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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/god_clarifies_dont_kill.html
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Erm... The specifically referred to Yahweh as being male in that article. Not to mention that, if he were female, that picture would make me assume she got her career started in the circus... :-)
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Him. Her. Whatever.
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
The Onion impresses me once again.. i expected them to avoid the issue for fear of coming off as callous, but the are pointing the finger of humor straight at the guys who did it.., just what i needed.. heres one that actually sums up my experiences:
quote:
Report: Gen X Irony, Cynicism May Be Permanently Obsolete
AUSTIN, TX— According to Generation X sources, the recent attack on America may have rendered cynicism and irony permanently obsolete. "Remember the day after the attack, when all the senators were singing 'God Bless America,' arm-in-arm?" asked Dave Holt, 29. "Normally, I'd make some sarcastic wisecrack about something like that. But this time, I was deeply moved." Added Holt: "This earnestness can't last forever. Can it?"

 
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
 
God is noncoporeal... too bad because I'm pissed off right now and need a punching bag!!!!
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
Does anyone know when Death will hold his press conference?

"ALBERT, WHERE DID ALL THESE PEOPLE COME FROM?"
 


Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
actually..

Hijackers Surprised to Find Selves in Hell
 


Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
 
Heh heh. That Onion.

It's a sad occasion, but at least they didn't satirize it cruelly. Same with Saturday Night Live.
"Hey Mr. Taliban, tally me banannas..."
 




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