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Jay the Obscure
Member # 19
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quote: National Board Of Jeff Benson Requests $10 Billion Bailout
Baltimore, MD
Jeff Benson, president of the National Board of Jeff Benson, lobbied Congress for an unprecedented $10 billion bailout package Monday. "In order to continue providing Americans with a full range of Jeff Benson -related services, it is crucial that I receive this aid," Benson told Congress. "This relief package will not only will cover my $5,612 Visa debt, but numerous administrative costs, as well.
Ok, so I changed the name, but I don't think either Snay or the Onion will mind. [ December 26, 2001: Message edited by: Jay the Obscure ]
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Malnurtured Snay
Member # 411
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Whose Jaskoviak? My accountant?
My VISA bill isn't *that* high. Well, not on its own.
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Jay the Obscure
Member # 19
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No, he was the person in the Onion piece. I thought it was funnier with the change. I think I've had tooooooo much Dr. Pepper in the last couple of hours.
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Jay the Obscure
Member # 19
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I still think you should go to Congress with a bailout package. No reason why corporations should have all the fun.
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Malnurtured Snay
Member # 411
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Ok, but I'll only ask for $100,000. No point in being greedy.
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