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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
-Nimrod 16/4/2001
I mean, congrats and all, but it's not like we've got a Secret Room For Cool Ass Peeps Who Have Status Lines ONLY! or anything, ya' know ...
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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"I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
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The negotiations have failed. Shoot him!
~ C. Montgomery Burns
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"Excuse me, Mr. Rampaging Killer? Why don't you put down the gun and take a look at this hand-held monkey? Does it not have clever little forepaws? It eats gum and sap!"
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L. Fitzgerald Sj�berg
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" and something pleasent will happen to you. Possibly involving syrup.
I need, I need...and you supply the fiction for my weary soul.
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The negotiations have failed. Shoot him!
~ C. Montgomery Burns
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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them
"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
Oh, and by the way, now that he's a status line member, is anybodygoing to tell him about the laughtrack button? Yes, you too can crack a funny, it only requires some obscure references, an ironic twist, and a press of a magic button.
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"Turn off every .sig!"
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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"Cry havoc and let's slip the dogs of Evil"
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
Anyhow, I've been here in one form or another, through STZone, The Behaviour Group, all that, we've had more than six forums, I think, and I STILL never have obtained a status line. It just goes to show how often members post.
On a side note, I remember when Frank first came to the STZone. He posted and his sentences hadabsolutelynospacessoitlookedlikethis,andranon. had something to do with his version of netscape - I think it was because he was on a mac. I still cling to that theory.
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"Turn off every .sig!"
Concratulations on joining the people with status lines.
You are now officially a loser. Like all of us.
250 posts. What a lot of wasted time.
*depressed*
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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
-Nimrod 16/4/2001
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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
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"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing."
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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
Ugh. Yes. Quite so.
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"Cry havoc and let's slip the dogs of Evil"
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
This was a message from our Sponsers.
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I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she studied for a blood test.
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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
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never rub another man's rhubarb! - The Joker
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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
-Nimrod 16/4/2001
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I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she studied for a blood test.
I started out with 'New Member' under my username. Now I have 'Junior Member'.
I have also seen 'Member' and 'Special Member'.
So the 250 posts is for a personal status line, how many do we have to post for each change in the line with regard to those mentioned above. I doubt that I've posted anything more than 15-20 times, and yet my status line has change already!
How many more do I have to post before it changes again, and then again? Also, where can I find out how many times I've posted - so I can keep score?
(Sad or what? )
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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!
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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
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"Turn off every .sig!"
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #9
Who let that fucking woman drive? - Captain of Space Shuttle
Speaking of "Brits performing in highly painful & messy acts"...I watched a really bad movie yesterday: "Virtual Sexuality." It's basically "weird Science" updated for the 90s, turned around genderwise, & made in Kensington instead of Shermer, Illinois. What's even sadder is that I was laughing. And that they seem to have raided my CD collection for the soundtrack.
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"I'm beginning to think that there'll be NO forced mating at ALL!" --Professor Hubert T. Farnsworth
As for the Virtual Sexuality thing, we get that here too. They call it Virtual Sex though, I'm not sure if it's the same thing - it should be. It's an ideal remedy after sitting at a computer at uni and then my desk for 12 or so hours revising for my bloody finals. My housemates and I usually get a good laugh from it too.
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #9
Who let that fucking woman drive? - Captain of Space Shuttle
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Lisa: "OK, now we're gonna pick jobs out of the chore hat. Dad, you go first."
Homer: "Come on, bikini inspector...scrub toilet! Ohhhwww...OK, that was a practice..."
Shabren's Final Prophecy: Star Trek: Legacy
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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
-Nimrod 16/4/2001
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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
Wow - my 24th post (9.6%) - only 226 (90.4) to go! Sad or what? And don't say 'yes'!
Not really, we all started there at one point in time.... Come to think of it, some may have started there twice....
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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them
"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV
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Ritten: We've all been the scarecrow!
And now I will talk to my pencil for two days to see how it reacts.
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them
"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV