In case anyone missed me, I've been on the Oregon coast for the past five days. Crabbing. Dungeness. Yum.
Anyways, I'm back now.
Ta, -MMoM Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
*cricket chirps*
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
This is really beginning to become all too common.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
tumbleweed rolls by...
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Well, I'm off to Milan next weekend, and the Dominican Republic a couple of weeks after that. I'm sure my absence will leave an aching void in all your lives.
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Void? What void?
Hey, pass the Bloody Caesar!!!! PARTY TIME!!!!
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
When the hell did you people all get lives?
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
They must have poked their heads up and taken a look around. It's life, Matt. You'll miss it if you don't open your eyes. Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Save Ferris! Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Sorry. I've been off having sex. I mean I love you guys...but none of ya are my type.
Posted by The Mighty Monkey of Mim (Member # 646) on :
Ew.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
quote:Originally posted by Shik: Sorry. I've been off having sex.
Just make sure you have her home in time for 'Rugrats'.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Well-PLAYED, sir! But she's 21.
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
NONE of us are your type? Not even me? Why not? I'm cute, I'm fun, and unlike most everyone else here, I have a vagina!
~LOA
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
I should certainly hope so.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
quote:Originally posted by LOA: NONE of us are your type? Not even me? Why not? I'm cute, I'm fun, and unlike most everyone else here, I have a vagina!
Which we'd ALL love to see. But you're also a devout Christian, which immediately takes you out of the running due to certain incompatibilities in operating systems. You're a Windows user, whereas I'm more....OS/2 Warp or something. Maybe Unix.
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
Then I must be using DOS on an 8086 Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
LOA has a vagina...who knew? Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
I just thought of a really sick joke, but, no. Even I draw the line at some things. <8\
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
quote:Originally posted by Shik: You're a Windows user, whereas I'm more....OS/2 Warp or something. Maybe Unix.
So that makes you incompatible with almost anything useful? Or obselete.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by LOA: NONE of us are your type? Not even me? Why not? I'm cute, I'm fun, and unlike most everyone else here, I have a vagina!
~LOA
So post a pic already! Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
A pic of her? Or a pic of her vagina? She has posted pics of herself before.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Well I missed it (or both!). Pretty women are good. Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
I think the official LOA gallery is http://frankg.dgne.com/loa Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Purdy indeed in a young Jodi Foster kinda way. NO vagina pics?!? I am sorely disapointed. I like the prom pic of you and your boy (the small one with the blue background) you look like you should be atop a cake! Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
hmmmm..... the LOAOA is in serious need of updating.... someone should be keeping up on it better... I've posted like 3 pictures in recent months that aren't posted yet..... not to mention the ones that only a select few of you have
~LOA
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
What, like this (slightly modified) number?
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
I'll tell you what, though, that Trent Reznor wears some fishnets too, he does.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Why did you black out so much of LOA? From the pic she's a black Shmoo! Nice little vamp girl to the right there though...
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
He looks like an over-excited Uri Geller?
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
Wouldn't you, with a bloodsucking gothic standing less than two feet away?
Are you into wearing Birkas LOA? Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
quote:Originally posted by PsyLiam: [QUOTE]So that makes you incompatible with almost anything useful? Or obselete.
Mmmmmyeah, pretty much.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I blacked out so much of the picture because it hides the situation which is the reason I'm not allowed to show the picture to anyone.
Posted by Tora Regina (Member # 53) on :
What, she's topless or something?
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
She's a robot.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
She's wearing her pasties.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
She's a mass of tenticles and pseudopods.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I can neither confirm nor deny any of the above suggestions. Especially any regarding what she is (or isn't) wearing.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Or perhaps you mean the terrible secret of her true identity!
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
Liam's face says it all.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Liam: Unmasked
It looks like the cover of that KISS album!
LOL!
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
We really need a new photo of me. One where I'm not the colour of a beetroot.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Awww... Look at the widdle Liam! He's so kyooot!
**pinches his cheek**
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
quote:Originally posted by PsyLiam: We really need a new photo of me. One where I'm not the colour of a beetroot.
Yeah, sorry 'bout that. I went looking for the pirate shirt pic but couldn't be arsed to really hunt. I did have an adjustment layer in there which pulled your beetness down a shade, but it must've gotten mixed up in the shuffle. It does make you look like you might be kind of embarassed.
(Yet another attempt in my never-tiring effort to win LOA's heart by unflatteringly, disturbingly even, Photoshopping her image. She'll come around, just you wait and see...) Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
*not quite sure what to make of that image* Keep trying, sweety.... there's still a ways to go before you win my heart Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by PsyLiam: We really need a new photo of me. One where I'm not the colour of a beetroot.
Sunblock: not your enemy. Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Christ Almighty, that is some red.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
I am so glad I didn't see this earlier.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
But I'm not normally red! I am whiter than the holiest set of angel PJ's.
(Er, that's angel as in God's work doing thing. Not as in Buffy's ex, for he would wear PJ's as black as the darkest night.)
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
That's the classic UK-genome right there. My irish cousins also react like that, they usually carry Sun block Factor 30 all through the summer.
But since you guys have a higher percentage of people with Type 1 or 2 skin (out of 5), you respect the sun more and take care of yourselves.
We swedes are very sunhungry and reckless, which is why we have a much higher percentage of skin cancer here. That stupid, vain and dangerous invention called "solarium" isn't helping either.
They have a pill for it now, though. Pigmentation increase. Will hit the market any year now.
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
Any, uh, side-effects we should know about?
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
I'm one quarter Irish, and I've just found out that I've also got unknown quantities of German and French in me (ooh er). But yeah, I'm pale, freckly, and don't tan. I'm just counting my blessings that I'm not ginger.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
So you're part French? LET THE BASHING COMMENCE! Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Cartmaniac: "Any, uh, side-effects we should know about?"
You grow a third nipple, but that's about it.
No seriously, it's called Melanotan and has been coined the "Barbie Pill", I read about it two months ago, in a swedish science mag. They were pretty worked up about it, it's supposed to increase your sex drive, increase pigmentation and supress hunger impulses somewhat, so you get a slender waist.
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Quote: "The molecule turns out to activate five different chemical systems throughout the body. It's a potent anti-inflammatory, and in 1996 further tests of the drug showed that it also promotes sexual arousal. Not simple vascular stimulation, as with Viagra, but a direct action in the hypothalamus, the brain's emotional switchboard. Impotence is largely an organic, mechanical problem, but here was something that could potentially address the murkier issues of frigidity, and even that old-time marriage killer: simple lack of enthusiasm. (On Melanotan, female lab rodents triple their levels of courtship behavior.) And as if that weren't enough, the molecule also targets an appetite-suppression receptor popular with the makers of weight-loss drugs." Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
So it makes you skinny, horny, and discolored?
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Or in other words...a student?
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
But not like Tim. Because, while horny, he is a big fatso. And a hippy.
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
Tim is, like, at the peak of male desirability. And not crimson-tanned!
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
How do you know? He refuses to post a recent picture of himself. Mainly because he can't find a camera with a wide enough lens.
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
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