i learned about a new genre of people today that i never knew existed. gravers. aka gothic ravers. what the FUCK is that?? they're all 'oh i will slash my wrists if i don't get ecstasy' and they write shitty poetry about glowsticks or something. damn those goths.
the darkness of my soul..is lightened
by the luminesence of my glowstick
like a sword of truth
it pierces the darkness
MY UFO PANTS GLEAM
LIKE BEACONS OF JOY
WHILST MY HEART IS THROBBING WITH PAIN
OOH A PARADOX AM I
AS I SMOKE MY CLOVE
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"For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid
'Tis a mercifully funny observation.
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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited March 29, 2001).]
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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!
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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
That's why people were looking at me strangely as I was dancing in a thunderstorm last night in my pink tutu singing Celine Dion.
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Nic: She's not a practicing lesbian. We need PRACTICING lesbians!
Me: I have a camcorder.
Nic: But no lesbians.
Me: Ahhh... no.
Nic: DAMN IT MAN! WE NEED LESBIANS! LOTS AND LOTS OF LESBIANS!
ICQ Conversation From January 23, 2001.
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"Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. � Believe in nothing..."
-Tool, �nima
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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!
Because FOOTBALL HAS GOALS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
I = comedy genius
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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"Kif, I have made it with a woman! Inform the crew!"
- Zapp Brannigan
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #8
Where did all those fucking Indians come from? - General Custer