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Posted by Spike (Member # 322) on :

Well, I found this http://home.t-online.de/home/werner.lauer/hatten.swf but unfortunately I don't speak Swedish. I assume it's funny.

Here's the text:
Hatten �r din
Vinna kinky roligt
Hatt-baby, hatt-baby
Den hatten lever s�a roligt
Det h�r �r f�rj�vligt
Det tycker vi blir b�gigt
Det alltid var roligt
Cool kille med l�sk i hand
Ja, det tycker vi - n�anting s�tt
V�lte hatten i Berts cola-au-lait
Men sen visste nog du, att baby
L�ana LP:n "Hatten �r din"
Man kan kl� ut sej och h�angla i TV
Man kan knarka och hamna i TV
Hatten �r visst det din, din!
Alla vet varf�r och allt blir perfekt
Limma skinkbit, cooligt
Hatten lever s�a roligt
Vi har det f�rj�vligt
Det alltid var roligt

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

I do believe the Turnip King (I understand Stephen Sommer's in considering making a prequel movie about his rule of the Netherlands) himself, Nimrod, is from Sveden.

I'm from Sveden. Well, my family is. But any of them could speak Swedish died quite a while ago. So ...

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Thank you, Jeff.
I can't believe these things even reached this forum! This truly is a great day!

About two years ago, a swedish person heard an indian love song. The song had words in it that, if you had some imagination, sounded swedish. "An-shicht-masc" (I don't know their language) sounded like "Ansiktsmask" (face mask).
In swedish it doesn't really make any sense, it just sounds funny. The example up there is one of the better ones. The swedish lyrics are pure cockamamie, which is why they're so funny.

It's the same principle as when that american made up foreign names and asked staffs in different foreign airports to announce that these people were wanted in the lobby or something.
When the tellers announced it on the PA system, the "names" actually sounded like english words, like "I-want-to-quit-my-job" and "my-boss-is-an-asshole".

I'm sure some of you have seen/heard it, it usually floats around through emails and such. I got both these things via email in my office.

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Aha, here we go! Found it.
http://www.crosswinds.net/~airportgags/

I suggest right-clicking on the audio files and saving them to your HD, my browser freezes sometimes when I click the files and jump back and forth between the pages...

And Fitz, where you thinking of "�" up there?

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Nimrod: But what do the lyrics actually say? Even if they're just nonsense, we still don't know what the words are... :-)

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Oh twist my arm, whydontcha!

Ok, direct translation.

Hatten �r din
(The hat is yours)

Vinna kinky roligt
(Win kinky funny)

Hatt baby, hatt baby
(think for a while, guys)

Den hatten lever s� roligt
(The hat is living so funny)

Det h�r �r f�r j�vligt
(This is fucking awful)

Det tycker vi blir b�gigt
(We think it gets queerly)

Det alltid var roligt
(It always was fun)

Cool kille med l�sk i hand
(Cool guy with soda in hand)

Ja det tycker vi - n�nting s�tt
(Yes, we think so - something sweet)

V�lte hatten i Berts cola-au-lait
(Overturned the hat in Berts dito)

Men sen visste nog du att, baby
(But then you probably knew that, baby)

L�na LP:n "Hatten �r din"
(Borrow the LP "The hat is yours"

Man kan kl� ut sig och h�ngla i TV
(You can dress up and make out on TV)

Man kan knarka och hamna i TV
(You can do drugs and end up on TV)

Hatten �r visst det din, din!
(The hat is certainly yours, yours!)

Alla vet varf�r och allt blir perfekt
(Everyone knows why and all becomes perfect)

Limma skinkbit, cooligt
(Glue a piece of ham, coolish)

Chorus, everybody!

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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Arguably the finest example of Swedish engineering since the Wasa.

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Actually, I think that distinction falls to Crown Princess Victoria.

Mrowr!!!!

Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

no

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

No ... ?

You don't think Princess Victoria is hot? Or you prefer "Swedish fish"?

Speaking of which, what the hell is so special about Swedish fish? Some people in my poli-sci class were talkin' about them.

I still think Vicki's hot.

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Her younger sister Madeleine is far more beautiful, IMO.

Seeing as I can't go to sleep... *sigh*
http://flareupload.hypermart.net/files/made02.JPG http://flareupload.hypermart.net/files/vic01.JPG

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

And we have good fish. The salmon and the herring are the most globally famous, I guess.
But I'm gonna catch at least one pike this summer!
I put the boat in the water last saturday. Haven't used my 20hp Yamaha outboarder in two years and it still started within fifteen pulls... Smokin'!

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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Those two are supposed to be hot!??

I think I'll wait for the picture feature in Hello, thank you very much.

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Well, I wouldn't kick them out of bed, especially if they were in the bed at the same time. 8)

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Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :

At last a man on my wavelength.

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

That's not all you can be on, babe. }B)

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Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :

I really wanted to say something witty, but was too busy having a hot flush sorry......

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

I have this effect on people. �)

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