I wish I was in Tijuana ... eating barbequed iguana.
[ November 24, 2002, 08:22: Message edited by: Snay ]
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Is "iquana" related to the iguana?
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Nixpicker.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
He's on a wavelength far from home.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Nixpicker."
Careful there. I'll get you banned for insulting me.
Posted by Nimpim (Member # 205) on :
I wish I was in St. Ives, with seven wives.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
I like Charles - When he howls.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I wish I was dead. Or that I had an ice cream cone. Either of the two will suffice. Though I prefer the ice cream.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Was that a haiku? Posted by The Mike from C.A.P.T.A.I.N. (Member # 709) on :
The Flare board, fucked up--
Many geekboys dance strangely
Then Charlie slaps them
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Siegfried's Flare Haiku:
Siegfried Unlucky in love The Pompatus needs women Condoms for us all.
Topher Man of the porno Man of the Sci-Fi ideals Fear his mad ship skillz.
Snay Woodland creatures scared Here comes Benson in his Jeep Another deer dies.
Captain Mike Alcohol rules all Dedication to woman love Has Trans-Virgin Drive.
Charles Capps Call him Chuckie not Wields power of the Flare board He will ban your ass.
LOA Cars, cats, men, stalkers Poor girl has stories to tell Enjoys castration.
PsyLiam Worship this psych stud Dresses in frilly britches Real men wear dickies.
Sol System All powerful Sol He holds a magic power Just down in his pants.
TSN Nitpicking galore Nothing escapes his notice He will know I miscount.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Okay, I wouldn't have noticed that if you hadn't said anything.
I'm insulted! Someone ban him!
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
*glad my name isn't brought up in a thread...again*
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
No more with Ron Moore He is married to beauty About Trek knows zip
Guess! Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
The359 Ask him about cars Encyclopedic knowledge He is a hottie.
**runs for cover** Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
OK, it seems I've been relegated from the 'Hot' List to the 'Not' List. 8(
I wish. . . I wish. . . Ah! I wish I could fly, right up to the sky, but I can't.
First quoting of Orville at Flare?
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Now you're making me want to remove that outdated picture from my profile.
I don't know if I like being the car guy or the forums or not...
Posted by Peregrinus (Member # 504) on :
Aw, none for me, Sigfried...?
--Jonah
Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
Don't think you would want one about you. I sure don't want one about me.
Posted by Peregrinus (Member # 504) on :
Wuss... Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
I'm on a mexican, radio, I'm on a mexican, whaoo, radio, radio.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Peregrinus He knows his tech well Knows deflectors and warp cores Dislikes Star Trek Six.
Dat He needs a good job This economy does suck Screw you Mister Bush.
Tahna Los Master of Star Trek He has amassed many posts But I am ahead.
Omega Anti-Snay extreme Conservative values good I avoid Flameboard.
Vogon Poet Recently married He wedded the canary Three cheers for Vogon.
Ryan McReynolds Does not say a lot Lives only four hours from me Can you say "stalker?"
Nim Pim I used to believe that I was the token nut I bow to you sir.
Mark Nguyen Bridges, bridges, yay Designs them all day and night Zimmerman trainee.
Aban Rune He has the talent I have visited his site I cry in envy.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
I'm omitted from the list! ....now my secret organization of shadowy agents in unmarked black helicopters and utility blue government sedans can carry out our work with impunity.
Many thanks from (censored by the Agency for Homeland Security )
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
#5 poster, and I'm not in the first OR second Haikufest? Shame...
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
First of Two Conquering the globe All shall bow before the Borg World Dominator.
MaGiC Cat of nine tails, ooh Need some fresh men to question I get what I want.
Jubilicious Look at the colors Love all the flowing artwork I am the artist.
Posted by Nimrod Pimding (Member # 205) on :
Siegfried our friend is quite terse, but he knows how to handle a verse, Though his poems are fine and the nudges seem kind he should stop 'fore he lies in a herse. Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I'm thinking about switching to dirty lymericks, actually.
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
yay! Dirty limericks!!!! Give us some, Siggy! Whoo, hoo!!!!! *claps hands* Posted by Daryus Aden (Member # 12) on :
I wonder how long he can keep this up.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Not very much longer. I've gone beyond scraping the bottom of the barrel for Haikus. I've picked that barrel up and started digging under it. There's only so many ways you can say, "Yeah, he knows more about Treknology than I ever will."
In the meantime...
Daryus Aden Order of Curry The protector of the spice Curry for us all.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
I believe convention states I should begin this with a "you asked for it."
In the dreams of a certain Greek letter, Things couldn’t be seen as much better. For once asleep, rumoured pictures are real. (Those ones that much of LOA reveal.) My word! Things downstairs just got wetter.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
*sniff*
What am I... PecAN Pie? (At least Janeway'd eat me ;o) )
i.e. I don't have a haiku!
