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"Babies are squirmy, ugly, dirty, smelly, and noisy. They'd offend all five of my senses if I had any reason to lick one..."
-- TSN, 2001.01.11 23:27, PhoenixChat
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"It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.
But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."
- James Lileks, 09/04/2001
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"I�ll never fall in the arms of someone sincere
I fall just the same
And like before, it's just too hard."
---Kim Leaman, "Sincere"
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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
-Nimrod 16/4/2001
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
Do you see? Ha! I = Semi-Master of the Pun!
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!
HAHA!
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"...he got a mind control car from a great menace named Euri and they began conquest! THE RED MENANCE~ so yuo have too fight back and destroy teh RED TIDE before it destroys the AMERICAN!!! PS: The russiens also took over Texas and thats good becuase Texans need to have robots with missales shoved up there butts anyways (texans are the worst evar)."
-JEFF K.
~LOA
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"Apprently, "pooty" involves deities and pretty girls in compromising positions..." ~TSN Jan. 18th, 2001
Nevertheless, the spice must flow.
Psy: Touch�.
Me: Yes? Hmm?
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
Unleash the hounds!
Any or all of my minions who wish to top CC are hereby authorised to do so. And before you ask, yeah, its cool to do so. I read it in scripture .
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For those of you who won't eat curry...well you'll spend an eternity in hell. Think on it!
There are some people who have been saved, let me show you:
http://solareclipse.net/Channel/jay.jpg
http://solareclipse.net/Channel/lee.jpg
http://solareclipse.net/Channel/liam.jpg
To save yourself for certain hell, be sure to join us!
P.S. If any minions have been left out of being certified, let me know.
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Re: Russia in WWII
"Hey, we butchered Poles! Thats OK."
- DT.
[This message has been edited by Daryus Aden (edited April 30, 2001).]
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"It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.
But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."
- James Lileks, 09/04/2001
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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
-Nimrod 16/4/2001
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"It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.
But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."
- James Lileks, 09/04/2001
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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"I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
Never mind!! I tried again, I liked the "There's nothing wrong with Tim Curry".
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Witty Remark
[This message has been edited by Kosh (edited April 30, 2001).]
Off the point. Does having currry sauce with chips count, Lord Aden? If so, you'd better sign me up with some sub-order that loves chips. Had curry and fish and chips last night. And saucepans of beer.
I'm going to get an under-done chicken burger with curry chips now. SEE HOW YOU LIKE THAT!!
[This message has been edited by Gaseous Anomaly (edited May 01, 2001).]
Though what we need for you to be inducted is to go to a north indian or pakistani restaruant (a good one) and sample the cuisine. Obiviously I don't mean you have to travel to one IN those countries .
So we now have Jeff R, Jeff K & gaseous in need on minion certificates. It shall be done.
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Re: Russia in WWII
"Hey, we butchered Poles! Thats OK."
- DT.
Is there dead animal in it? If there isn't a dead animal involved somewhere, I'm not interested!
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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
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"It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.
But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."
- James Lileks, 09/04/2001
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Re: Russia in WWII
"Hey, we butchered Poles! Thats OK."
- DT.
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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!
Are you allergic to all curries Jordan old chap? ALL curies? Cause there's an awful lot of them out there. That's like being allergic to, I dunno, fruit.
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!
Daryus, sign me up for the Order of the Curry or whatever it is you're calling it. I'll fight to preserve curry as the worlds greatest dish from the blasphemous wretches. We shall fight them on the beaches, we shall fight them in the air......
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #9
Who let that fucking woman drive? - Captain of Space Shuttle
Done & Done.
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Re: Russia in WWII
"Hey, we butchered Poles! Thats OK."
- DT.
[This message has been edited by Daryus Aden (edited May 03, 2001).]
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
That's because you haven't been sufficiently educated. I don't like overspiced curries either -I'm not a big fan of these bastardised versions (as Liam so eloquently put it). I prefer the curries that my mum used to and still makes - they're not Tikka Massala's, not Rogan Josh's, not Pasanda's - Just plain curries like mama used to make....and they are absolutely gorgeous! Can't beat 'em.
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #9
Who let that fucking woman drive? - Captain of Space Shuttle
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
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Phasers
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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Card-Carrying Member of the Flare APAO
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"I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
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Re: Russia in WWII
"Hey, we butchered Poles! Thats OK."
- DT.
OTOH though, if you know a man who easts Booner, then he must be ridiculed until he dies.
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
Daryus: On the whole, that is true. There are the obvious exceptions like my grandmother who in her own massochistic kind of way enjoys torturing herself with curries as hot as can be. She seems to employ the David Lloyd George method of decision making - "Take an amount, multiply it by two and double it again", then take that much chilli powder and stick it in the curry. It's enough to leave your face red, nose running and eyes watering for ages.
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #9
Who let that fucking woman drive? - Captain of Space Shuttle
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Phasers
Lee - yum!
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Re: Russia in WWII
"Hey, we butchered Poles! Thats OK."
- DT.
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
Drink cider from early afternoon to early morning - that'll sort out the men from the sheep *hic*
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
Liam: Oh, so it's those rich kids who hate Bhoonas. I usually ignore them. We get the rich Southerners here in Bristol, Mummy and Daddy bought them a Ferrari the day before, but they were really despondent because they wanted a Porsche - those kind of people. They usually go to Bristol Uni and are Oxford rejects. They're always good for a laugh - to laugh at I mean.
Our varsity rugby, football and boat races are good fun too for the chants we usually sing and piss them off with. "You can stick your daddy's money up your arse" "Oxford Rejects" etc etc.
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #9
Who let that fucking woman drive? - Captain of Space Shuttle
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Phasers
THE CURRY IS VICTORIOUS!
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #10
Where's all that fucking water coming from? - Captain of Titanic
[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited May 11, 2001).]
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Re: Russia in WWII
"Hey, we butchered Poles! Thats OK."
- DT.
I should also point out that I actually meant Kormas, not Bhoonas. Please shoot me.
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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Re: Russia in WWII
"Hey, we butchered Poles! Thats OK."
- DT.
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Phasers
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"Babies haven't any hair;
old men's heads are just as bare;
between the cradle and the grave
lies a haircut and a shave."
Samuel Hoffenstein
I think the northerners just like to prove to everyone else that they're REALLY hard, so by eating Vindaloos and Phaals, they're suddenly mens men. In our house, weve just spent a whole year taking the piss out of Yorkshire and everything in it, especially Leeds. You'd be surprised just how much there is in Leeds to take the piss out of - almost as much as Wales.
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #10
Where's all that fucking water coming from? - Captain of Titanic
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Phasers
I personally don't like food that's too hot and spicy but I don't like mild stuff either. I prefer curries that are about Madras heat and spiciness. Stick some vegetables in there too, and you've got a perfect curry.
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #10
Where's all that fucking water coming from? - Captain of Titanic
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Phasers
Some curries are usually pretty dry - the Bhoona, which we were discussing earlier is supposed to be a pretty dry curry, although it depends on the individual chef as to how stringently they follow this.
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #10
Where's all that fucking water coming from? - Captain of Titanic
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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Phasers
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #10
Where's all that fucking water coming from? - Captain of Titanic
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Re: Russia in WWII
"Hey, we butchered Poles! Thats OK."
- DT.
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"If Morden is afraid of green penguins, and Draal is shown to have
access to them, a speculation would be that Draal will use them
against Morden in the future. However if Draal only has a purple
moose, saying that he could use it against Morden would be a story
idea."
- rastb5m FAQ