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Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
 
Yeah, after a lot of posting I finally got my status line, I feel so much more at home here than before.

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Why? Because you got a status line?

I mean, congrats and all, but it's not like we've got a Secret Room For Cool Ass Peeps Who Have Status Lines ONLY! or anything, ya' know ...

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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
And a key to the washroom...don't forget the key...it's only one of many perks, but it's damned important JK.

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
E-mail me, Jay.

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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
Only if you promise that chapter 4 of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" is in the offing!

I need, I need...and you supply the fiction for my weary soul.

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The negotiations have failed. Shoot him!
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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
No Secret Room, what about that small room off the hall by the drinking fountain? Oh, man, you all your pulling my leg and that is a closet.....
Watch out Infinity, they're out to get you too....


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Star Trek: Legacy
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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
You should be pleased we haven't got any DBZ-anime freak fans here. They'd be decending on you right now, pointing out that it's "Super Saiya-jin", and then they'd kill you with bit cast iron statues of Akira Toriyama.

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Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :
 
Sounds like you're a DBZ fan yourself, Liam.

Oh, and by the way, now that he's a status line member, is anybodygoing to tell him about the laughtrack button? Yes, you too can crack a funny, it only requires some obscure references, an ironic twist, and a press of a magic button.

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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :
 
Go on...

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Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
Amazing. I've been hanging out here for about three years now, and I STILL haven't reached the postcount necessary. Swell eh?

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
My thoughts are with you, bub.

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Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :
 
I've existed here e'er since Utopia Planitia and Chris Gough threatened to shut it all down because the the "creator" of the Anteres Shipyards (which was no more than a cutandpaste job of utopia and Gough's work) decided that nobody would notice. In fact, I first found the Anteres website and thought it was the coolest thing in the world, only to find Utopia and think it was a fraud!

Anyhow, I've been here in one form or another, through STZone, The Behaviour Group, all that, we've had more than six forums, I think, and I STILL never have obtained a status line. It just goes to show how often members post.

On a side note, I remember when Frank first came to the STZone. He posted and his sentences hadabsolutelynospacessoitlookedlikethis,andranon. had something to do with his version of netscape - I think it was because he was on a mac. I still cling to that theory.

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
w007! w007! 5747U5 L1N35 r 4 7h3 1337357.

Concratulations on joining the people with status lines.

You are now officially a loser. Like all of us.

250 posts. What a lot of wasted time.

*depressed*

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Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
 
I know how to spell Super Saiyan, but I chose to spell it this way, cuz I thought it sounds better.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Super-cyan? Is that another hyperintelligent shade of the color blue?

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Ever since I played House Atreides in "Dune II" back in -93, cobalt blue has been my favourite blue.

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Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
UM, what's the deal with all that cody stuff?

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Woot, Woot. Status Lines are the leetest.

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-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.


 


Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
"Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word...
Please no... God I hate this hacker crap!"

Ugh. Yes. Quite so.

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Someone has a thing for parental guidance...

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Posted by Teelie (Member # 280) on :
 
Script kiddies need our help and love. Please teach them the correct way to type a word.
Words like "cool" "hacker" and "elite" are often spelled "kewl", "haxor" or "leet" by these troubled youngesters.
If you see someone with this learning disability, please try to help them, they don't know any better.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
No, no, no... It's "h4x0r" and "1337", or at least "l33t". Maybe even "k3wl"... I mean, if you don't have numbers in there, it's way too legible, eh? :-)

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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
I meant that Mr Jackson originally said "Pleeease!! Goddamnit! I hate this hacker-bullshit!".
But I'm not surprised the edited version was the most common one in da states.

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Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :
 
Congrats on the tag line, I swear that we listeners (for that sub readers) are persecuted.

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Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
 
Thank you, thank you, you've been a lovely audience!!
LOL

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

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Posted by Teelie (Member # 280) on :
 
I never liked that misspelling crap as is obvious.

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Hmm, two penis-related sigs in the same thread.
 
Posted by akb1979 (Member # 557) on :
 
Mmm, 250 posts?!

I started out with 'New Member' under my username. Now I have 'Junior Member'.

I have also seen 'Member' and 'Special Member'.

So the 250 posts is for a personal status line, how many do we have to post for each change in the line with regard to those mentioned above. I doubt that I've posted anything more than 15-20 times, and yet my status line has change already!

How many more do I have to post before it changes again, and then again? Also, where can I find out how many times I've posted - so I can keep score?

(Sad or what? )
 


Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :
 
Nimrod: It's all about status.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
No, it's all about members. Like the man train.

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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
 


Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :
 
CHOO CHOO!

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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :
 
AKB: See that little icon underneath your status line, click on that. That'll show you your profile, including the number of posts you've made...and don't worry about the sadness of it. The first 250 is always a race, after which it just gets boring and you start coming up with new things to post, usually involving the pisstaking of the Yanks.

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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
"Pisstaking?" That sounds highly painful. And messy. Ick.

Speaking of "Brits performing in highly painful & messy acts"...I watched a really bad movie yesterday: "Virtual Sexuality." It's basically "weird Science" updated for the 90s, turned around genderwise, & made in Kensington instead of Shermer, Illinois. What's even sadder is that I was laughing. And that they seem to have raided my CD collection for the soundtrack.

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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :
 
If carried out on Sol, the pisstaker would be leaving with whiplash at the very least.

As for the Virtual Sexuality thing, we get that here too. They call it Virtual Sex though, I'm not sure if it's the same thing - it should be. It's an ideal remedy after sitting at a computer at uni and then my desk for 12 or so hours revising for my bloody finals. My housemates and I usually get a good laugh from it too.

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Posted by Dukhat (Member # 341) on :
 
While we're on the topic, how do you change the colors of your status line? It doesn't say anything about that in the UBB code page.

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Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
 
I always thought it was html

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001



 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
'Tis the mark of the turnip. It is one of only two things in this world that can leave a thing stained in vibrant color for so long.

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-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.


 


Posted by akb1979 (Member # 557) on :
 
Thanks Orion! I'm a bit slow at these things!

Wow - my 24th post (9.6%) - only 226 (90.4) to go! Sad or what? And don't say 'yes'!
 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
...seY

Not really, we all started there at one point in time.... Come to think of it, some may have started there twice....


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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them

"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
UM: Yes, the characteristic ruby-red stains around the nose and nipples after sampling turn�po-juice is well recorded.

Ritten: We've all been the scarecrow!
And now I will talk to my pencil for two days to see how it reacts.

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Posted by Teelie (Member # 280) on :
 
You use HTML, like this, Showing off here. to change the colour(s) of your status name, and "Special Member" is just my temporary status line until I think of yet another idea to change it to.

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
I decided that I am my own status line......

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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them

"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV



 




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