And that's not in an awe-inspired tone. But rather a Aw-Jesus-Fuck-A-Speedo-Goddamn kind of tone.
Posted by Free ThoughtCrime America (Member # 480) on :
What the fuck is this shit?
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Hey RAMA! Long time... no post...
Are you still frequently over at the Trekweb Boards?? Is O. Deus still there!?!
You missed some great starship discussions.
AndrewR
Posted by RAMA (Member # 380) on :
quote:Originally posted by AndrewR: Hey RAMA! Long time... no post...
Are you still frequently over at the Trekweb Boards?? Is O. Deus still there!?!
You missed some great starship discussions.
AndrewR
Hey Andrew, old buddy. I am over there occasionally, but not often. Odie is still there as a reviewer and doesn't rock the boat much. Its a quieter place. Its nice seeing some familiar faces around here. I was wondering if you knew what happened to any of the guys who used to post at Holodeck 3. You posted there right???
I am surprised to see there is a lack of new ship posts over there on the tech board. There have been so many new ones I guess its hard to keep up..
RAMA
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
I didn't post much to H3 - but there are some around here still that did... I'm pretty sure.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Aren't you that big brick with ear muscles the size of my arm? And arm muscles the size of my waist? Who makes Rambo look like that skinny kid from "Road Trip"?
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
how are you, oh mighty Vishnu? how is Sita doing? Sugreeva still hanging around?
Posted by LET CAPTAIN = MIKE THEN GOSUB 420 (Member # 709) on :
in-dex-dot-aitch-tee-em-el
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
in Sov.iet Russ.ia, aitch-tee-em-el-in-dex-dot.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
There is not a rolly-eyed animated GIF large enough to express what I'm feeling.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
then maybe you should make one.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
I was not exaggerating. The scale I have in mind is impossible. It can only be grasped secondhand, via analogy, or something.
Posted by Nimpim (Member # 205) on :
Heh, I used to have that Batman-.sig.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
wow. i've never heard of a rolly eye so big it could only be grasped using analogy. Sol, i think you're on to something.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nimpim: Heh, I used to have that Batman-.sig.
Posted by LET CAPTAIN = MIKE THEN GOSUB 420 (Member # 709) on :
how bout this:
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
No, that's too big.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
uh oh, i don't need an analogy to understand that emoticon.
Posted by Solommagnus de Pym (Member # 239) on :
Luckily for you, you have an active and fertile imagination.
Anything larger than a beachball befuddles me, in any event.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
i can't say i'm surprised, Magnus.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by EdipisReks: uh oh, i don't need an analogy to understand that emoticon.
me either.
Posted by RAMA (Member # 380) on :
quote:Originally posted by Snay: Aren't you that big brick with ear muscles the size of my arm? And arm muscles the size of my waist? Who makes Rambo look like that skinny kid from "Road Trip"?
Um..well Sylvester Stallone is a bit short compared to me, a downright speck of dust..but then again, I'm also a really big starship the size of Manhattan, so its all relative.
BTW, with my mighty ear muscles I can hear you groaning at a million paces.
RAMA
Posted by RAMA (Member # 380) on :
quote:Originally posted by AndrewR: I didn't post much to H3 - but there are some around here still that did... I'm pretty sure.
So what are the current starship topics you're most interested in? :-)
RAMA
Posted by RAMA (Member # 380) on :
quote:Originally posted by Free ThoughtCrime America: What the fuck is this shit?
What exactly?
RAMA
Posted by Solommagnus de Pym (Member # 239) on :
This shit, obviously.
Posted by Free ThoughtCrime America (Member # 480) on :
Jesus, I miss BWC.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
i miss cyanide. i might have to get reacquainted fast like.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
quote:Originally posted by RAMA: Um..well Sylvester Stallone is a bit short compared to me, a downright speck of dust..but then again, I'm also a really big starship the size of Manhattan, so its all relative.
BTW, with my mighty ear muscles I can hear you groaning at a million paces.
RAMA
Erm, you actually think you're the ship named Rama? Dude, it's just a book!
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
no, you see, he's the Vishnu avatar Rama! Rama can hear with his ears!
Posted by LET CAPTAIN = MIKE THEN GOSUB 420 (Member # 709) on :
I REFUSE TO SHOW ANY OF YOU MY SPEEDO
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
Thank goodness for small favors.
Posted by RAMAGNUS PYM (Member # 239) on :
Fuck Microsoft Paint. I wish I could pirate something better. It comes out all pointillated, and shit.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Oh sweet merciful crap...
"It's the end of the world as we know it..."
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
I don't understand a single thing that's been said here... and I don't think I want to.... I need my teddy bear.....
~LOA
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
quote:Originally posted by LOA: I don't understand a single thing that's been said here... and I don't think I want to.... I need my teddy bear.....
~LOA
I'm with you. First there was a giant rolly eyed thingy, then a satanic looking guy in a speedo... I'm getting creeped out. I need my Ninja Turtle doll, and a good psychiatrist after this...
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Ninja Turtle doll...?
Posted by RAMA (Member # 380) on :
quote:Originally posted by RAMAGNUS PYM: Fuck Microsoft Paint. I wish I could pirate something better. It comes out all pointillated, and shit.
Damn I look good. *LOL* But the ears need a litle work. I guess they were caught in a mechanical rice picker.
