I'm at the library. There's this incredibly gorgeous Asian woman sitting 2� meters in front of me at the 11:30 position. I want to go over to her & introduce myself & end up ravaging her. But I can't. :::sighs::: Oh well.
Posted by Solommagnus de Pym (Member # 239) on :
I trust she's not browsing the young adult sections.
Posted by LET CAPTAIN = MIKE THEN GOSUB 420 (Member # 709) on :
Ultra Magnus == asshole.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
I am all a-buzz with confusion. Where is the happiness and the good-natured ribbing?
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Heh..no, she wasn't UM. That's downstairs.
She left. I went after her. And I still pussied out because I lost her in a mass of college students. Oh, well. I never "go after" women anyway. Never know what to say. (And to preempt UM, no, "Would you like some candy?" doesn't work above age 15.)
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
"would you like some candy?" works with everybody, if you have a gun with you when you ask.
Posted by Solommagnus de Pym (Member # 239) on :
Damn! Arrogated again!
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
yayayayayayayayayayay! poo!
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
and Magnus, nobody made any undue claims about you. and Maggie old goat, you never answered my question as to why you were sad that you were flying.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Shik, just keep trying, eventually you'll screw it up a few times, but after you give it a bit of practice you'll get it....
You can't be afraid of rejection, which is the biggest stumbling block, after that it is all good...
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
"The 11:30 position?" What, so she was sitting ahead and slightly to the left of you, and also directly behind you? Mmm. . . Asian twins. . . Well, there must be something about them given the amount of spam I seem to get regarding such things.
Oh, wait, you say she was 2� metres in front, so that rules that out. So unless "the 11:30 position" is some kind of contortive sexual signal (in which case you totally misread her signals, and should have hurried to catch up). . .
It would of course be tasteless of me to ask if instead you mean she was joining the other kids in line for their 11:30 glass of milk.
So, what? You're just being very exact about where she was in relation to you? 'Cause, bad luck dude, if she'd been at 09:30 or even 10:00, you'd totally have scored. 8)
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Everywhere I go, I'm surrounded by beautiful women. I go off to school, and it's beautiful women in my classes, in the hallways, walking outside, studying in the library, and doing girly things that both excite and perplex me. I go off to work and have to deal with five beautiful women (2 with serious boyfriends, 2 married, and 1 with a semi-serious boyfriend). I go home, and there are beautiful women in my apartment complex. I go out shopping, walking, jogging, cruising, eating, stalking, and it's nothing but beautiful women here, there, and everywhere.
And it's always "looky no touchy." Damn.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Become a pimp.
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
What a novel idea.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I could never be a pimp. I doubt that my penis meets the size requirements.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
UM: "I trust she's not browsing the young adult sections."
Shik: "Heh..no, she wasn't UM. That's downstairs."
Heheheh - I hope that wasn't a euphamism, there, Shik! LOL!
Posted by LET CAPTAIN = MIKE THEN GOSUB 420 (Member # 709) on :
pimps dont need penises (peni? penae?).. they sell the girls to the guys with penae, they let other guys penis the girls, then slap the girls til they get their part of the money. in some situations, you can take that statement and replace 'girls' with 'midgets' (as i assume would happen in the Siegfried Universe�™)
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Hey, leave the midgets and the Siegiverse out this. But a large penis is needed for pimping so that the PimpDaddy can get the respect he needs from his associates and employees.
Regardless of my extracurricular activites, I'm still stuck with the problem of being unable to approach women with the prospect of engaging in romantic overtures. I think I'm just going to subscribe to a dating service of place a personal ad in the newspaper.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"...penises (peni? penae?)..."
Penes.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
*sigh*
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Was that exasperation, or... erm... longing?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Mayhap, exasperated longing???
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
That's what I was wondering about that... wierdly placed *sigh*.
Maybe it was a dreamy sigh!?! Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
It was exasperation. Too many possible jokes!
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
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