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Cartman
Member # 256
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(Warning: might upset some members of this community )
------------------ "Cry havoc and let's slip the dogs of Evil"
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Malnurtured Snay
Member # 411
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No, no, no. Only some Americans are like that. Land of the TREE? ------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 *** "I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
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Gaseous Anomaly
Member # 114
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Deadly.  ------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate. "Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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Saltah'na
Member # 33
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I have yet to ascertain the source but 2 out of 3 Americans don't know what or where actually Canada is.  ------------------ "In a completely unrelated news story, I have a date tomorrow night." - Omega, in trying to explain why pigs are now flying, why Microsoft products are now working perfectly, hell freezing over, and George W Bush giving a flawless speech. 04/06/01, 12:17AM [This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited April 20, 2001).]
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Kosh
Member # 167
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There are people in this country that still don't know that there is a state called West Virginia. They think it's still Virginia. We've been a real state since 1862.------------------ Witty Remark
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First of Two
Member # 16
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You've been a PRETEND state since 1862. That population will never be a real state. Not with 'dueling banjos' as a theme song.  I know where Canada is. I know the names of the Provinces, even that new Territory. I know where Transkei is on a map. I can point out Bophuthatswana. So there. ------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
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Malnurtured Snay
Member # 411
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It's not England, BTW. It's "Brattan". And "Fraance." ------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 *** "I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
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Quatre Winner
Member # 464
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This is alltogether too much.  ------------------ In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!
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Jeff Raven
Member # 20
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Indeed, I don't really see much humor in this. In fact, I'm a bit insulted. Who the hell likes Disney and McDonald's? Ew!------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
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Malnurtured Snay
Member # 411
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Seriously. Taco Bell's the king. With Subway a close second. And we don't spell "neighbor" with a "u". Sheeesh. ------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 *** "I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
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First of Two
Member # 16
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Neighbors spelled with a 'U?' Oh, i missed that. Well, that just shows you that the origin of the map is clearly not from the US. Probably one of those snowchuckers to the north.  ------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
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MC Infinity
Member # 531
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Yeah, that's about right. But pretty soon, the seemingly friendly snowchuckers are gonna chuck so much snow, and cover your entire country, and then, THE WORLD!!! Mwahahaha!!------------------ "Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!" -Nimrod 16/4/2001
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Mucus
Member # 24
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This reminds me of "AMERICANS ANNOYED BY "ALL THIS INTERNATIONAL SHIT" ON INTERNET" http://www.satirewire.com/news/0010/international.shtml The real sad part is the editor's note at the bottom------------------ "The Guide says that there is an art to flying...or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Life, the Universe and Everything
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TSN
Member # 31
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They also spelled "civilization" w/ an 's'. So, apparently, we don't know foreign geography, while, wherever this was made, they don't know foreign spelling or the fact that "America" != the United States.I also know where Bophuthatswana is. Er... about. I know what country it's in, anyway. *L* In eighth grade, I was fifth place in the state level of the National Geography Bee, if that says anything. :-) ------------------ "Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow." -Maynard James Keenan
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Kosh
Member # 167
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You know, we got revenge on many countries for many thing, by franchiseing McDungs! quote:
You've been a PRETEND state since 1862. That population will never be a real state. Not with 'dueling banjos' as a theme song.
As long as we, meaning WVU, beat Pitt in football, all is well!! (granted that only happens about half the time) You know, Ned Beatty is our state animal! ------------------ Witty Remark
[This message has been edited by Kosh (edited April 20, 2001).]
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MC Infinity
Member # 531
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LOL That IS good!------------------ "Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!" -Nimrod 16/4/2001
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BlueElectron
Member # 281
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TSN:someone has been brushing up on his boolian computer syntax (I'm referrring to the "!=" bit) ^.^ ------------------ What is the difference between a terriorist and your girlfriend? - With terrorist, there is a chance of negotiation.
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Omega
Member # 91
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TSN:That's not bad. I got something like fifteenth or twentieth. I think the source was a National Geograpic survey in 1980 that determined that most adults couldn't find Canada on a map. That number's been greatly reduced. ------------------ "Omega is right." -Jeff Karrde, March 18, 2001 08:47 PM
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TSN
Member # 31
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BlueElectron: I'm currently in college, majoring in computer science. It's not "brushing up". It's something I happen to know. :-)BTW, I'm not saying this country isn't full of idiots who couldn't follow a map to their own asses... I'm just saying a few of us have made sure to know what we're about, despite our surroundings. :-) ------------------ "Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow." -Maynard James Keenan
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