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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Here's why:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/18340.html

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

So the average is, like, 3 times a fortnight? Yikes.

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Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :

Yeah right. Like those guys are going to be telling the truth on that kind of question? HA! I think not.

I think that the question should have defined what kind. Cybersex with some chick who's probably a 55 year old man sitting in his underwear in new jersey doesn't qualify.

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

HAHAAA, I THINK YOU OVERESTIMATE THEIR CH�NCES!!!

Oh no, I'm getting nerdness all over my clothes. *sigh*

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Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :

Being nerdy pays off in the long run. Here's why:

1). Big car
2). Big boat
3). Big plane
4). Big house
5). Big business
6). Big bank account

Amongst other 'big' things.

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

I'd be willing to wager a monetary amount that these are the same dudes with usernames such as 'StudSexx0r6969' and 'LUNIXpimp'.

Not that I disbelieve the answers. The reason they divined was fairly reasonable. (Punnage included, Monsiors.)

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[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited April 19, 2001).]

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Now see, this is something I already knew.

Why do you think I date the guys that I do, hmmm?

It sure ain't for the stimulating "conversation".

Nerds ARE FUN!

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Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

Interesting, very interesting. Looks like I'll have to spend a lot more time here, correct my spelling, and ruin my eyes in the process, but in the long run I'll get more of what every man wants.

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

On a seemingly conspicous note, my University application to enroll in the Computer Science department came in the mail today.

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

Well, if the sex is a measure of 'nerdiness' then I seem to fall a bit short of that, on the other hand I am not average either. My wife would love it if I had that kind of energy......

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Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :

Damn, I just realized... now I guess we know why Urkel was always making thrusting motions with his pelvis when he talked.

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Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

a little more than I wanted to know

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001

Posted by Teelie (Member # 280) on :

Yeah same here ^^^

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Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

"What's an Urkle"

for those Simpsons fans out there...

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Steve Urkel was a very geeky boy who wore very big glasses and wore these pants with suspenders which went all the way up to his chest. He'd also speak in a very nerdy like way with an awfully annoying snort. In the show "Family Values" (I think it is, not sure), Steve had a crush on a girl named Laura Winslow, but of course, Laura would always push him away, like the nerd he is.

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Newsflash: Bill Gates has just been kicked from the top of the heap as richest nerd.
Some other guy who owns a chain of malls is apparently richer than him now. Read it in today's newspaper.
My 2001 Guinness Book of Records is already flawed!!! *GAAASP*

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Not malls.

Walmarts.

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Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

Ayayay!! We've reached a point when an owner of something like a simple chain of stores can be richer than the owner of a software company that has been imposing a monopoly on this planet since the creation of the personal computer.

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

You must have a different definition of "Personal Computer" than the dictionary.

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