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Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
I threw up more times today than i did in 1999, 2000 and 2001 combined.

Just thought i'd share.
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Ummm... yuck. Are you ill? If so, my sympathies and hopes for a speedy recovery. Besides intense nasal congestion and throat irritation, vomitting is one of the worst things about being sick.
 
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
 
A little tip: If you're going to drink enough to throw up, drink enough so you don't remember throwing up.
 
Posted by Lost (Member # 417) on :
 
mmmmmm.
 
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
 
Another tip: If you drink coffee drinks you can spend all night throwing up without getting tired.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
I find that eating a decent meal before you start drinking, and having regular drinks of water prevents you from throwing up in 90% of cases (unless you are drinking to some stupid excess, but what's the point of drinking until you can't even move? That's just dangerous.)

Of course, we're assuming that Mikey boy was drunk. It could be drugs, or some form of virus. Or he's just seen Ewoks: Battle For Endor.
 
Posted by StarFire (Member # 748) on :
 
Uhm, if you are sickly too, hope you feel better soon.
*walks off to find her bed through the haze of tylenol and NyQuil and a half dozen other cold meds*
 
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
 
I hope you guys feel better...today I had to deal with my Mini-Shnauzer throwing up... damn what the hell did he eat last night?

Try tea to settle your stomachs...
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
My experience with vomitting is varied, i agree, but in the past two weeks i have quit drinking precisely because of the fact that i feel extremely ill.
(plus ive been sober for a few months with the exception of new year's, my birthday and two or three other parties)

im growing concerned and will probably be seeking medical assistance if i miss work again tomorrow.

im feeling really good right now, a lunch of crackers and peppermint tea in me and staying down for the moment, even thoughi woke up with pain this morning.

BTW, if you are sick, dont ever go to WebMD and diagnose yourself. All it does is freak you out.
 
Posted by Alshrim (Member # 258) on :
 
I had done the same thing... was feeling like crap - stopped drinkin' beer.. .i started feeling sick .. my buddy's advice:

"You really outta drink more !! The more you drink.. the more pickled you are -- the more the bugs stay away!"

LOL [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
I wish my problem were as simple as mild alcohol poisoning. I've done that before.

If you have drank too much, throwing up is one of the best things you can do for yourself. It clears out the queue of alcohol that is on its way to your bloodstream, causing you to not get anymore drunk than you are. If you fall asleep with a belly full of alcohol, it continues to filter into you, mkaking you drunker, increasing the likelihood of you spending the better part of tomorrow drunk/hung over.

I remember i managed to drink excessively for about 2 years without serious negative incidents, because of the Captain's Rules

#1 (The Prime Directive). Don't drink around work. Don't drink with people you work with you don't trust. Don't drink around people who are directly subordinate to you, especially if you are attracted to them.
#1a. BTW, I am quite the Kirk because i break the Prime Directive often.. but always with justification.

#2. Don't throw up. Don't get to that point.
#2a. If you do, don't destroy anything.

#3. Know your limits. Stop drinking before you feel sick, not when you feel sick. A good rule of thumb is to stop drinking when you start to feel really good. Then have fun. And keep track of where your limit lies for next time (and that rule #4 affects your limit).
#3a. If you do feel sick, you might be best off breaking rule #2.

#4. Eat first. Something that coats, and something that absorbs, in that order. First have something that will coat your stomach, like something oily or greasy (not too, though!) or milky (better). The something that absorbs on top of that, like bread.
#4a. If you don't eat, take your presupposed limit (from rule #3) and cut it in half. Empty stomachs are dangerous. The good part of puking is clearing out your system. A dry heave is the bad part, and its all you'll do if you have an empty stomach.

#5. Safety. Plan to stay over. Know where you are going to sleep. Don't get behind the wheel of a car, and make sure you plan exactly how you are getting home or to work, without endangering yourself or your license & insurance policy.

AMENDMENTS (added after bad times)
a) Liquor then beer.
b) Tequila doesn't go well as a parting shot.
c) Avoid smoke if your stomach gets bad.
d) Keep your eyes closed while you puke.
e) Avoid peer pressure to break any of these rules

Try to learn from my mistakes, and alcohol can be a nice alternative to feeling like yourself, to straddle the fine line between self-control and self abuse.
 
Posted by Jubilicious (Member # 99) on :
 
I see someone's made alcohol their party-time necessity.

Did you, as well, think drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze?

I bet they found you on the floor trying on someone's camisole at some point.

