Someone sent this to me. I filled it out. Once completed I got a good laugh, so I figured, what the hell, I'll put it here for you guys.
Go Here Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
You trawling duplicitous dick!
That isn't funny. Ok, well it's kind of funny, but I can see where it might hurt some other members.
FYI: this site will trick you and send all your precious information to the359 without any even token analysis. It feels great. I suggest you fill it in with bullshit.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Argh! Why must you ruin my fun???
Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
I have no secrets to hide and so The359 has info about me. So what?
Oh, BTW, if you do go over there, once you close or leave the main window, you'll get a whole bunch of pop-up windows.
[ April 11, 2002, 01:15: Message edited by: Dat ]
Posted by colin (Member # 217) on :
I answered the survey. I was shocked and mildly amused by the trick.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Sorry, 359. Those with privacy issues may not find this very amusing. Seriously. There may be some things they are not ready to share, you dig?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
mmmmm, well, I filled it out, but if you really wanted to know about Robin and Jane all you had to do was ask.....
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
I probably shouldn't have selected the optional question of "Whats your biggest secret in life?"...
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
finding out too much????
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Anyone who has "privacy issues" and types their private information into a random form on the Internet and hits the "submit" button doesn't deserve privacy...
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I love these online surveys. I always make sure to put in enough information to screw around with anyone whoever reads it. So, The359 is going to get an email telling him that I'm a compulsive bisexual masturbator who surfs porn sites all week because I have an utter lack of esteem in my abilities as a man. Oh, I also includes references to necrophilia.
Personally, I prefer the tests at www.thespark.com much better. They're still telling me I'm going to make love to a women before my 22nd birthday (note: I'm 23 now).
Dat: Here's a simple way to avoid pop-ups. I use a pop-up killer program called Pop-Up Stopper. It's available for free at www.panicware.com and works pretty well. My only problem with it is I need to disable it whenever I visit the forums that I read (since all links open in new windows).
[ April 11, 2002, 09:25: Message edited by: Siegfried ]
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Ooops... 359 knows that I'm a Trekkie now... Damn!!! Oh, I threw in the bisexual part since I couldn't put that I love white boiz. Oh well...
Posted by akb1979 (Member # 557) on :
Been there. Done that. Been had before. Needless to say that the person who sent it me got a right ear bashing! Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
So what'd you do about his left ear?
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
Hope Matt has a good laugh over the stuff I threw in there... Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
What the hell. I've nothing that needs hidden, might as well tell the truth...
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
See, most of these, I don't know who they belong to, because it just tells me your real life name.
Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :
Thanks for all those god-damn pop-up windows that WILL NOT ALLOW ME TO CLOSE THEM. Hope you never need a deer dead.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
I have my own SUV, I'll kill them myself...
Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
Well, I did warn you about them. Posted by akb1979 (Member # 557) on :
quote:Originally posted by Siegfried: So what'd you do about his left ear?
Oh ha ha! It was a her actually. She apologised straight away and deleted the file. Posted by Tora Ziyal (Member # 53) on :
Holy Shit.
Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :
Deborah was a Catholic girl, she held out to the bitter end. Carla was a different type, she's the one who put it in. Mary was a black girl, and I was afraid of a girl like that. Susan painted pictures sitting down like the Buddhists sat.
Reno was an aimless girl, a geographic memory. Cathy was a Jesus-freak, she liked that kind of misery. Vicky had this special way of turning sex into a song. Camella couldn't sing, kept the beat and kept it strong.
Xylla was an archetype, the voodoo queen the queen of rap. Joan thought men were second best to masturbating in the bath. Sherri was a feminist, she really had that gift of gab. Kathleen's point of view was this: take whatever you can grab.
Seattle was another girl who left her mark upon the map. Karen liked to tie me up, and left me hanging by a strap. Jeannie had this nightclub walk that made grown men feel underage. Mary Ellen who had a son said "I must go," but finally stayed.
Gloria the last taboo was shattered by her tongue one night. Mimi brought the taboo back and held it up before the light. Marilyn who knew no shame, was never ever satisfied. Julie came and went so fast, she didn't even say good-bye.
Well Rhonda had a house in Venice, lived on brown rice and cocaine. Patty had a house in Houston, shot cough syrup in her veins. Linda thought her life was empty, filled it up with alcohol. Katherine was much too pretty, she didn't do that shit at all.
Uh-uh. Not Katherine.
Pauline thought that love was simple, turn it on and turn it off. Jean-Marie was complicated, like some French film-maker's plot. Gina was the perfect lady, always kept her stockings straight. Jackie was a rich punk-rocker, silver spoon and a paper plate.
Sarah was a modern dancer, lean pristine transparency. Janet wrote bad poetry in a crazy kind of urgency. Tanya Turkish liked to fuck while wearing leather biker boots. Brenda's strange obsession was for certain vegetables and fruits.
Roeena was an artist's daughter, the deeper image shook her up. Dee-dee's mother left her father, took his money and his truck. Debbie-Rae had no such problems, perfect Norman Rockwell home. Nina sixteen had a baby, left her parents lived alone.
Bobbie joined a new-wave band, and changed her name to Bobbie-sox. Eloise who played guitar, sang songs about whales and cops. Terri didn't give a shit, just a nihilist. Ronnie was much more my style, she wrote songs just like this.
Jezebel went forty days drinking nothing but Perrier. Dinah drove her Chevrolet into the San Francisco bay. Judy came from Ohio, she's a Scientologist. Pomerante here's a kiss, I chose you to end this list.
88 Lines About 44 Women
[ April 13, 2002, 14:54: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snayer ]
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Well, that was certainly necessary.
Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :
I thought so.
Posted by akb1979 (Member # 557) on :
Huh? Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
Very nice Snay. Did you write it yourself?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Some of the lines I have heard in a song..... but that is all I remember about it....
I need to install a really HDD in my noggin....
Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :
Funny how I can find myself and many of my friends in there....
Posted by The Red Admiral (Member # 602) on :
you b*****d The 359, I fell for that horribly. Maybe I should have read the replies to your thread first. I used to be safely anonymous, but perhaps no more, lol. But anyway, there's no earth shattering secrets given away, but still, I feel gullible and stupid falling for this!
cool trick
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
What Jeff posted is a song. I forget who wrote it, though...
Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :
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