[ November 26, 2002, 22:47: Message edited by: AndrewR ]
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
Um, hello? I'm waiting for the dirty limericks still, and I'm getting VERY impatient.... don't tease me like this! Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Someone's in a mood... Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Hey, look, lady. I'm only one man here, and I'm rusty on dirty lymericks. I'm doing the best that I can!
Remember haikus are easy; lymericks are hard.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
There was a young woman named Carol who really enjoyed getting anal, One night her man missed and caused her to hiss, Carol now sticks to oral.
There was a shy guy named Paul who's penis was remarkably small, When his girl opened his fly she remarked with a sigh, "I should have fucked your brother instead."
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Oy, wait until Chuckles reads these... Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Hmm... I guess I'm going to be fired.
On the bright side, I'll have more time to play Dance Dance Revolution.
Posted by Peregrinus (Member # 504) on :
There once was a girl from La Pass, Who was renouned for her fabulous ass. It wasn't rounded and pink As you'd normally think, But was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
--Jonah
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
*LOL* What? I thought by dirty, you mean around dingy and needing to be laundered! I had NO idea you meant "dirty"!
Oy, vey.... stop the insanity before Charles catches it.... I didn't really expect you to follow through.....
I love this place.. you guys totally light up my life! Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Hey, I'm just thrilled that a woman actually wanted me to use my perverted sense of humour. Plus, said woman did tell me "give us some" and "don't tease me like this!" I mean, that just really brightened my day.
And, yes, I'm stopping. I feel like crap and need to see if I can slip into a doctor's appointment today. Bleh. Sick before Thanksgiving.
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
I can only .
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I could write something starting w/ "There once was a woman named LOA / Whose favorite sex toy was a boa", but not much else rhymes w/ those, and the bestiality reference is almost pushing the limits even of my taste.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
In posts she's quite coy Yet she's off to Hawaii with a boy So the Flareites conclude she's a go-er?
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
I was just about to suggest 'go-er'... what does this say about me... or you... or both of us! LOL!
Andrew No Haiku
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
That only works if her favorite toy is a Boer, which is, uh, slightly different.
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
Siggy = sick? I'm sorry, sweety... that sucks, but I'm with ya on it, at least..... :-P
I've got mono. And Bronchitis. And an ear infection. And a sinus infection.
It just keeps getting better and better...... Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"I was just about to suggest 'go-er'... what does this say about me... or you... or both of us!"
That you don't pronounce "er" correctly?
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Or that you actually pronounce it the way it's spent, in which case you're spending far too much time in that library. It's pronounced "goer" and maybe I shopuld have spelt it that way, but then no doubt there'd have been a little Nixpixky voice asking which completely different word I'd misspelled. Ogre? Actually, that almost rhymes with LOA. . . 8)
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
"The way it's spent"???? Waz zat meyn?
you can use go-er - cause a lot of words are 'bent' to fit rhymes.
There are a few Maori words that would rhyme with LOA.
There was the Moa, a now extinct, large, flightless bird (the largest there was I think - Much larger than an Emu (and that is pronounced ee-myew NOT e-moo (Bloody Americans! ) found in New Zealand.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Lee: My point was that you would have to be pronouncing it "goa". Either that, or you call Liz "LOER".
Posted by The Mike from C.A.P.T.A.I.N. (Member # 709) on :
of course, here in Rhode Island we would skip that 'r' all together as a matter of course.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Same as in Australia
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
My point exactly.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
quote:Siggy = sick? I'm sorry, sweety... that sucks, but I'm with ya on it, at least..... :-P
Thanks, LOA.
If I had an internet connection at my parents' house, I would have chatted with you on Thanksgiving Day. Lord knows I was in no condition to do much of anything else. All total, I got a fever, a sore and swollen throat, sinus congestion, and headaches (when I should have gotten turkey, dressing, broccoli-cheese caserole, and mashed taters). My thanksgiving dinner was turkey broth with rice.
I'm sorry to hear that you were also sick. I hope you get to feeling better soon.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
I wish ...
I knew how to do a haiku then I'd join in and write one about my dream car the 2002 Nissan S15 Silvia.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Haiku is simple You count syllables broken to five seven five.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Siegfried His throat's now sore and All ache for his soothing verse. Get well soon, Pompatus.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Thanks, Balaam. I'm definitely feeling much better now.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Syllables do not a haiku make.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Also, aren't the three lines completely seperate? Yours Balaam run into each other.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Well my disdain for the formal conventions of verse (it is poetry, afterall, not something serious like backgammon) are precisely why we need our Bard back. I can picture Siegfried with a lute. He's already got a cloak (or was that more of a cape?).
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
The art of haiku-- Difficult for Westerners. Help is provided. Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Message on my screen: "Fatal error has occurred" All I see is blue.
Sorry to tell you, This page, it exists no more. Error 404.
Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
I see Shik's webpage It can help many people There is no problem
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