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"I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying, or am about to lie, or have just finished lying, but NOT WHEN I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!-----Homer Simpson.
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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Card-Carrying Member of the Flare APAO
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"I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
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Signatures are for losers
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"I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying, or am about to lie, or have just finished lying, but NOT WHEN I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!-----Homer Simpson.
You should only use, at the most, two -- dashes ... anymore is redundent. Also, you begin the quote with ", but you forget to end the quote with 'em. Get crackin.
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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Card-Carrying Member of the Flare APAO
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"I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
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"I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying, or am about to lie, or have just finished lying, but NOT WHEN I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!"--Homer Simpson.
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--"I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying, or am about to lie, or have just finished lying, but NOT WHEN I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!"--Homer Simpson.
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"Even the colors are pompous!"
-a friend of mine, looking at a Lexus brochure
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"I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying, or am about to lie, or have just finished lying, but NOT WHEN I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!"--Homer Simpson.
And there aren't any real .sig rules. Well, other than "Thy .Sig Shalt Not Piss Me Off." And maybe TSN. And Charles. And, well, everyone else.
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OH NO< THE OLD MAN WALKS HIS GREEN DOG THAT SHOTS PINBALLS!~!!!
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Jeff K
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" and nothing at all will happen.
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"Babies haven't any hair;
old men's heads are just as bare;
between the cradle and the grave
lies a haircut and a shave."
Samuel Hoffenstein
As for the sig's - what's the story behind the Matrix and the mashed potatoes at that party?
On a completely different (and now closed) issue; I see that Vogon Poet's status line is partially true in the case of BlueElectron's blunder with the Buffy spoiler - "Demon to some . . . Angel to others". Well I think we can all agree that Vogon Poet was being a Demon to BlueElectron. Ah well, we all learn from our mistakes - don't we? I know that my Cousins and Uncle will be mortified! Hehe! I might just tell them . . .
Cruel or what?
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"Even the colors are pompous!"
-a friend of mine, looking at a Lexus brochure
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OH NO< THE OLD MAN WALKS HIS GREEN DOG THAT SHOTS PINBALLS!~!!!
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Jeff K
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" and nothing at all will happen.
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"Even the colors are pompous!"
-a friend of mine, looking at a Lexus brochure
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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"Even the colors are pompous!"
-a friend of mine, looking at a Lexus brochure
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"If Morden is afraid of green penguins, and Draal is shown to have
access to them, a speculation would be that Draal will use them
against Morden in the future. However if Draal only has a purple
moose, saying that he could use it against Morden would be a story
idea."
- rastb5m FAQ
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"We won the Grammy, so eyes down please."
- Maynard James Keenan (Tool)
Titan Fleet Yards - Harry Doddema's Star Trek Site
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It never stops, when my mama ask me will I change
I tell her yeah, but it's clear I'll always be the same
Until the end of time
- Tupac Shakur, Untill the End of Time
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"We won the Grammy, so eyes down please."
- Maynard James Keenan (Tool)
Titan Fleet Yards - Harry Doddema's Star Trek Site
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OB1 tries to make Anakin a Jedi, gets a Sith.
Palpatine tries to make Anakin a Sith, gets a toaster.
OB1 tries to make Luke a Jedi, gets attacked by the toaster, then gets a cyborg whiner.
Palpatine tries to make Luke a Sith, gets a piece of burnt toast, then gets attacked by the toaster.
-moncalamari, in "Bob's StarWars Stuff"
[ May 27, 2001: Message edited by: Nimrod ]
I must protest. Tim's on 31. MaGiC's on 59. Orion's on flipping 25. HOW! I must know before I start kicking people in the face.
Or are we?
Was that Steve Guttenberg?
March 1999 eh? Are all the first 100 or so numbers all in March 1999? And are they all on the same date? And who the hell are they, anyway?
I suppose there's more to be worried about in this day ad age, however. Nation pits itself against nation, creed against creed, and all that.... *sigh*
For example, I'm member 29. To check me out, change the last number sequence to 00000029.
Of course, anyone who sits at his/her computer and does this for all the members will get this reaction out of me:
Grand old man is Adam Bauer, nr 3 in the line, with 9 posts. No turnip for you, little lurker!
I don't have the energy to find out who has the most posts, but I have a feeling that too will surface soon. :-)
I wonder what number Crusader is...
(He's me, I'm him)
I think this is the third time this question has been asked. I think Charles is about to have a hernia about people not reading his previous posts on this matter, so go read this before Charles wanders on in here and flips.
On the topic of who has the most posts, I am somewhat perturbed to learn that I have 3439 posts to my credit (and I've only been here since September) ...
[ June 02, 2001: Message edited by: Jeff Kardde ]