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Posted by Mr. Christopher (Member # 71) on :
 
Yep. At the Bank of Ford. The 1988 Ranger account

I've now entered the world of car-ownership. Well, okay, so it's not a car. It's a truck. A really cool truck. A navy blue, 2WD, 5 speed manual, shortbox truck. I'm happy as a clam!

I still can't believe that I actually have my own vehicle now. Sure, it needs some body work, a starter, a tailgate, a windshield, and, most importantly, a stereo that accepts cassettes and/or CDs. An MP3 player would be cool, but that's a bit outside my price range.

I haven't even had the truck for a day yet and I have some stories. No pictures yet, unfortunately.

So, my dad and I go up to the previous owner's house at 0930 to get the truck. Give him the money, transfer ownership (well, not quite yet. Have to go to the MVB to change it over). We hooked it up to my dad's truck, and took off. I was driving his truck and he was driving mine so he could catch it in gear. Once the truck started, we unhooked it and drove home. Put the truck in the garage and let it run so it would charge the battery. After it was charged, dad hopped in and turned it off, in an effort to start it up again. No dice. Starter's dead.

So, we just left it there and I started to work. I took the pansy accessories off like the mudflaps, chrome wheel well trim, bugscreen and snaps, and those sill deer whistle-thingies that he had mounted on the mirrors. My dad had a plastic novelty license plate that has "My Toy" on it so I took that and put it in the back window.

Then I took the trim rings and hubcaps and clips off the wheels to clean them up. I mentioned that I wanted to snap a few pictures, so we moved a few cars in the yard around and pushed it out. Well, I pushed it out and my dad was in it to try and catch it in gear again. I pushed it out the garage and down the driveway, but it still didn't roll over. We made it to the corner when it rolled over. The engine revved horribly high and a plume of blue smoke came from the engine; the throttle was jammed wide open. We stopped the truck, and examined the trouble. The throttle cable had come off. After a few trips back to the house to get tools and such, my dad fixed the problem and we hooked it up to the truck again to get it going. Once it started, my dad drove it over to my neighbour's house and parked it (still running) so I could snap some pictures. I took the pictures and my dad opened the garage door to put it in. He shifted it into reverse, hit the gas, and it quit. We ended up pushing into the garage, where it is currently sitting.

My neighbour has a large two-car garage. He's also a trucker, so he's not home often and he only has his Explorer in there. He has a little project S-10, but it's at a shop awaiting a new frame.

So, there's my story. Hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed experiencing it!
 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
As someone else who recently got a car that he could call his very own, congratulations! It's a great feeling, ain't it?
 
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
This is wierd ... I'm at a neighbor's home, but it recognized me without me having to log on (werd) ... !

My first car was a 1989 Acura Legend, I got it the summer after I graduated high school. It was a nice car -- v6 and all. Boy could that thing move. Leather interior, sun roof ... this thing was the definition of luxury.

Except for the fact that it was a rolling piece of shit. Transmission blew out, sunroof leaked ... eck, what a waste of money.

Your neighbor lets you store your truck at his place? Excellent!
 


Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
Of course, Ford does stand for, Found On Roadside Dead.

I mean, look, Henry Ford was a Nazi sympathizer. And, anyone who knows anything about World War II knows that the Jeep won the war.

Well, maybe not literally, but I've said it once, and I'll say it again ...

FORD SUCKS!
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Ouch, that sucks Fab.

And Ford doesn't totally suck...they own Aston Martin and gave them their beautiful V12, so their good in that way.
 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
My sister used to drive a 1987 Ford Thunderbird. What a piece of metal crap that was. The alternator shorted out once every six weeks. The mechanics (an independent and a Ford dealership) could never nail down the problem. The headlights were the kind that used a sensor to tell them to come on. The high beams would randomly come on for no reason. The air conditioner compressor froze (at the start of the summer no less). That Ford was a complete and utter waste of money.

My mother drives a 1995 Ford F-150. So far, there have been no problems with that truck. Prior to that truck, my mother drove an 1984 Ford something-or-other pickup truck. It needed a lot of work (air conditioner, brakes, emission control), but it wound up running great. Then it was stolen and stripped. My mother said screw it and got the F-150 a couple of months later.

The moral of the story? Ford trucks are good; Ford cars are Satan spawn. Thank you, and have a nice day!
 


Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
Had an 84 Thunderbird. Was a very very bad car.

Very very.
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"I took the pansy accessories off like the mudflaps..."

Yeah, 'cause everyone knows mudflaps are just there for invisible decoration. They don't serve any purpose, like stopping the tires from spraying mud on the underside of the car. *rolls eyes*

"...so we moved a few cars in the yard around..."

I'm envisioning rusted old cars w/o motors or wheels sitting on cinderblocks w/ three or four dogs sleeping under each one. But maybe that's just how it is in the US when people have cars on their lawn...
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Mudflaps only work if you're in the mud...

So I'm guessing he isn't planning on taking this offroad.
 


Posted by Mr. Christopher (Member # 71) on :
 
I just don't like the looks of mudflaps.

