During our most recent policy review meeting, Chris Martin, our Director of Special Member services, made what I feel is an excellent suggestion: "why not give a select group of Preferred members, longtime members who have fulfilled their commitment, the opportunity to join again with our great introductory offer, 10 CD's Free".
Well, Topher, I'm not interested in your new offer. Frankly, I don't have any more choices of CD's to buy at this current moment. What I'd like to know is, how did you know I was a member of one of those CD clubs? And how did you get such a cool job?
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
Christ, not another one. There's this Chris Martin, an actor Chris Martin, and another guy in the city who's a dealer. Posted by Yamashiro Den (Member # 510) on :
a dealer of fine china and antiques?
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
I think not.
There's also this artist Chris Martin, and some guy with a blank mind.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
All your alter-egos and ids....
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
It's a strange thing, but *every* sentient race has its own version of this 'Chris Martin.' I suspect it's one of those great universal mysteries which will either never get explained or which would drive you mad if you ever learned the truth.
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
Posted by Reverend (Member # 335) on :
quote: I suspect it's one of those great universal mysteries which will either never get explained or which would drive you mad if you ever learned the truth.
Well that would explain what happened to our Chris. Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
The unexplained part???
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Topher:
Again, I am not interested. How did you get my mailing address anyways? PLEASE STOP!!!
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