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Nimpim
Member # 205
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War was beginning .
Pregnant Girl: What happen !
Doctor: Somebody knocked us up the bomb .
Nurse: We get signal .
Doctor: What !
Nurse: Main legs sprawl on .
Doctor: It's you !!
Nimpim: How are you gentlemen !!
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Colorful Cartman
Member # 256
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Nimmy: All your food are belong to us.
Nimmy: You are on the way to parents.
Pregnant girl: What you say !!
Nimmy: You have no chance to escape make your time.
Nimmy: WHEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEE ....
Doctor: Take off every 'umbilical cord'
Doctor: You know what you doing
Doctor: Move 'baby'
Me: For great birthdays.
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Vogon Poet
Member # 393
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Blow out every candle.
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PsyLiam
Member # 73
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Okay, I propose a new rule. Since there are a couple of hundred people here, everyone mentioning when their birthday is would get tedious.
Therefore, you are only allowed to post about your birthday if you make it amusing (like Nimmy has done here), or you are a complete twat. Because then I can insult you.
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Nimpim
Member # 205
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Old Man with big beard and gnarled staph: "YOU SHALL NOT SASS!!!!"
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Tahna Los
Member # 33
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A little late, but Happy Birthday, Nimmy.
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Snay
Member # 411
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Happy Happy Happy Birthdaaaaaaaaaay.
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Ritten
Member # 417
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I have no humor, therefore, I am a complete twat, and Liam can insult me....
mmmm, 1979... I was 11...
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Nimpim
Member # 205
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Thank you all, I had a terrific party with punch and vegetables with dipsauce and shit, and there was much rejoicing. *yaaay...*
Spent two hours the day before the party and constructed a 110-song Winamp Playlist, seven hours straight. Much more fun than hauling out a bunch of CD's and putting them into place in some 50-CD jukebox thingamabobdole. Viva la Electronica.
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Snay
Member # 411
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"dipsauce and shit"
Remind me NEVER to go to one of your parties.
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Nimpim
Member # 205
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Never go to one of my parties Jeff because then you will eat feces [sic] from a bowl. Allright? Boy now I feel mature.
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TSN
Member # 31
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As well you should.
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Siegfried
Member # 29
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Don't let Jeff get to you, Nimpim. He tends to get a bit huffy when the chef leaves the parmesian-garlic dressing out of the "dipsauce and shit." It makes him feel fancy.
And, happy belated birthday, by the way.
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Snay
Member # 411
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Yeah, Siggy makes a shitty shit.
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Nimpim
Member # 205
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So he's on your shitlist?
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The Mike Who Would Be Captain
Member # 709
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This party sucks! The dip is feculent!
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TSN
Member # 31
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Well, if I knew it was going to be that kind of party, I'd have stuck... um... wait. Ew.
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Nimpim
Member # 205
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Your memory gives you credit, Daniel-San.
Regardless, chips, dips and ogh* does a happy party make.
Any tips for my 25th? I plan to go out with a bang.
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Colorful Cartman
Member # 256
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Go out? You're not supposed to do that until you're, like, 100 years old.
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Nimpim
Member # 205
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Beavers and ducks, you're right!!! Now I'm going to have to rethink the whole scenario!
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The Mike Who Would Be Captain
Member # 709
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i know.. it goes by so quick, and before we know it we'll be 29 and it'll be close to time for renewal. Who wants to run and ensure their lastday when they can take their chances in the fiery ritual of carousel?
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Nimpim
Member # 205
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"We drink and we sing and we drink and we sing *HEY!* We drink and we drive and we puke and we drink *HEY!* We drink and we fight and we bleed and we cry *HEY! We puke and we smoke and we drink and we die, HEY!
I'd like a traditional irish 25th year birthday party now. Mmm...
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