And, when we had to move cars around in the yard it was because my truck was in the garage, my dad's truck was in front of the garage, my aunt's car was in front of my dad's truck, and my mom's car was on the other side of the yard. So, we had to move two vehicles to get my truck out of the garage (should I mention that all the vehicles in the yard were Fords? )

We haven't had many problems with Fords. Well, we had one lemon. A 1993 Taurus station wagon. We also had a 1994 Taurus sedan. That's the one I trashed.

We have a 1988 Bronco II, too. Usually vehicles that old are rusted hulks, like the Bronco. Fortunately, my truck's in pretty good shape. My uncle is buying the Bronco for the frame and undergear.
 


Posted by Mr. Christopher (Member # 71) on :
 
Just thought I'd let everyone know that my dad has gone into town to get a new starter.
 
Posted by Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
 
I'd rather have a chaser, if it's allright.
 
Posted by Mr. Christopher (Member # 71) on :
 
Installed the starter, then the brake line popped. Go into town tomorrow to buy some brake line.
 
Posted by akb1979 (Member # 557) on :
 
Anyone else get the feeling that by the time that this thread is close, our illustrious leader will have spent so much money repairing his truck that if he had saved the money instead, he could have bought himself a brand new one without any of these hassels?
 
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
 

 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Ah, but that one of the points of growing up. You spend a lot of money on your dear beloved car that you ignore the fact that all of the money that gets poured into it could have been used to buy a newer vehicle with a whole lot less problems. Such was the case with me and my beloved Cavalier. Too many multi-hundred dollar repairs job that I could have (and should have)skipped to get a newer car.
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
Illustrious leader?
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
I second that. Illustrious Leader?
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Chris likes to have his ego stroked every so often. Why else do you think he changed his publically displayed to "Mr. Christopher?" He was getting the respect he demanded from "Fabrux," "X-5-69-X," or "Raisinfonnel."
 
Posted by Mr. Christopher (Member # 71) on :
 
Er, buy a new truck? Do you have any idea how much money a new Ranger goes for? I doubt I'll be spending that much money on my truck.

Another update. Brakeline's been replaced, and my dad has painted 3 of the rims for me.
 


Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
Blue? Yellow? Pink?
 
Posted by Mr. Christopher (Member # 71) on :
 
Black.
 
Posted by Mr. Christopher (Member # 71) on :
 
There's been a change of plans. Dad wants this truck for himself, and it needs some more work than we thought. It'd take about a month more to get it on the road.

So, dad's getting me another truck tomorrow. Same year, only this one's an extended cab, automatic, 2.9 L V6, and it's red.
 


Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
Jesus H. Christ. Doesn't he already have a car?
 
Posted by Mr. Christopher (Member # 71) on :
 
He has an F-150.
 
Posted by Wes1701E (Member # 212) on :
 
I've recently inherited a car, 1998 Chevy Cavilier 4-Door. It was my moms old one, she got a really nice Chevy Z24 (the sports edition of the Cavilier) with a moon/sun roof and all sorts of crap I wish I had. The sound system fucking owns.. although i'm installing twin 8s in the back of my car soon. hehehe
 
Posted by Wes1701E (Member # 212) on :
 
And about the Jeep, yes it did win the way. There were originally Millitary-only use vehicles designated GP Vechicle (General Purpouse) and eventually people called them GEEPs instead of GPs, then the spelling was changed and boom!

Jeeps.

Although a Hummer owns any Jeep in every way.
 


Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
 
Except the new H2 faggotty-yellow hummer concepts.
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Actually, I'd have to say the Lamborghini LM002 would be better then the Hummer. Yes, that's right, a Lamborghini SUV. It was made in the 80s for a limited time. Little bit more heavy-duty on the outside, and luxurious on the inside. Painted all black too. I think the Italian military used a couple of them.

Of course, Porsche also has an SUV coming out next year, called the Cayanne. Imagine a 911 with 4 doors and monster tires...
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 

Lamborghini LM002
 
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
quote:
Although a Hummer owns any Jeep in every way.

Although that's a common perception, it's ... not true. JPMagazine did a comparison between the two, and while the Hummer outdid the Wrangler in several categories, the Wrangler either outdid or matched the Hummer more than it was outdone or out-matched itself.

A common perception.

If I can find the article, I'll post it.
 


Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
quote:
Better at what? They are two completely different vehicles. Granted they share "four wheel drive". Not much beyond that can really be compared. Towing a 10,000 trailer? The Hummer wins! Running a Flat Fender Trail through the Sierra Nevadas? The Wrangler hands down. Extreme4x4.com has owned both vehicles over the years. They are both great and fun to drive.
IMHO, the Jeep excels at common 4x4 trail riding.. because of its smaller stance and nimbleness. But then again, if your trail riding consists of long excursions into the expanse of Baja, the larger cargo capacity of the Hummer may be favored. You really cant say that one vehicle is 'better' than another unless you first define the application. So, what are you going to use it for??

Well, I put the question to Extreme4x4, and that's the reply I got.
 




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