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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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"Or maybe he was a real quack who got sick and tired of pissing people off, and decided to get a life and masterbate for the next 10 years."
- Me to Antagonist on Red Quacker, 03/08/01 20:15
I remember when I announced my 22nd a couple of months ago that you weren't doing much drinking at the time. Is that gonna change tonight?
And before I forget, Happy birthday mate.
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #7
Watch him - he'll have some fuckers eye out! - King Harold
[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited March 27, 2001).]
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
Well, good for you.
We would have gotten you a stripper but, Sigfried is conspicusly missing.
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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!
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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
-Nimrod 16/4/2001
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"Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but you're welcome to try .. anytime .. anywhere." - Bester
Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
So, I suppose, if you close your eyes when it's your turn to coerce the Locomotive, as it were, there'd be no difference.
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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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Not even a god can deny that I have squared the circle of a static Earth and cubed the Earth sphere by rotating it once to a dynamic Time or Life Cube.
--
Gene Ray
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" Or don't. You know, whatever.
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"Kif, I have made it with a woman! Inform the crew!"
- Zapp Brannigan
**looks at Jordan and Hobbes and begins considering a suitable punishment**
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Nic: She's not a practicing lesbian. We need PRACTICING lesbians!
Me: I have a camcorder.
Nic: But no lesbians.
Me: Ahhh... no.
Nic: DAMN IT MAN! WE NEED LESBIANS! LOTS AND LOTS OF LESBIANS!
ICQ Conversation From January 23, 2001.
Roll on Friday though. Project in, hair down! Down to bar, into town, get hammered, go home, get hammered.
No Man Train, though. Defintely no Man Train.
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"