Quacker, 03/08/01 20:15
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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
-Nimrod 16/4/2001
[Edit] Forgot to mention, Windows (any version) is notoriously hard to get rid of without the aid of good ol' DOS and a copy of Partition Magic. I've set up my system in such a way that I can always perform a root canal whenever needed, by first installing DOS, then W98 on partition one, W2K on partition two, and finally Linux on partition three. These partitions act as independent drives, the only thing they have in common is that they are all part of the same harddisk, and can be whiped easily
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"Cry havoc and let's slip the dogs of Evil"
[This message has been edited by The_Evil_Lord (edited March 24, 2001).]
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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
A: He kidnapped, raped, molested and murdered her!
It's priceless...
Nice handle btw. "Generous turnip", are we?
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.