Nimpim: How are you gentlemen !! Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Nimmy: All your food are belong to us.
Nimmy: You are on the way to parents.
Pregnant girl: What you say !!
Nimmy: You have no chance to escape make your time.
Nimmy: WHEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEE ....
Doctor: Take off every 'umbilical cord'
Doctor: You know what you doing
Doctor: Move 'baby'
Me: For great birthdays.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Blow out every candle.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Okay, I propose a new rule. Since there are a couple of hundred people here, everyone mentioning when their birthday is would get tedious.
Therefore, you are only allowed to post about your birthday if you make it amusing (like Nimmy has done here), or you are a complete twat. Because then I can insult you.
Posted by Nimpim (Member # 205) on :
Old Man with big beard and gnarled staph: "YOU SHALL NOT SASS!!!!" Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
A little late, but Happy Birthday, Nimmy.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Happy Happy Happy Birthdaaaaaaaaaay.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
I have no humor, therefore, I am a complete twat, and Liam can insult me....
mmmm, 1979... I was 11...
Posted by Nimpim (Member # 205) on :
Thank you all, I had a terrific party with punch and vegetables with dipsauce and shit, and there was much rejoicing. *yaaay...*
Spent two hours the day before the party and constructed a 110-song Winamp Playlist, seven hours straight. Much more fun than hauling out a bunch of CD's and putting them into place in some 50-CD jukebox thingamabobdole. Viva la Electronica.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
"dipsauce and shit"
Remind me NEVER to go to one of your parties.
Posted by Nimpim (Member # 205) on :
Never go to one of my parties Jeff because then you will eat feces [sic] from a bowl. Allright? Boy now I feel mature.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
As well you should.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Don't let Jeff get to you, Nimpim. He tends to get a bit huffy when the chef leaves the parmesian-garlic dressing out of the "dipsauce and shit." It makes him feel fancy.
And, happy belated birthday, by the way.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Yeah, Siggy makes a shitty shit.
Posted by Nimpim (Member # 205) on :
So he's on your shitlist?
Posted by The Mike Who Would Be Captain (Member # 709) on :
This party sucks! The dip is feculent!
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Well, if I knew it was going to be that kind of party, I'd have stuck... um... wait. Ew.
Posted by Nimpim (Member # 205) on :
Your memory gives you credit, Daniel-San.
Regardless, chips, dips and ogh* does a happy party make.
Any tips for my 25th? I plan to go out with a bang.
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Go out? You're not supposed to do that until you're, like, 100 years old. Posted by Nimpim (Member # 205) on :
Beavers and ducks, you're right!!! Now I'm going to have to rethink the whole scenario!
Posted by The Mike Who Would Be Captain (Member # 709) on :
i know.. it goes by so quick, and before we know it we'll be 29 and it'll be close to time for renewal. Who wants to run and ensure their lastday when they can take their chances in the fiery ritual of carousel?
Posted by Nimpim (Member # 205) on :
"We drink and we sing and we drink and we sing *HEY!* We drink and we drive and we puke and we drink *HEY!* We drink and we fight and we bleed and we cry *HEY! We puke and we smoke and we drink and we die, HEY!
I'd like a traditional irish 25th year birthday party now. Mmm...
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