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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Though I'm sure some of you have already seen it.

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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" Or don't. You know, whatever.

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Deep, I say!

Tim thinks it would make a good catchphrase, and I'm inclined to agree.

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Just one more. My personal motto.

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

*ahem, coughcough*

http://www.engrish.com

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"Tony Blair like me uses Colgate"
-George W. Bush on forging new Anglo-American ties

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

I liked these mentioned by a 'write-in':

quote:
1. On a blanket - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
2. On a shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
3. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT
POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT.
WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.
4. On a kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

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Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us.
Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving.
Homer: Oh, yeah. [pokes his head out the window] So long, Stinktown!

[This message has been edited by AndrewR (edited March 31, 2001).]