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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
I thought you worked for a computer company.

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Charles Capps is a retired farmer, land developer, and ordained minister who travels throughout the United States sharing the truth of God's Word. He has taught Bible seminars for twenty-four years sharing how Christians can apply the Word to the circumstances of life and live victoriously.

In the mid 90s the Lord gave Charles an assignment to teach end-time events and a revelation of the coming of the Lord.

Besides authoring several books, including the best-selling 'The Tongue, A Creative Force', and the minibook 'God's Creative Power', which has sold 2.8 million copies, Charles Capps Ministries has a national daily syndicated radio broadcast called "Concepts of Faith."



The secret life of Charles.

[ December 26, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]
 
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
 
Not to rain on your parade, but we've known for some time about the Charles Capps ministries. Charles, of course, denies everything.
 
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
 
It's his alter ego...you know, like Superman.

"Charles Capps, bold leader of Flare, and his mild-mannered alter-ego...Minister Charles Capps, prophet of the Bible!
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
a quick websearch reveals that 'Michael Bartel' (me) was the Socialist Workers candidate for NY governor in 1950, the name of Matt McCoy;s character in 'The Hand that Rocks the Cradle' and also a German artist who isnt quite sure how to use frames on his homepage
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
OMG!
1892:
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Dateline 1892: 'Papa' Jeff Benson finds the biggest nontypical whitetail buck ever to be found or killed in the state of Texas This deer head is the world record whitetail deer, which came from the Ford Ranch in central Texas, about 15 miles southwest of Brady, Texas. The deer was shot or found in 1892 by Jeff Benson, the foreman of the ranch. Mr. Benson took the horns to Brady and left them with Jim Wall, the feed store operator. Mr. Wall sold them to the Buckhorn Saloon for $100, which was divided between the two men.


How old are you? How long did you think you could get away with this, Benson!?
 
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
 
Oh, everyone has a well-cultivated fantasy life.

For instance, we have Tim Nix, the boy cowboy.

Or, say hello to Liam Kavanagh (the small cute one in the middle). Liam has inherited his dads cheeky character and is currently building up a collection of hammers and tools so he can be a builder just like his dad.

A new gallery show and an unveiling of new work illustrate why Lee Kelly is still important. Indeed, he's an affiliate artist of Linda Hodges. And you thought he only did phasers.
 
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
 
I reckon Snay has some explaining to do. He's been killing deer for nearly 110 years!
 
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
 
Aaahhh! Since when does editing your post make a double post? Anyway, see below:

[ December 26, 2001: Message edited by: Veers ]
 
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
 
Well, well, Snay...look what I found from IMDb:

Jeff Benson (I)

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Filmography as: Actor, Notable TV guest appearances
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Actor - filmography
(1990s) (1980s)

Diggstown (1992) .... Tank Miller
... aka Midnight Sting (1992)

Taking of Beverly Hills, The (1991) .... Football Player
... aka Boomer: The Taking of Beverly Hills (1991)

Worth Winning (1989) .... Football Player at Party

Cage (1989/I) .... East Coast Champ

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Filmography as: Actor, Notable TV guest appearances
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Notable TV guest appearances

"Tequila and Bonetti" (1992) playing "Large Young Man" in episode: "Mama" (episode # 1.10) 1992

"Quantum Leap" (1989) playing "Knut 'Wild Thing' Wileton [mirror]" in episode: "Animal Frat - October 19, 1967" (episode # 2.12) 1/3/1990

Looks like you have a movie career...

[ December 26, 2001: Message edited by: Veers ]
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Not a very good one. I haven't acted in ten years.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
It's still better than Dustin Diamonds.

"Liam, Sarah and Michael live in Slough, England. The men of the house are fanatical Liverpool supporters and Sarah (who's real name is Anne but everyone calls her Sarah, except Michael - who does call her Ann, and Tim Nix, who calls her Alan) has had to put up with their disappointments as their team goes through a lean spell."

Oh yes. The dissapointment of Liverpool winning three trophies last year, and being in the best position to win the league that they have been in for about 8 years. That's a lean spell. Twat.

