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Tahna Los
Member # 33
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Or the Interrogation of Charles Capps, reprised......Lets get him guys.... how many paddywhacks shall our tormented leader get?
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MIB
Member # 426
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uhhhhhh. two? three?
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Hobbes
Member # 138
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I noticed that too, had the red balloon on ICQ. I tried to send him a card, not sure if it went though. Plus he's been idle for 3 days.
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MIB
Member # 426
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All hail King Capps on his birthday!! Don't worry people. His body guards shall protect him! [ November 26, 2001: Message edited by: MIB ]
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The359
Member # 37
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*readies the snipers for Charles' inevitable posting in this thread*(Oooops...) [ November 26, 2001: Message edited by: The359 ]
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Malnurtured Snay
Member # 411
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You know, the 2nd sniper needs to do better with his grammar. Very bad, IMHO. And he's got a lousy sense of plot and character development. Shame.
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Tec
Member # 136
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Happy Birthday CC
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Dr. Jonas Bashir
Member # 481
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Unga for Charles! UNGA!Happy Birthday, oh mighty one.
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Siegfried
Member # 29
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Happy Birthday, Charles! Go have fun with the town and paint your girlfriend red! Or vice versa, whichever is your wont as it is your day!
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PsyLiam
Member # 73
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*sings*Old Man Charles, sitting in a tree. But why is he up the tree kiddies? I expect your answers to be no less than three hundred words.
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Veers
Member # 661
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No, you can't go up there with him, Liam.Happy Birthday, CC!
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Siegfried
Member # 29
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Taking Liam up on his challenge...Why is Charles Capps, Lord Protector of the Flare, sitting up in a tree? There are many possible answers to this problem. One is Charles simply likes sitting in a tree. From the tree tops, Charles can see the surrounding country side for miles and miles (or kilometers and kilometers if one prefers). The beautiful scenery can tame even the wildest of souls. Is the beauty of Washington State that which compels him to climb a tree? No, it is not for in an earthquake, Charles would certainly be flung from the tree top to side of Mount Ranier. The result would not be pretty (although the picture may one day wind up on Rotten). A second possible answer is that he fells the most at home from atop the tree. He is the head honcho of the Flare Sci-Fi Forums. He is the Big Cheese, the Big Giant Head (not to be confused with Simon Sizer), the Boss Man, the Master. For one with such awesome power, Charles simply believes that the only place befitting a man of his stature is to be amongst the birds and soaring above the common folk. Is it an ego trip? It is definitely a possibility that he his ego is big enough to require the massive breathing room provided by the skies; however, that is clearly not the case here. A third possible answer is that Charles is acting as a look-out. From the top of the tree, Charles has a splendid view of the surrounding area of Capps Manor. But for whom would the Capps be looking out for? It would have to be his sweet girlfriend Jubes. On his birthday, Charles undoubtedly wants to spend as much quality time as possible with his true love. Thus, Charles has climbed the tallest tree so that he might catch the first appearance of his beloved Jubes from the horizon. Then, with his heart fluttering, he can race to meet her halfway, thereby granting them each extra time onto each other. However, this is not the correct answer either for Jubes and Charles are never far apart from each other. Indeed, they are already as inseperable as is imaginable. The real reason that Charles is sitting in the tree is obvious: it is all a dream. It is actually April 1999, and Charles is hanging upside down on a dungeon wall next to Siegfried and TSN. LOA and MaGiC have received the whips of power from Jeff Raven and Tahna Los, and the interrogation is causing Charles Capps to fade in and out of lucid thought. What a bummer of an ending to a happy setup, huh?
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Charles Capps
Member # 9
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*decides not to post in this thread*
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G.K Nimrod
Member # 205
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*thinks that is a pity but still produces a twinkie with a candle stabbed through it in savage fashion*
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The359
Member # 37
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*fires off a shot at Charles, missing him as he quickly exits the thread*Curse you, you lucky SOB!
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Michael_T
Member # 144
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Should I ask how old Charles is?
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MIB
Member # 426
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Dammit, CC! It's your B-day! GET BACK IN HERE!!!*after 359 misses him, MIB pulls out a bazooka and follows CC out the door........He aims and fires.*
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Tahna Los
Member # 33
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He's 21.21. Cool Job. Girlfriend. Car (even though he's gone through sh*t with it). His own Apartment. Damn, and I'm nowhere near as close as he is. Let's give him a toast. A toast to our fearless leader.... *holds up a slice of burned bread*
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PsyLiam
Member # 73
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Closer to what? Having a decent beard? He's no closer now than the day he started.
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TSN
Member # 31
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Hm... I'm less than half-a-year away from 21.Easy but crappy-paying job. No girlfriend (working on that, though). No car (unless I walk half-an-hour back to my parents' house). My own apartment (except that I have a roommate; and it's on campus). Bah!
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First of Two
Member # 16
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Yeah?THIRTY. Been in own apartment for just over two weeks. New Used car, which I backed into a pole a month after I got it. Great girl... when she isn't sick, suffering from Post-Tramautic Stress Disorder, or having a major family crisis... which leaves about six days out of the year. Job... well, I'm praying to get a new one I applied for, if that's any indication. Yes, I said praying. My getting this new job would be satisfactory evidence of divine assistance... although I AM more than qualified and capable. Still, happy birthday anyway. I shall toast ye with vanilla-creme-filled doughnuts and the Lemon-flavored Pepsi in my new fridge. *SCARF*
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Dani
Member # 57
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Happy Birthday, Charles.
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Charles Capps
Member # 9
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Wow, Dani posted again.
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Malnurtured Snay
Member # 411
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She loves you.
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akb1979
Member # 557
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLES!!!!!. BTW, how do you guys do make those smilies fire guns like that? [ November 29, 2001: Message edited by: akb1979 ]
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