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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

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National Board Of Jeff Benson Requests $10 Billion Bailout

Baltimore, MD

Jeff Benson, president of the National Board of Jeff Benson, lobbied Congress for an unprecedented $10 billion bailout package Monday. "In order to continue providing Americans with a full range of Jeff Benson -related services, it is crucial that I receive this aid," Benson told Congress. "This relief package will not only will cover my $5,612 Visa debt, but numerous administrative costs, as well.

Ok, so I changed the name, but I don't think either Snay or the Onion will mind. [Smile]

[ December 26, 2001: Message edited by: Jay the Obscure ]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Whose Jaskoviak? My accountant?

My VISA bill isn't *that* high. Well, not on its own.

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

No, he was the person in the Onion piece. I thought it was funnier with the change. I think I've had tooooooo much Dr. Pepper in the last couple of hours.

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

I still think you should go to Congress with a bailout package. No reason why corporations should have all the fun.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Ok, but I'll only ask for $100,000. No point in being greedy.