And why do people call her Sarah? I yearn to understand this. "Hi, my name's Jeff, but you can call me Twattyface."

I'd also keep sharp pointey things away from "the small cute one". He looks dangerously like he might burst and shower everyone with half-digested pies. He looks like he weighs more than me (although still less than Frank).
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Apparently the only other Christopher Holly's out there are a web designer, a recent grad school graduate, and a funky DVD/movie reviewer.
 
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
 
Ooh! This should be fun...

IMDb name search
[martin: 6248] [chris: 5792]

Here are the matches for person (cast or crew) = chris martin

Actor Actress Director Miscellaneous crew Make-up Department Special Effects Visual Effects

Actor
Martin Chris
Chris Martin (I)
Chris Martin (II)
Chris Martin (IX)
Chris Martin (VII)
Chris Martin (X)
Chris-Pin Martin

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Actress
Carole Gire (chris martin)
Chris Martin (V)

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Director
Chris Martin-Jones

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Miscellaneous crew
Chris Martin (III)
Chris Martin (VI)
Chris Martin (VIII)

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Make-up Department
Christopher P. Martin (chris martin)

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Special Effects
Christopher P. Martin (chris martin)

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Visual Effects
Chris Martin (IV)


Wow. Looks like there's a Chris Martin going to Antarctica, one that has an HTML tutorial center, one who's part of the Physics Department at the Univeristy of California in Santa Barbara...

Looks like there's a Chris Martin cricket player...

Wow! Yet another Chris Martin is hooking up with Nelly Furtado...

Another one's a furniture designer, part of the engineering dept. at Oxford... It goes on and on and on...
 
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
 
Find something for Brian Finifter. Go ahead. I dare you. [Smile]
 
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
 
Well, I know you're involved with a Mars program...

Did you found an astronomy club?

Other than that... Looks to be a whole lot of nothing.
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Well, Tom, should I even point out that you seem to be leading other lives under both of your surnames?

Tom Aylward, the pastor (maybe related to the Capps religious group?).

Tom Nally, the lacrosse player.
 
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Well...

Dr Robert Farquhar declares NEAR's mission accomplished!

SPACEFLIGHT NOW DIGITAL VIDEO
Posted: February 12, 2001

Dr. Robert Farquhar, the NEAR mission director at Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory, announces the successful touchdown of the spacecraft. Source video: NASA TV (185k, 29 sec QuickTime file).

http://www.spaceflightnow.com/near/010212announce_qt.html
 
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Ahem.
 
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
 
Yup, just as I thought. Any Brian Finifter result is me, Tracy would be my sister and the rest relativs of some sort or another.

Where'd you find that astronomy thing? I couldn't find it, peculiar that that would've made it onto the web.
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
IMDB.com has no one named Matt Dock.

Lycos.com cannot find any exact matches for Matt Dock.

I'm infamous, oh well...
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Ah, but Google is your friend. Searching for Matt Dock turned up fourteen hits. About half of them were references to a Matt's dock, however. But the remaining hits turned up a Buckaroo Bonzai fan, a contributor to Frank G's SWDAO, and a character on Star Trek: Titans of the Stars or something similar.
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Woah...I don't even remember half those things. I easily remember the SWDAO stuff, I just forgot exactly which ones I did.

The Buckaroo Banzai stuff is mine too, I know I've been to that site, I just don't remember e-mailing them about it. I'm surprised I knew all those ships back then [Big Grin]

And is that the same ASDB that was made by Bernd? Because it doesn't look the same. I know I sent that picture of my Antares class to the ASDB site I knew, but as far I know it was never uploaded.

I have no clue where that guestbook entry came from. The website is dead.

Funny, when I search for Matthew Dock, it turns up a lot of guys named Matthew who have the nickname of "Dock"...funky...

I also apparently work in Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering in Oklahoma. Weird. I just failed out of Aerospace Engineering and was going to change my major.
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
I feel like a Charlie-in-the-box.
 
