Boy, I had a busy week. Sarah broke up with me. The reason why was that she stood there lookin mad a yellin at me saying that if I go over to Jim's and some other stuff about the sanitation around here (We can't help it. Bill is across the road.) she'll leave. So what did I do? Go over to Jim's. Well, on top of the fact I don't like her no way, I didn't care. Enough of that.
Ol Pastor Harold's daughter, Michelle, came in to town since she moved up the road between us and Wumpus Ridge since a couple years. Well, the only way I knew her was that I dated her in middle/high school and college. Why we broke up because she wanted to move to where she was and I wanted to stay in MoN. So she came back and saw how thing have improved over two years (The government MADE Bill clean up his place) she decided to stay. Well, since the a really big closet aka guest room got invaded by Japanese Fighting Hornets last year and she couldn't stay there, and she won't stay at Lorenzo's, the placed she picked was my house. Well, I had cleaned all that out earlier in the week before Sarah left I cleaned the bedroom (it fixed the sagging) I had to put all the junk up there to clean the mess. Well, when we saw each other again we instantly started dating and she slept upsatirs and i slept on the norm, the couch. Well, about 4 am a couple days later, the roof caved in because of the weight in furniture required to cover up the mess. Well, it turns out Jack had a room after all and we had to stay there. So good things did turn out, mostly because the layer of duct tape supporting the roof was wearing out. We can move in tomorrow, maybe. That was odd, Bill hasn't gave us any trouble, but the purpule glow in his window might suggest a bas case of leftover food mold.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
At least learn how to be funny before attempting humor.