You know, it was bad enough seeing one guy in a speedo, you don't need to aggravate it by showing me another...
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
Note to self: need to disable HTML for mortals...
Posted by Free ThoughtCrime America (Member # 480) on :
It's Leonard Nimoy's child of love!
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
I think the good captain is undeserving of such a fate.
Posted by LET CAPTAIN = MIKE THEN GOSUB 420 (Member # 709) on :
Um.. Chucky?
#1) One of your more senior members specifically requested a large emoticon.
#2) I've resized your emoticons before without any comment from you or any of your moderators.
#3) I abided by your previous warning (when you locked the thread) and I have not posted it again.
Could you please fix the freaking page?
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
I'm the senioriest! Not really.
And my request was intended to be metaphoric! Though I appreciate the effort. So, like, I'm all about the responsibility here. Especially since today has been so tense. Love and peace. AND HARD ROCKING TO THE BEAT, DAWGS!
I mean, yes. My fault. Mea culpa. What does that mean? My culpability? Weird.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I am both shocked and in awe at the same time. Speedos -- Gift from God or Curse of the Devil?
In the meantime, I'm going to hug my kitty.
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
When the stupidity stops - the direct, intentional stupidity directed at everyone - those being punished with the unending rolleyes will be removed from their personal hell....
I couldn't give a flying shit if God Himself requested them - seeing the bloody things in three topics within moments of each other is both stupid and unacceptable. It will not occur again.
The sort of juvenile bullshit that's been rampant around here lately is not acceptable.
If you want to fuck around with each other, then go do it somewhere else. This is not the place.
This goes for everyone. Edipis, UM, you too.
I will *PERSONALLY* be keeping an eye on each and every post made on this board over the next week.
This is NOT something that I should need to do, and I am fucking pissed off that I'm going to end up having to do it. The entire reason that I'm not around much is that I've never NEEDED to be around much. Clearly this has changed.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
quote:Originally posted by RAMA:
quote:Originally posted by AndrewR: I didn't post much to H3 - but there are some around here still that did... I'm pretty sure.
So what are the current starship topics you're most interested in? :-)
RAMA
Oohhh... nitty gritty stuff around here atm.
Getting a hold of an actual visual of the Buran model.
Giving the Starfleet Symbol from TOS the recognition it deserves!
Getting Unseen Frontier back on the presses!!
Eagerly awaiting the next Communicator that might have lots of nice new Excelsior study model pics... I SWEAR that 'preview' pic of one of them has 4 nacelles.
Just finished my Guess the Captain competition! Winner: Snay. Captain: The whiniest captain to grace the Star Trek universe!
That's to begin with.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"...seeing the bloody things in three topics within moments of each other is both stupid and unacceptable."
How so? I mean, I'm all for mkaing life difficult for Mike and Edipis, but I'm not seeing how the giant-smiley thing qualifies as valid grounds. The fact that they're obnoxious is, but not the giant smiley.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
RAMA, I have to say one thing - I have seen one photo of you before - and you had a black goatee... so however long ago that was... can I just say one thing after clicking one of your links... quit the hair-bleaching... it doesn't look right. But ultimately it's up to you innit!
And Cap'n Mike - loose the 'green' facial hair. It's a little... festy ;o)
Posted by LET CAPTAIN = MIKE THEN GOSUB 420 (Member # 709) on :
I posted one, count it, one, off-the-wall concept in picture resizing. that i've done before without incident. don't hold me responsible for someone else thinking what i did was suddenly necessary in every thread. copying and pasting another poster's single post and then spamming the board with it does not make the original poster responsible, does it?
other than that, and getting pissed at UM insinuating that i engage in the use of illegal drugs while i work, this has seemed like a pretty normal time at Flare.
care to clue me in at what else i've done wrong lately so that i may avoid repeating it while under your superior observation, great one? cuz i kinda feel in the dark about this one.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
quote:Originally posted by LET CAPTAIN = MIKE THEN GOSUB 420: care to clue me in at what else i've done wrong lately so that i may avoid repeating it while under your superior observation, great one? cuz i kinda feel in the dark about this one.
green... facial... hair... !
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
i posted it once, and in a place where it's use was very valid. and i didn't copy and paste. i know how to do that by myself, thank you .
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
quote:Originally posted by The359: Ninja Turtle doll...?
Yeah, It's a big stuffed Ninja Turtle doll. Michelangelo to be specific. I've had it forever. I love that thing.
Posted by Free ThoughtCrime America (Member # 480) on :
If you can't sleep with a ninja turtle, why sleep at all?
Posted by Free ThoughtCrime America (Member # 480) on :
quote: The sort of juvenile bullshit that's been rampant around here lately is not acceptable
You've created a monster.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Do you eat pizza with it?
Michaelangelo had the yellow mask/bandanna didn't he?
Posted by RAMAGNUS PYM (Member # 239) on :
Orange!
Turd!
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Leonardo == blue Donatello == purple Raphael == red Michelangelo == orange
And they used katanas, a bo, sais, and nunchucks, respectively. I think that's also the order they appeared during the opening theme.
Why do I know these things?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
How many nuns could a nunchuck chuck, if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Hey - it was a cartoon - and it looked like yellow to me. Turd? Grogan!