I was getting records from my parents because I was applying for a new job, and my parents couldn't remember what they did with or where they put my Birth Certificate and Social Security card, so, really, I don't exist as a person anymore! What a hoot!
[ May 05, 2002, 11:06: Message edited by: Jack_Crusher ]
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
If you're lucky, you will get recruited by the CIA
[ May 05, 2002, 11:30: Message edited by: Cartman ]
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I think that you can get new copies of your birth certificate and your social security card. For your birth certificate, I think you need to contact the department of records or vital statistics for the county (I think) that you were born in. I know that my birth certificate has a blurb at the bottom about getting copies from a government office. For the social security card, you get to fill out a lot of forms and stand in a lot of lines at a federal building. Loads of fun.
Of course, being recruited by the CIA could be kinda cool. Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Birth certificates are easy to get. It's going to cost money (e.g. $10 around here, or more or less depending upon where you are), but all it takes is a letter to the vital records department.
I wasn't even sure that getting a new SS card was possible, but I'll take Ziggy's word for it that it is. I'm not surprised, however, that it apparently takes a hell of a lot more effort.
Posted by YrdMehc (Member # 417) on :
My step-son had to get his all new also, the forms aren't too bad....
Posted by Fedaykin Supastar (Member # 704) on :
hehe - how do u get recruited by the CIA? [i'm hoping for a witty answer and not some real info - a flame wouldnt be too bad either]
well if u really wanted to tell us all how u get recruited - any people who don't exist, barring Mr Crusher ; please come forward!
Buzz
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Here you go, Jack_Crusher. It's from the FAQ of the SSA website. Apparently, you can do the request with online resources.
{Edit: Who the hell programs the government websites!? Damn superlong superannoying links that don't post well.}
[ May 06, 2002, 08:27: Message edited by: Siegfried ]
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
ummm.. maybe they have some sort of security thing going on.. maybe the government is trying that now
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
What about the Men In Black?
No, not THAT MIB, the REAL ones....
Posted by David Templar (Member # 580) on :
Are they even your real parents? Are you even human? Whose to say they didn't find you in a corn field or something? Tried lifting the living room piano lately? Glowing in the dark? Seeing things that no one else can?
Posted by YrdMehc (Member # 417) on :
He sees ghosts......
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
they're everywhere
why'd you type 'ghosts' instead of 'dead people'?.. edit! Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Well Jack, if you still can't find your identity then I suggest that you should sign up with the CIA so you can dye your hair and wear tight fitting and outrageous costumes on missions.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
"hehe - how do u get recruited by the CIA? [i'm hoping for a witty answer and not some real info - a flame wouldnt be too bad either]"
You have to fuck at least 3 members of royalty and 5 ducks up the arse.
Will that do?
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
quote:Originally posted by David Templar: Are they even your real parents? Are you even human? Whose to say they didn't find you in a corn field or something? Tried lifting the living room piano lately? Glowing in the dark? Seeing things that no one else can?
Add "Spontaneous Combustion of someone you don't like"?
Posted by YrdMehc (Member # 417) on :
trying to stay away from the over used lines.... Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Ah... Liam I hope you don't mean five d*cks up your hole all at the same time...
[ May 10, 2002, 01:00: Message edited by: Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge ]
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