By clickling on "Random" I came up with this sure-fire plot:
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first Expose a Scientist. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Threat to our Children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Dark Gunslinger?
Stage Two
Next, you will Desecrate New York. This will cause countless hordes of Supernatural Creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Rage, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will Covertly Move your Opening of the Seven Seals, bringing about the End of All Things. This will all be done from a Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
It makes perfect sense, honestly. 8)
Posted by akb1979 (Member # 557) on :
From items of my choice:
Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure Stage One To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a senator. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you will seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of robot warriors to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with slaughter, as lesser men whisper your name in terror. Stage Three Finally, you will unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god. Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Items chosen at random:
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery. Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all Stage One To begin your plan, you must first Expose a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar? Stage Two Next, you will Contaminate/poison the Pacific Ocean. This will cause countless hordes of Mutant Race to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror. Stage Three Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about the End of All Things. This will all be done from a Warehouse, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god. Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Sigh. Who comes up with these crazy things?
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two Next, you will contaminate/poison the White House. This will cause countless hordes of soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with slaughter, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three Finally, you will unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about the apocalypse. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
Hmm... combined with that old "Things to Remember if You're an Evil Overlord" list, this could present a very real danger to civilization as we know it.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
I'm not sure how Mr. Poet will generate profit via destroying the universe, though. Insert your favorite Microsoft/Enron/Mobil joke here, I suppose.
But at least it has a second step.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Random:
quote:Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It\'s my nature
Stage One To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?
Stage Two Next, you will seize control of the White House. This will cause countless hordes of stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with dear god no, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three Finally, you will unleash your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about the end of all things. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Well, this isn't even surprising. But I seem to have skipped phase 1 (unless Julie has some money I don't know about) and moved straight on into 2. Good boy, W. Have a cooky.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
It would seem World Domination(tm) is in demand.
Posted by David Templar (Member # 580) on :
^Think again.
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One To begin your plan, you must first seduce a scientist. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two Next, you will seize control of United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of computer programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three Finally, you will covertly move your great supernatural forces, bringing about the end of all things. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
This was as close as I could get to Shinseki Evangelion. Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
pffff amateurs need a generator
Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One To begin your plan, you must first seduce a military general. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two Next, you will steal the White House. This will cause countless hordes of mean english teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the spice girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three Finally, you will reveal to the world your corporate takeover, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
After hitting the random button a few times, I got one I like: sould accumulation for the motive of love. I traumatize a scientist, and end up wearing another person's skin (the scientist's, I wonder?). Then I poison the White House, attracting a legion of supernatural beings. Finally, I stage a corporate takeover from a medieval castle, resulting in blood-stained rivers.
I just wish I got to assassinate a pope in there somewhere...
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