quote:Birthday Billion for Onassis Heiress Jan 29, 12:43 PM EST
ATHENS, Greece (AP) -- A few signatures in a Swiss office and it will be over: half the Onassis shipping fortune will pass to the young heiress who is one of the last descendants of a tormented family.
Athina Roussel, who reaches the inheritance age of 18 Wednesday, takes on a difficult role along with her great wealth.
What will she do with the fortune, estimated at $700 million to $1 billion, that has made her one of the world's wealthiest teenagers
Only if this isn't part of stupid reality TV stunt brought to us by FOX.
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Think she could go for an old fat balding married guy with no money? I'm sure I could get permission from my wife.
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
Grokca: Didn't the state of Utah outlaw polygamy a while ago? Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
Grokca's Canadian, so I don't think he'd be allowed...
I, on the other hand, am 18. And unattached. Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Nice personality.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Let's see... Consult the OmegaLust Dictionary... "Personality"... P... E... Ah, here we go. "Personality. n. = Tits."
Posted by E. Cartman (Member # 256) on :
When she turns 21, she'll inherit another $1.5 billion. And, as they say, money talks. Screams. Shouts.
Posted by Daryus Aden (Member # 12) on :
Good luck to you. Any of you.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Dang, and I thought this thread was going to be news that they have finally developed a real Buffy-bot. Posted by Tora Ziyal (Member # 53) on :
This is sad.
Posted by Daryus Aden (Member # 12) on :
So short a time in Britan and she's already developed a talent for massive understatement .
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
quote:Originally posted by TSN: Let's see... Consult the OmegaLust Dictionary... "Personality"... P... E... Ah, here we go. "Personality. n. = Tits."
"In The Year 2000...Men will finally begin to like women for their personalities.
In a related story, women's breasts have been renamed 'Personalities'"
-Conan O'Brian
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Doh...
Posted by E. Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Oh, I can feel my partially Greek blood flowing through my members.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
quote:Originally posted by E. Cartman: Oh, I can feel my partially Greek blood flowing through my members.
Oh, too many choices. . .
1. What, you have a rare blood group and people you donate blood to have to join a special club?
2. Want a DP scene in your porn film? Why hire two male actors when you can just get Cartman?
3. We replaced some of Cartman's non-Greek blood with Turkish blood. Let's see if he turns into Cyprus. . .
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Those are our only choices? They all suck...
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
The third one was funny.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
I wonder if Charles, as the moderator and thus, incarnation of Flare, ever feels the blood running through is members. It is going to suck to be her. I mean it'll be great having billions of dollars, but she's going to have a hard time figuring out who her real friends are now.
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
crikey. give me a few days with her, i'll work on it.
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
When looking at that picture of Athina I'm starting to wonder how deep the greek girlscout-corps has been infested with marijuana?
Limp arms, glossy stare, by the looks of it she's putting that money to good juice.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Might be good for the slumping British Columbian economy.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Does she ever talk to a Kennedy? I mean now she can do campaign contributions to her stepfamily.