Silly boy.

I like that song, too. [Smile]
 
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
 
Well, if I had a million dollars, we'd build a treefort in our yard, so nyah.

Three times in the past three years, I think. In every case, owing to some form of poorly accepted ingestible, or in one case a combination of a poorly accepted ingestibles and a conflicting inhalable.

The absolute worst situation had nothing to do with alcohol however, but rather a past-expiry yogurt went down the hatch at midnight on the night before a term paper was due and decided to make a reappearance just shy of the bathroom door at about 5 in the morning. Stress does funny things, like make you comment to your friends when at the cafeteria about the yogurt being strange-tasting and runny but then not check the expiry date; it also keeps you glued to your keyboard until your uvula is being tickled by the sweet taste of dairy goodness and it's pretty clear you're losing containment.
 
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
 
My friend once dared me to eat the pepper out of one of those little packets at Tim Hortons. I thought nothing of it so I did. 5 minutes later my lunch was on the sidewalk. now whenever he mentions it I get the uncontrollable urge to feed him a couple dozen pepper packets.
 
Posted by Commander Paris (Member # 119) on :
 
^Nice friend you have there dabang
 
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
 
Oh well, i got him back by making him drink a couple mouthfuls of soya sauce. i told him i'd buy him a coke.
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
Captain Mike update: I had the flu. I felt better and got through a shift at work on Thursday, but on Friday i ate something and got a case of the bad stomach, and had one of my old anxiety attacks to boot (that just has not to do with my illness, but my continued desire not to take drugs for my anxiety).. ordered bedrest, i alphabetized and repolybagged all 8,000 comic books and then surfed a lot

If you are ever sick, this will keep you busy for a while: Recent Posts

Last night i got through work without being foolish enough to try and eat, but after work went out and ate some solid food. And kept it in. Yay. I feel great.
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
I must say, the cultural gap at these Forums is really widening. Either we're actually talking about how much we've thrown up recently, or we're getting postmodern in a way that leaves me totally baffled.
 
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by CaptainMike:
i alphabetized and repolybagged all 8,000 comic books

"Reorganizing your records, huh?"
"Yeah..."
"It's not alphabetical.."
"No."
"...Chronological?"
"Uh-uh...........autobiographical."
"Wow."
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
great movie...

and, should i desire to, i could put my comics in the order i got them. The first comic books i ever owned are Rom: Spaceknight #22, West Coast Avengers (mini) #3, Planet Terry #1 & ALF #32.
 
Posted by thoughtcriminal84 (Member # 480) on :
 
Now I don't feel so bad about the 1200 or so I have.

Now, have you ever organized them according to how "Good" a story they were? Of all my schemes, that one was the most bizarre.

alphabetical, no problem.
chronological order, eh, no thanks.
By company? sure.
By Country of Origin? yep.

Sadly, I even broke them into genres...superheroes here, horror comics there...war stories over there...

Archie is always in a world of his own.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
There is also the special "Larry Hama" catagory, which starts with GI Joe, and stops with GI Joe. Anything not falling inbetween GI Joe and GI Joe is burnt. Repeatedly.

"I must say, the cultural gap at these Forums is really widening. Either we're actually talking about how much we've thrown up recently, or we're getting postmodern in a way that leaves me totally baffled."

Uh, uh, tits. Tits cool. But what is cool? Eh?
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
postmodern

*glee*
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
I was afraid of that.
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
When i checked my webpage this morning the counter read 74657.. the person who visited before me got Voyager's registry.. doubt they appreciated it
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
The number, or your webpage? Sorry, you walked into that one. 8)
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
I wish my homepage got as many hits as my Crystal Pepsi page.. the damn things blowing up and everyone ignores the substance on the page that matters.
 
Posted by thoughtcriminal84 (Member # 480) on :
 
I dunno. Crystal Pepsi has a lot of substance.
 
Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
 
Yes...a blown up pepsi leaves lots of substance...at zombocom.
 
Posted by Nevod (Member # 738) on :
 
Ooh no, Nimrod is now possessed by hypnotizing rythms of Zombo
 
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
 
Hey Capt. Mike, I saw just the end of an article last night on Discovery.ca and they mentioned a particularly bad form of Salmonella that they haven't been able to trace to one source of food. Is it possible you managed to get your hands on something like that?
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
seems possible.. it would explain why i magically made a week long flu last for two.. im much better now.. solid food and stuff, in and out restored to their rightful cycles and orifices
 


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