We should make a Flare Drink guide.
Posted by David Templar (Member # 580) on :
Annoying newbie shows up: take as many drinks as you need to get violently drunk, and by violently we mean the @ss-kicking type
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Following those inhumanly strict rules could become problematic after a few rounds, I suspect.
Posted by ThoughtPyminal (Member # 480) on :
I've actually started a Flare Drinking Game...
Depending on whether or not I remain bored enough to keep up steam on it, it should be done soon.
My favorites so far:
Anytime First of Two apparently jumps in out of nowhere to defend America's honor on the boards, take a drink.
Whenever "fuck" is used instead of plain old fuck...take a drink.
If Psyliam and Vogon Poet seem to be having some kind of unspoken contest to Out-Brit each other, take a drink.
Snay mentions legos or jeeps: Drink. If he does both in the same post: take two.
Midget Sex is mentioned...take a drink. Take three drinks if Midget Sex completely hijacks a thread.
And so on. Oh yes, I even have two or three for myself. Not to worry.
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
That would most certainly lead to alcohol poisoning.
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Which is not necessarily a Bad Thing.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Drink: Anytime someone thinks that a member is gay who isn't, or vice versa. (I'm looking at you here Jeff).
Drink: Anytime Simon and UM both write a funny yet confusing post in the same thread.
Drink: Anytime Simon - in amougst the hilarity - quietly works in the fact that he thinks he's in a rut but doesn't want to make a big deal out of it.
Down the bottle: Anytime someone makes an abrupt change on a topic they've sworn never to change their mind on (cf jeff and guns).
Posted by BWC (Member # 818) on :
Take Two Drinks: Each time I say something stupid outside of Designs and Creativity
Drink: Each time I say something stupid inside Designs and Creativity.
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
Y'know, if we could get some of the newbies to play this game, we could thin the ranks really quick...
(Says Dan, who'd probably succumb to alcohol poisoning himself.)
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
This could make for an amusing response to the Defiant length/Various Reg Number debates...
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Drink: Everytime someone calls the refit-Constitution the Enterprise-class. And then punch the person who said it.
Take a double if someone then tries to come up with an explanation of how both names can be correct (and everyone ignores him).
Posted by David Templar (Member # 580) on :
^If I'm getting drunk and violent, I'm not wasting my energy on you people. I'm going to take it out on Trek BBS members! Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Here's one:
Have one shot of spirits whenever anyone says the Defiant is 120m because it was shown on screen at that length; have a double if anyone counters with the fact it was designed to be 170m. Continue with each alternating argument until dead.
And another:
When Charles says "Blah blah blah stops. Now." finish your drink, and everyone else's.
8)
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
A variant of the above:
Have a drinkle whenever anyone says that (SHIP) has (ATTRIBUTE A) because it was shown on screen; have a double if anyone counters with the fact that the (SHIP) was designed with (ATTRIBUTE B). Continue with each alternating argument until dead.
Posted by Jack_Crusher (Member # 696) on :
I have seen the TNG drinking game, but this is the first time I have seen the Star Trek drinking game. LOL!
Posted by Red BWC (Member # 818) on :
Are you ready to die of poisoning? Good. (Remeber - each thing I say is stupid counts as 2 drinks!)
Doo doo da da da na na na na dunt nanna na na na!
I have a big head! My head is huge! Big Fat head!
HELLO MY NAME IS BINGO!!
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
You really didn't have to go through that much trouble to stress your points.
[ July 31, 2002, 08:51: Message edited by: Colorful Cartman ]
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
You can't create rules involving yourself. So no.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
How's this then:
Every time BWC posts, take a bottle, grasp it firmly by the neck, smash the base off and use the resulting jagged implement to eviscerate the little fuck.
Posted by David Templar (Member # 580) on :
^I recommand draining the content of the bottle first, to reduce the mess and enhance the experience. Avoid tempered glass bottles, they don't produce jagged edges.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Cheerful, but way past my tolerance levels for a Wednesday.
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