Visit his webpage if you get a chance! 8)
[This message has been edited by Vogon Poet (edited April 04, 2001).]
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"Kif, I have made it with a woman! Inform the crew!"
- Zapp Brannigan
Alien: Tilt your head back, that should stop the bleeding.
Klingon Guard: No, actually, in order to stop a nosebleed, you should pinch your nose, and tilt your head forward. You should do this for up to 10 seconds This causes the blood to clot and the bleeding stops.
Kirk: Hey it worked!!!
Alien: Now we know.
Klingon Guard: And knowing is half the battle!!!
G. I. JOE!!!!
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"Or maybe he was a real quack who got sick and tired of pissing people off, and decided to get a life and masterbate for the next 10 years."
- Me to Antagonist on Red Quacker, 03/08/01 20:15
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"The Long Kiss Goodnight begins, more or less, with Geena Davis being kicked in the head by a deer. This was the high point of the film."
- Sol System, 2/24/01
*toss*
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"I write messages on money.
It's my own form of social protest.
A letter printed on paper that no one will destroy.
Passed indiscriminantly across race, class, and gender lines
and written in the blood that keeps the beast alive
A quiet little hijacking on the way to the checkout counter.
and a federal crime.
I hope that someone will find my message one day when they really need it.
Like I do."
-Rage against the Machine