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
My secret lives are actually secret. Google doesn't even know me.
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Well, I didn't know about that one. I knew about the one on the Sex Offender's Register. . . oh, wait, that was me. 8)
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Also, here. One film in 1928. And an erronerous link to an article about Chuck Norris giving the names to one of his daughters, as middle names thank God.
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
I seem to be an architect. That, and the webmaster of my Youth Group website...

There is, however, no one with my name in IMDb...
 
Posted by StarFire (Member # 748) on :
 
Heh. I'm no where to be found. [Smile] NO Dawn Lincoln's anywhere. *LOL*
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Google won't have you Omega because you don't put your real name up everywhere, due to not-trusting the government and monkeys.

I put my real name up everywhere, and as a result I'm all over Google.

I think we're both pleased with our states of affairs.

Looking on Google, the first link is to my web-site (yes!), then my ICQ info page, then about an Irish councilman, then the fat child Simon pointed out, and then a quote I submitted to The Great Link ages ago.

I also apparently won the Holy Trinity Award back in 1999. Which is nice.
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
I didn't point him out!
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Well, there's a Dawn Lincoln mentioned here.

And one here.

And one here.

And possibly more. I only looked at the first ten pages of results at Google.

[ December 29, 2001: Message edited by: TSN ]
 
Posted by StarFire (Member # 748) on :
 
Well, obviously, I stand corrected.
 
Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
Did Liam insult me above? Bah...

And a search for "Frank Gerratana" will just come up with me and my immediate ancestors.
 
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
 
A Mayoral Candidate for the city of Edmonton. I did not win. Perhaps the reason is elucidated here:
quote:
Why doesn't Bill go to the Gay Pride Parade?
Will Mike Nickel?



An Art Pottery expert, married to a Cindy Horvath, and we are a team extraordinaire! Of Pottery collecting. And lovemaking. Perhaps.

An ITS Contractor at the USDA.

I play Horn in the Nebraska Wesleyan University Symphonic Band. I am the master of the lay. And wrestling. But not with men! Well, yes.

Remember, all these people are fake! Too bad, I could've enjoyed purple eyes LEIKE TEH MACKMENZEE KALHOON FROM TEH NEW FRONTEAR!!!11! DAVID PERTR CAN GO TO TEH LAND OF TEH DEVI:L!!1!!^$ DAER DAVIL TAHT IS!!111

Oh, you can 'date or marry' me. Or something.

I own a monster truck called Excalibur. It's got an Alcohol injected BDS blower. I think I'm ecstatic.

I've led an uneventful real life, so living vicariously through a trumpet player, a wrestler, a politician, a potter, and a monster truck wanker is far more than excitement enough for me.
 
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
 
I was pleased as punch that the first several links were about me. There were a few however that dealt with a "purchasing director" for the Windsor-Plainsboro School district in Princeton, New Jersey. Also a wearer of eye-glasses in Fort Lauderdale.

When I make it big, maybe I won't even have to change my name! (A boy can dream can't he?!)
 
Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :
 
I must have a popular name. I entered "Clare Phillips" into Google and there are over 300 results. I mainly write about jewellery and jewellery history. The history of beads is apparently a bit of a Clare Phillips peciality.
 
Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :
 
...or even speciality!
 
Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
 
Aaaagh! I'm so happy for you!

This is very interesting, I was certain I hadn't left any marks on the web whatsoever, (apparently I am just a member of a swedish elite swimming team, or someone using my name is).

Imagine my surprise when I discovered that a quick email comment I had made on a computer-game discussion TWO AND A HALF YEARS AGO! had been brought up and analyzed on that same website. I didn't know they would publish it, just send me an answer back.

I found it when searching for my name on Altavista. Those guys on the computer-game site had been really upset by my disparaging comments about "Aliens vs Predator I".

One of the admins there said I was lucky he was trying to be nice or he would've immersed me in, and I quote, "language that could make Cows produce Arsenic instead of Milk..."
Of course, it turned out they were the producers of the game... :-)

[ January 04, 2002: Message edited by: G.K Nimrod ]
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
You insulted Aliens Vs Predator 1? They were well within their rights to remove your inards and donate them to someone more worthy.
 


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