This was funny when it was on Fark. Like a week ago. You are certainly un-hip to the jive of the new day talk.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on June 06, 2002 12:39 PM:
:::shrugs::: Meh. It was shoved at me tonight by someone. I don't peruse said sites. My internet life is far more boring than my real one. Sadly.
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on June 06, 2002 12:42 PM:
Me too.
Posted by Magna Ultrus (Member # 239) on June 06, 2002 12:46 PM:
What, with all the sex and beans and all. 31 must be a blast.
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on June 06, 2002 12:50 PM:
Leave the beans alone.
Sex = Bean induced fart smell Beans = Feeling of sex Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on June 06, 2002 01:26 PM:
Uh, if you've never had sex (and never want to), how do you know that beans feel like sex? I mean, what if your comparison based on?
And, er, if American Pie 3 was about you, would it be "American Pie 3: the Beans" ... ?
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on June 06, 2002 01:28 PM:
Wouldn't it have to be "American Bean"?
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on June 06, 2002 01:31 PM:
I'm thinking they'd want the publicity and name-recognition from "American Pie" ... so maybe it'd be,
"This summer, the next generation of high school virgins seek to lose their innocence ..."
AMERICAN PIE:
AMERICAN BEAN
Tag: How many places can you put your penis it doesn't belong?
Posted by Magna Ultrus (Member # 239) on June 06, 2002 01:31 PM:
Not Bean in America, at least.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on June 06, 2002 01:35 PM:
I don't think I'd be too surprised if Mr. Bean got beaned on occasion.
He was funny in "Four Weddings & A Funeral." Stuttering priest. But at least he wasn't molesting little children, so who can complain?
Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on June 06, 2002 08:24 PM:
So that 23-year old criminal got arrested by a "law enforcement law enforcement officer"? Must be an honour, to deal with such a well-versed professional. Sounds like "Who watches the watchers?" Who watches the police? Why, the police-police!
Um, what is it with everybody's linking to IMDB? We all know of Bean's awful bigscreen attempt, we don't need to know the name of the costume designer involved. I could've done that job, there must be some beige-green felt blazers at the second-hand stores in town...
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on June 06, 2002 10:16 PM:
quote:Originally posted by Snay: Uh, if you've never had sex (and never want to), how do you know that beans feel like sex? I mean, what if your comparison based on?
Supposed. I should have said that.
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on June 06, 2002 10:20 PM:
quote:Originally posted by Snay: Tag: How many places can you put your penis it doesn't belong?
Correction: How many fields can you buy from the owner and farm to death?
THE GUY WHO NOBODY REALLY CARES ABOUT
Starring Robert Austin and Patrick Stewart.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on June 07, 2002 06:49 AM:
What? You, sir, need to stop talking.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on June 07, 2002 07:05 AM:
Aha! I KNEW that that "Fred Sanford" name sounded familiar..!
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on June 08, 2002 12:26 AM:
Finally, we have tracked him down. But if that was in the 70s then surely he can't be 31...
Posted by thoughtychops (Member # 480) on June 08, 2002 12:37 AM:
Sanford is fucking immortal, man. He'll never die. The fact that he did is just a misconception.
Posted by The BWC (Member # 818) on June 08, 2002 01:06 AM:
I'm not black. But I am a protojay of his.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on June 08, 2002 01:08 AM:
A what?
Posted by The BWC (Member # 818) on June 08, 2002 01:10 AM:
You know.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on June 08, 2002 01:16 AM:
No, I don't. Why do you think I asked?
Start making sense. Soon.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on June 08, 2002 01:40 AM:
I think he means Protege.
Posted by The BWC (Member # 818) on June 08, 2002 01:51 AM:
Oh, that's how you spell it. Boy, do I feel dumb.
Posted by Magna Ultrus (Member # 239) on June 08, 2002 02:16 AM:
Yes, yes. Of course you feel dumb. Yes, yes. Now, I believe that your reign of dumb is nearing its final quarters, as if there was any cat, it would most likely be the same cat that was eaten and shat out in the thread about eating cats and shatting them out. Haha. Yes.
Once, I felt that there were considerable repercussions to those who felt the need to live under bridges, but I was young, and foolish then, and now my values have long since been tarnished.
Posted by thoughtychops (Member # 480) on June 08, 2002 02:42 AM:
Making sense. It's a privilege, not a right.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on June 08, 2002 05:10 AM:
'Making scents'... tee hee Posted by Magna Ultrus (Member # 239) on June 08, 2002 05:12 AM:
Of course, if you would have said "Making Cents", I would have given you each and every object that I currently own and other "favors", because that would have meant that you have secret knowledge that you should not have.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on June 08, 2002 11:18 AM:
curses...
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on June 08, 2002 11:28 AM:
He is seeing the light, we will turn him yet....
Shudders at the thought of 'other favors'.....
I only need 2,000,000 cents to get what I need....
![[Smile]](smile.gif)